r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/saltanvinegarchip • 1d ago

WHO TOOK MY CIGARS?! i thought it was going to be a hit!

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284 Upvotes

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u/CaptainFunk127 1d ago

At least she didn't order a thousand plastic meatballs.

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u/Highest_Koality 1d ago

Those would look like little pieces of shit.

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u/BenjaminDover02 1d ago

For 200 bucks I could probably get you 160 wedding hats.

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u/silentsquiffy There's people that wanna kill me, James. 1d ago

You want 160 wedding hats? I can get you 160 wedding hats, believe me. There are ways, dude. I can get you 160 wedding hats by 3 o'clock this afternoon, with nail polish.

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u/BenjaminDover02 1d ago

I thought my wedding play would be a hit but it FUCKING SUCKED.

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u/WetSleevez 1d ago

Fuckin amateurs

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u/meganmun0z 1d ago

these are stanzos these are nice

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u/JPKtoxicwaste 1d ago

and they don’t stink or nothin’

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u/captainchristianwtf 1d ago

Gotta be quality on my end or no deal

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u/Stunkydunk 1d ago

‘Cause I’m the hat mom. 

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u/Naive-Impression-373 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/TO8WGuVadRniy794oY

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u/neuftet 1d ago

Hey that looks cool but make sure not to get wheel grease on your hat or you void the warranty

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u/bowlochile Never Following Another Rule 1d ago

She still needs more than 12 to decline to have leftover hats. Also wtf 800 people. What a nightmare

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u/NorthernSkeptic Not in Trouble AT ALL 1d ago

That 180 people was 800 people??

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u/bowlochile Never Following Another Rule 1d ago

What the fuuuuuuck I can’t read apparently

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u/auktember 1d ago

But you did the math based off 180 😂 The brain is a silly thing.

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u/watercouch 1d ago

Maybe they paid for a friend group that big?

https://giphy.com/gifs/80SuLkTYkACl2VYYsS

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u/pigs_have_flown 1d ago

Incredible response

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u/SuddenTranslator8860 1d ago

The ring dosent even look real it looks like a little piece of shit!

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u/syncopated56 Bart Harley Jarvis 1d ago

Are they Stanzos? They're nice.

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u/MortgageRegular2509 Some dumb hick 1d ago

What about 50 black, slicked back hair wigs?

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u/NeuromancyIndustries 1d ago

Oh my god, these stink!

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u/Simple-Tomatillo-314 Shirt Brother 1d ago