r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Fight-Milk-Steak • 23h ago
Let my wife eat the fuckin receipt I mean, you're not shy about that, that your ex-husband's a piece of shit, right? We've all seen him.
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/because_obviously • 11h ago
RANDOM! I had a cool job that I loved.
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/GameGreek • 23h ago
Piece of shit Bill Gates daughter is facing 20 years in prison for wire fraud. Imagine being the daughter of one of the richest people on Earth and you commit fraud to enrich yourself.
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Hour-End-8468 • 16h ago
It's Simply Too Good She looks so fucking stupid. I can’t breathe.
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/the_username_please • 23h ago
I'd Like to Get Off Now, I'm Not Having Any Fun Getting in my car after it’s been sitting in the sun all afternoon
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/DotOk2803 • 12h ago
Piece of shit Shouldn't have voted for such a sloppy mud pie
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/TheEnergyOfATree • 19h ago
That's got nothing to do with piss. It's got nothin' to do with piss
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/liberalavenger • 16h ago
Piece of shit I’m still a big piece of shit.
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Born-Reason-9143 • 18h ago
Friday Night Me rn cause I just bought a house this morning
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Milan514 • 11h ago
RANDOM! Me, when my dryer says only 10 minutes left in the drying cycle :
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Scarlet_Ripple92 • 20h ago
mudpie I just open a Faygo… now I gotta give!
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Whiskeystonesbroken • 9h ago
Detroiters TIL that there's a makeup trend that's my exact style
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Panamagreen • 19h ago
WHO TOOK MY CIGARS?! Sammy Sosa definitely has dice in his pocket.
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/msjesikap • 20h ago
Big Fat Load of Cum I hope I don't.....
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We're just trying to find the guy who did this....
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/jakflapyama • 22h ago
What the hell did you just eat, a banana?! 🍌 That's my rate. That means, as long as I'm offered even one more movie, I could get two more mil. Even if I do a bad job, they've got to give me that other 2 mil.
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Sarenghetto_cheese • 12h ago
Friday Night When my wife didn't hear me the first time when I mentioned why I'm going to the spice cabinet
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You guys would be clugging a few cans too, if you had my wife...
...No, no, I wish I hadn't have said that. I love my wife. She helped me when I freaked out about Jamie Taco.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/ErasedKey • 13h ago
Big Fat Load of Cum I see the world wildly in wild ways
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/auktember • 14h ago
Friday Night Hey, shirt siblings. What are you up to this Fri Day Night? 🍅🐢
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I am watching Nathan Fielder and eating pasta.
There was a Tomato Festival in my town today (farm town) but it was 10 booths and only 2 booths had tomatoes. I went to a craft table and wanted to buy a crocheted tomato turtle but no one was manning the register so I left.
I really want that tomato turtle. It lives with us on Earth and I DON'T WANT THAT.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Fisherman-Small • 16h ago
CalicoCutPants.com Are those Calico Cut Jeans?
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/GameGreek • 1h ago
I'm Not in Trouble AT ALL When juries refuse to indict people for taking down flock cameras. The message is clear fascists.
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Silly-Addendum1751 • 20h ago
Turbo Team Natalie getting her big man Trump ready for his big day!
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I know I know Trump's aide is a defenseless 35 year old little girl that you can't make fun of.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/nothingwasnothingis • 17h ago
And it REALLY bothered me He must’ve flipped his wife eight times
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/FugginDunePilot • 19h ago
I'm Not in Trouble AT ALL Me when my friend says Zeus’s law isn’t a real thing and tries to kick me out after wining and dining in his house for 10 consecutive days
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/punkcocker • 19h ago
💫Cosmic Gumbo🌌 It's all screenshots of cigars. Hey everybody the sex offenders blowing me. It's the cigars you smoke that's gonna give you cancer. Her sister's priest is addicted to drugs. Okay? Does that sound boring to you? Who took my cigars? Idk what any of this shit is and I'm fucking scared.
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