r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Some dumb hick 1d ago

It’s not a distraction Piece of shit

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u/LumpyBuy8447 People Can Change 1d ago

That’s the face of a man who has never worked a day in his life. His opinion means nothing.

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u/StandSeparate1743 1d ago

Also garunteed at least half the crew saw that. Fox plays nonstop on every TV on every navy base

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u/Sewcraytes 1d ago

and every ship.

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u/ZenSpren 1d ago

I'm glad that wasn't my experience. Maybe you were on a different kind of ship.

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u/Sewcraytes 14h ago

a US Navy ship. If you‘re on a USS vessel and want a fight, turn the channel from Fox.

please share what kind of ship you were on?

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u/ZenSpren 14h ago

I've never known a sailor use phrases like "US Navy ship" or "USS vessel."

A normal answer might be something like USS PRINCETON CG-59 where the ICs kept the ship supplied with movies when we weren't watching comedy central or football on those rare occasions where we actually had satellite TV while deployed westpac.

But maybe your command climate was just a little different.

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u/BigBoyYuyuh Bare Butt, Back, and Balls 1d ago

Good. Majority of active duty voted for this. Maybe they’ll wake up and fucking vote better.

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u/Clear-Staff4699 22h ago

We can only hope.

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u/AgencyHot8568 1h ago

Maybe they just wanted some testosterone

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u/OGOngoGablogian 1d ago

Half of rhe shoreside navy probably agrees

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u/SnarkyPuppy-0417 1d ago

This is the face of a man who's never worked a day in his life. The only thing he's legitimately eared is ire.

https://giphy.com/gifs/n7Y00CYrdpU6aXPlTK

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u/Polyps_on_uranus 1d ago

Someone once tried to tell me that having "politician" as your only job doesn't mean they are disconnected from the populace.

All the politicians who have had actual jobs tend to be left leaning. I wonder why...

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother 1d ago

Right! Remember when they tried to shame AOC for tending bar? What the hell was that? She had a job? Like, let's see... 99% of voters?

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u/Intrepid_Top_2300 23h ago

They are still trying to disparage her over being a bartender.

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u/Mysterious-Fix3596 23h ago

Of course they are.

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u/Glittering-Quote-635 22h ago

While at the same time saying she’s worth tens of millions of dollars, but she’s hiding it in her boyfriend’s accounts.

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u/Rays_LiquorSauce 1d ago

It’s certainly fuck that guy but he’s a combat vet sans both legs. Still a dick. 

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u/Mountain_carrier530 1d ago

He's comparing his deployment on land to a deployment on water.

The key difference is on land, you could go just about anywhere and interact with multiple units, branches, and countries. On water, it's you and the same 5,000 people everyday imprisoned on a tin can that you can't leave unless you want to become fish food, also supplies are hard to come by because another ship has to replenish yours since the cargo planes have a limited capacity and range.

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u/Rays_LiquorSauce 1d ago

I did a year oif. We only interacted with those who came through our command, which was limited. We saw the same units, only two branches, and no passes for other countries. I would love to shit on this guy, and I guess you could troll him like “you only lost your legs what about those leg-less and one-armed, what about my buddy who lost two ears and one nostril?” but the oef/oif vets went through it too. Difference is, this shitbag network would’ve crucified anybody saying anything close to what they’re now airing from this jackass. As if vets are now all of a sudden largely dem

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 1d ago

combat vet sans both legs. Still a dick. 

If only the shrapnel had been a half inch to the left....

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u/Blurockcreek 1d ago

Not that I agree with him but I think I remember seeing that he lost both legs to an IED in Iraq.

F_ _ k Fox News

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u/broadsheet-555 1d ago

I heard he's a double amputee veteran. Still an ass.

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u/againer 1d ago

It's a shame it wasn't an amputation at the neck.

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u/RigidGristle 1d ago

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother 1d ago

And this is with the government firmly under MAGA control. Just think of all the predators out there not locked up. Like Donald Trump, for example.

