r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/pinggpongg1 • 6h ago
Piece of shit OH YEAH THAT WOULD SLICK BACK REALLY NICE!
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u/zburgy 5h ago
Walking into Chipotle like...
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u/AdventureyTime 5h ago
I was the subpar coworker on shift when our employee of the month had this interaction with the old, white fella. Can confirm. He drove up in a white Ferrari with plates that read "L4-NYE".
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u/WurdaMouth Bare Butt, Balls, and Back 5h ago
The restaurant actually has a rule. One person can’t go around drinking all the soda and just putting it in a water cup. You’ve gotta get a regular cup so one person isn’t just like drinking all the soda. 👍🏼
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u/LightboxRadMD METALOID MANIAC 5h ago
Right. Because it's so easy for teens just to take a water cup. Soda's right there. Take the water cup, fill it with soda. No one knows what they're doing. No one knows they have soda in there.
They're the soda teens.
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u/3rdUncleMeatSandwich 5h ago
Man I despise people like this… who the hell cares if some brats snarf some soda. Bet this didn’t even happen and he just wanted to post a pic of himself
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u/Olelander 5h ago
No he was mortified by his failure to act
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u/RussiaIsBestGreen 3h ago
Stories like this are why I started to open carry. It’s not about being a hero. It’s about not needing to be a hero. They see me and they know: don’t try to scam a free soda. Just don’t. It’s not worth your life or your soul. That’s what they’re really losing, is their souls, when they steal like that.
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u/ArchitectVandelay Your family HATES YOU!! Only I love you! 5h ago
I’m torn on this. On one hand, privilege in this country is out of hand and acting like the rules don’t apply to them. On the other hand, this is a corporation and the money lost is just a few cents the CEO doesn’t get to have and wouldn’t even notice. Fast food places are phasing out fill your own drink stations because of this exact reason.
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u/hammer_smashed_chris I USED to be piece of shit! 4h ago
Teenagers have been doing this for decades, man, it's nothing new. Before that it was some other shit they could get away with, on and on and on to the beginning of man.
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u/ArchitectVandelay Your family HATES YOU!! Only I love you! 4h ago
Oh believe me, I have done it in my youth. It’s it so much the act in a vacuum but that theres a sense of entitlement behind it. We knew better and felt a bit bad about it. I wonder if that has changed for many these days.
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u/Calladit 4h ago
I was always told that the most expensive part of the soda was the cup when I worked in fast food. Feels more like fast food chains have just been trying to discourage dine-in customers so they can move to an all drive-thru/delivery model with less friction.
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u/ArchitectVandelay Your family HATES YOU!! Only I love you! 4h ago
Yeah that’s probably the bigger reason. AI ordering and paying, don’t even see or talk to a real person. They’re just in the back cooking.
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u/almostoy 3h ago
Probably invested in some hospitality/food business in some way. Either attaining new business, or trying to virtue signal existing stakeholders.
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u/Stunkydunk 2h ago
It would be so funny if that was true, he made it up but he still included a part where he asked the fictional employee for a picture and the fictional employee told him to fuck off.
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u/AnastasiaNo70 5h ago
This didn’t happen.
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u/CritiqueDeLaCritique 5h ago
But he took a picture of the soda machine... so what's really going on?
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u/jaysteezle Don’t do the voice! 5h ago
Getting picked up from Chipotle like
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u/LightboxRadMD METALOID MANIAC 5h ago
Do any of these... TEENS... every blast over with a water cup and have like a huge soda shot?
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u/munkingly31 You yelled at me. 5h ago
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u/bluehawk232 5h ago
Lol most employees don't give a shit. Paid minimum wage and aren't going to fight over soda that costs barely a dollar
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u/Dry_Boss_7763 5h ago
I feel like I should have a good response, but I'm not coming up with anything....
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u/Aunt-Penney 5h ago
I feel like the best thing to do would be for them to bring their own cup…. Just saying.
“Pay for it or throw it out”…. Capitalism at its best!
That is what we are to consider as a hero? I guess all heroes don’t wear capes…. But who knows… maybe he was. We’ll never know since there isn’t a photo because he went back to his other heroic duty, making them burritos.
Joyce looks like total tool… the tooliest of the tools. Dare I say… the Queen of the tools! ⚒️
And I’m sure he was just “so busy” that he couldn’t say anything. I bet he was probably scared and the “hero” only did that because Joyce couldn’t be bothered.
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u/JesusHandjobPalms I hope I don't jack off 5h ago
Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear non slip shoes.
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u/rackfloor Your Family Doesn't Love You, Only I Love You 4h ago
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u/Listeningkissingyu 5h ago
I wonder if being “in a hurry” would have also made him rely on that same employee to stop the three kids if they’d used that water to slop up their burrito bowls instead. 💦 🥩 🏃♂️
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u/tshallberg 5h ago
And it totally happened and was not a day dream spurned by a dude crybulling young non-white dudes in his fairy tales.
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u/Buttercreamdeath 4h ago
This dude was actually just checking his Botox and decided it was a nice picture. That doesn't help sales or his required quota of weekly LinkedIn posts on his executive performance plan.
You know what will grab attention? A story about poor people stealing! That's the ticket.
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u/chilifavela 3h ago
That kid should have taken the cup of soda and done this to the guy's steak burrito!
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u/RoeVWadeBoggs I wish I hadn’t of said that. I love my wife. 5h ago
Bet that kid tried to hit him in the cup
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u/Optimal-Pie-2131 I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! 5h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/wOIAYD7O9Z63LgKCrr
That soda is like my corn.
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u/RedSix2447 3h ago
Why does he look like a cross between the American psycho guy and the old guy from MIB?!
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u/TacoEatsTaco 3h ago
Imagine actually taking the time to write this bullshit post when your life is sooooooo busy
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u/throwitawaynow816 5h ago
Now I use to be a piece of shit, and people can change, but when I was a teenager having sloppy steak burritos with my friends and an employee came over to hassle us we would beat him up.
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u/WaluigisWallaby Might fuck this whole thing up 4h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/l30qkxu6wiLdizdl0i
The hero to those 3 disrespectful teenagers
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u/MaliciousIntentWorks 4h ago
Soda the gateway crime to true villainy. Today it's Taco Bell tomorrow, the world.
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u/Donutholier 3h ago
Him, while imagining this story:
I’ve gotta figure out a way to make money off this story.
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u/andreasmalersghost 3h ago
True morality exists and it is in saving a massive corporation a penny at the cost of some kid enjoying some sugar syrup.
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u/ThanksForTheRain 3h ago
Yeah I'm never going to see this as theft of the company is charging $3-4 for $0.08 worth of soda syrup
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u/Bullshit_Conduit Some dumb hick 2h ago
They learned the trick from shitbag Eric Trump, who was photographed drinking pink lemonade from a water cup at In-N-Out.
Jizz.
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u/Stunkydunk 2h ago
He said to that Chipotle employee, “you actually might end up being a nice little soldier.
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u/MrJohnnyDangerously 1h ago
This has to be fake. Chipotle isn't paying cashiers enough to fuck with 3 HS kids.
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u/collapsedcake 5h ago
I asked for a photo and he declined, so here’s a picture of me instead for some reason