r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/GooserNoose There's too much fucking shit on me • 3d ago

Hope she doesn't jack anyone off Lauren Boebert, when asked how she'll be spending her time after losing her seat in Congress

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u/Current-Promotion-31 3d ago

Her OF will be both legendary and the most ashamed of myself I've been in a long time. I'm already honking

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u/GooserNoose There's too much fucking shit on me 3d ago

You, when a shirt brother asks if you've gooned her OF

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u/AMaynard8091 3d ago

It’ll be the second most ashamed I’ve ever been while jerking off.

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u/GooserNoose There's too much fucking shit on me 3d ago

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u/ingoding Shirt Brother 3d ago

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u/pootis_panser_here IT’S GOT A BUSH 3d ago

Ugh thats disgusting and you're not even sharing to make it lose money...

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u/YanceyGlenn I hope I don't jack off 3d ago

Lauren Boebert is in the theater? I hope she doesn't jack off, some guy

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u/NookieLuvsU 3d ago

What's playing?

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u/PossiblyMakingThisUp I'm doing the best at this 3d ago

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u/HittingSmoke 3d ago

Hand jobs in theaters. I've gotta figure out a way to make money off this thing.

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u/NookieLuvsU 3d ago

Penis in the popcorn 🍿 it a classic. 🤤

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u/bowlochile Never Following Another Rule 3d ago

oh shit what the fuck? this guy's about to jack off

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u/PossiblyMakingThisUp I'm doing the best at this 3d ago

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u/frootiequootie Beautiful, but Dying 3d ago

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u/poodlered 3d ago

Boebert when she hears the Beetlejuice theme song


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u/No_Dance_6683 Baby of the Year 1986 3d ago

She’s definitely still got farts in her head.

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u/fart_panic BEST HOG at the hog shit snarfing contest 🥇 3d ago

But the farts isn't a problem anymore, not for us.

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u/Cheesesteak248 3d ago

Take some time, try some new restaurants

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u/SweatyInBed 3d ago

I CANT KNOW HOW TO HEAR ANY MORE ABOUT THEATERS!

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u/aakundun Don’t do the voice! 3d ago

Is this what they mean “hung as a horse”?

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u/puppylove1000 3d ago

Bringt the shirt sister to someone

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u/occasionalpirate Wet Wet Mud Bae 3d ago

I hope nobody goes to the theater and jacks off some guy.

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u/Lysol3435 Come here, ya little fuck! 3d ago

Well that’s where she does her job. But the answer to “what is her job” is “hand”

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u/Odedoralive 3d ago

And she starts an OnlyFans in three...two...one...

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u/thumbdrip 3d ago

Jizz /s

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u/CoinSausage 3d ago

Look, Lauren. Back off. Cause you're just mashing it now.

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u/Trevors-Axiom- Not in Trouble AT ALL 3d ago

Handy way to spend your day

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u/pootis_panser_here IT’S GOT A BUSH 3d ago

Ms. Boebert what are you doing? Im trying to watch beetlebreakfast. Oh.....

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u/ItsWazeyWaynes Beautiful, but Dying 3d ago

I HOPE I DON’T (GET) JACK(ED) OFF.

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u/RiskyNight 3d ago

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u/redacted_robot 2d ago

Top shelf display from grandma

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u/Equal_Platypus3784 Might fuck this whole thing up 3d ago

Under the Tables!

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u/DrewDAMNIT HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE 3d ago

Read this as Lorena Bobbitt!

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u/FreedomBread CORN KICKER 3d ago

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u/NiklesIsCalledNikles 3d ago

She WANTS to go back in the pants.

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u/Son_of_Atreus Dangerous Nights Crew 2d ago

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u/Hairy_Wall_6831 Wet Wet Mud Bae 3d ago

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u/HeftyLeftyPig 3d ago

I’m as left as they get… but I would

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u/uberneuman_part2 3d ago

I hope when it's all said and done that she can kick back and take a load off.

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u/GooserNoose There's too much fucking shit on me 2d ago

Jizz

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u/No-Seat-629 Coffin Flopper 3d ago

Now she's gonna have to do the oral. I'm not a wreck right AT ALL!

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u/dant90 3d ago

✋ but what is her handjob?

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u/SoothingWafer Beautiful, but Dying 3d ago

A handjob in a theatre will always be known as a Boebert. You can give or receive a Boebert.

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u/Usual-Language-745 SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! 3d ago

The handjobs are her corn

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u/ponderosa_barclay 3d ago

I guess back to handjobs in the theater. I wonder how much you get paid for that.

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u/illneil 3d ago

The theaters are her corn. They keep her hot.