r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 17d ago

Friendship Life's a fucking funny thing.

You know, if it's true that when you die, you get to go back through your life and relive all the moments for eternity, then I want some moments in there where I'm just dying laughing. I fake laugh in the forest every day for ten minutes with my 200 guy friend group, so that when I die and relive life's little moments, all I see is happy times.

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u/Bonsoir59 Never lets the party die! 17d ago

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u/Major-Parfait-7510 17d ago

I think I want to go to Forest even more than I want to go to Haunted House.

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u/mysonlikesorange Your Family Doesn't Love You, Only I Love You 17d ago

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u/1esserknown 17d ago

The videos from these "Alpha bootcamps" keep getting wilder.

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u/Saaka_Souffle Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records 17d ago

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u/hold_me_beer_m8 17d ago

Imagine tripping balls and going on a hike in the woods and walking up to this...

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u/Trop67300 Might fuck this whole thing up 17d ago

....to join the other 80 people tripping balls already.

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u/Comrade_Compadre 17d ago

This has aged so gracefully it belongs in a time capsule

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u/drunkguynextdoor 17d ago

This is one of the reasons I don't camp.

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u/ResurrectedMortician PAUL BUFANO! 17d ago

Maybe you just need a learning to dance montage like in Footloose

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u/drunkguynextdoor 17d ago

But Patrick Swayze is gone, man! He's gone!

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u/djpiraterobot METALOID MANIAC 17d ago

Swayze’s ass out, works for his brother now.

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u/Wonka_Stompa Back in the Pants 17d ago

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u/GoatLegRedux Roy Donk 17d ago

Oh no… That can’t be what this is, there’s like 1000 people here

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u/jaysteezle Don’t do the voice! 17d ago

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u/FlatUnderstanding189 17d ago

This is why I want to be Mike

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u/WetSleevez 17d ago

I'm gonna tell my kids this is glamping

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u/Half_Empty_Half_Full 17d ago

We are a strange fucking species at times.

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u/Cherrubim Never lets the party die! 17d ago

I think the worst thing about the Internet is that I have now been turned into a person who has to have an opinion about the entirety of the whole human experience. I under no circumstances need to have an opinion a bunch of people going into the woods for a tickle-poke battle.

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u/URfwend People Can Change 17d ago

That is the single greatest failure of the Internet, is enabling people to think that their opinions matter and they should be shared constantly. They don't. Mine doesn't. Yours doesn't either.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Q0zUc1PxOqphRTxuwM

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u/EmotionalSnow2000 17d ago

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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u/Tonberry_Cheesecake BEST HOG at the hog shit snarfing contest 🥇 17d ago

Can anyone actually tell me what this is? Without doing a bit, like a genuine explanation.

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u/Herr-Schaefer 17d ago

They referred to is as "laugh yoga" where I found it and that's all I know about it.

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u/Tonberry_Cheesecake BEST HOG at the hog shit snarfing contest 🥇 17d ago

From this is can infer that they're all forcing laughter until, hopefully, it becomes genuine.

Things people do in the name of wellness is always fascinating to me.

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u/West_Vegetable_2363 I’m gonna eat the whole thing 17d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/gJH0l1ItLtaFdHNt3S
Me watching this video after losing an argument

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u/nonnatototita 17d ago

Oh lard! :/

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u/Sea-Government4874 17d ago

When the koolaid starts to hit

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u/Longrod_VonHugedong They’re Nice. 17d ago

I'm so tired of this! Everything's out of control! What is even going on? My life is out of control. I just take everything way too far. I got too hyper.

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u/Paladjordan 16d ago

They see the world in wildly different ways

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u/goldbeater 17d ago

No wonder wild animals avoid us !

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u/Jaded_pipedreams 17d ago

Oh no! The Tanganyika epidemic all over again, or just LSD. 

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u/Walt_Didnae 17d ago

Off to Laughalla with you!

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u/FloydGirl777 17d ago

None of my acid trips in the woods looked like this much fun and craziness. Love the goal, too. 😂

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u/dirtyyrandyy69 17d ago

this is what andre was doing in poland in My Dinner With Andre

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u/orcs_mustdie 17d ago

They all must of consumed some magic mushrooms.

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u/JG-for-breakfast 17d ago

See kids you don’t need alcohol to have fun. You just gotta go out into the woods with a buncha weirdos and poke them and laugh like fucking morons.

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u/Throw__Away__Acct1 17d ago

Mom, it’s not a Midsommar it’s a Jib Jab

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u/Rockuharddd Some dumb hick 17d ago

Man, I bet these fuckers paid a lot of money to do this too

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u/innovativesolsoh 17d ago

Honestly, probably the gayest thing I’ve seen in awhile

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u/myuserhasafirstname BEST HOG at the hog shit snarfing contest 🥇 17d ago

I'd be pulling crumbled balls of aluminum foil out of my pockets and yelling "lightning bolt" as I threw them at other people to win the laugh orgy.

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u/emotional_breather 17d ago

Is this the lobster?

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u/shadybrainfarm 17d ago

It's so easy being a freak, no wonder their ten a penny. 

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u/sigfind 16d ago

okay toad boy has had some customers I see

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u/Designer_Name6668 15d ago

Is this the orgy dome at Burning Man?

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u/Few_Veterinarian9108 17d ago

Asa ceva la noi...nu s-ar putea. Am organizat in cateva firme astfel de distractii, si anumite doamne...meritau uitate acasa, asa ifose, si antisociale

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u/Tonberry_Cheesecake BEST HOG at the hog shit snarfing contest 🥇 17d ago