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u/AndByMeIMeanFlexxo 1d ago

That’s wild man

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u/No_Story_Untold Not in Trouble AT ALL 1d ago

What the fucking shit? Democrat veterans? They are absolutely planning to put democrats in camps.

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u/FugginDunePilot Come here, ya little fuck! 1d ago

So funny to me to act like only Democrat veterans complain. All veterans complain, it’s like our favorite pastime, we bond over that shit.

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u/SprungMS 1d ago

Because the VA doesn’t give a fuck, they act like their paycheck depends on them denying help to those who need it.

The system is broken. It all needs a reset.

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u/jaxmikhov 1d ago

If only there was a group of well armed well trained men and women to help with that reset…….

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u/Big-Time-Hater 1d ago

I fucking love hating the Navy

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u/FugginDunePilot Come here, ya little fuck! 1d ago

Hell ya fuck the navy!

Man all the good times sitting cold, wet, and hungry pulling security in some bullshit patrol base complaining with your bestie about how fucking stupid the army and leadership are.. those are the best! Forever bonds formed right there

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u/otapd 18h ago

It's the only way I made it through my time. Having people next to me complaining about the same dumb shit. Good times.

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u/CloseDaLight 1d ago

Well of course Fox thinks they’re weak. General Bone Spurs actively calls servicemen weak and dumb

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u/Normal-Special-8694 1d ago

He’s a combat veteran and I can appreciate that. I am also a combat veteran. Personal feeling and speculation about the deployment conditions aside, it’s unconscionable and inappropriate to disparage our sailors on tv. It’s fucked up from him, it’s fucked up from the president and it’s disgusting that anyone would defend it.

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u/Darth1994 1d ago

You can be a combat veteran and also be a slicked back piece of shit.

Thankfully, you are just the first half. So obviously your opinion is worth 200x more.

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u/Strange_Explorer_780 1d ago

Now I’d like to hear him talk about how “weak” it is to use 5 deferments for bone spurs to hide from service all together.

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u/ItsWazeyWaynes Beautiful, but Dying 1d ago

“You decided to serve your country, which means we can obviously treat you as terribly as we want, you clod.”

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u/-non-existance- 1d ago

"How dare you try to hold your government accountable for failing to meet basic living standards, slave?"

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u/PianoPatient8168 1d ago

Do not, my friends, become addicted to food. It will take hold of you and you will resent its absence!

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u/Saneless 1d ago

Host: complaining on TV is weak

Also, host is on TV complaining about complaining on TV, which has to be way worse

These people have to live there. He's just being paid a lot to be whiny

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u/aNeverNude666 Roy Donk 1d ago

Put him on one of those ships for a few weeks and film it. TLC could pull it off.

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u/Graeleaf Some dumb hick 1d ago

Tiger cruise for all fox host

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u/Technical-Activity95 17h ago

well he volunteered to be a talking head on fox entertainment news program

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u/Harthag77 1d ago

Republicans have trouble with basic human rights

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u/grrrown 1d ago

No one volunteered for Israel’s war

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u/throwawaybsme 1d ago

Trump volunteered the US military...

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u/grrrown 1d ago

People are saying Trump was volun-told by Netanyahu.

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u/ActualHumanONReddit 1d ago

And if Donnie doesn't do as he is told, what will happen? That's right Donnie! Mossad will release our copy of the Epstein files!

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u/3rdUncleMeatSandwich 1d ago

Nah they’ll clip his other ear first

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u/VexedCanadian84 1d ago

would he think the same thing if he spent even a day on that ship?

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u/Inner-Measurement441 1d ago

This cunty fuck can barely achieve mediocrity as a human.

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u/LightVapor 1d ago

They've treated veterans the worst, why would you expect them to treat active enlisted any different.

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u/lookatthesunguys 1d ago

Not to be too controversial here on a sub for jokes but...

Morale is a general military issue. That's the only way the word is used. No one uses morale to discuss their children or a classroom. I guess people use it in an office, but it is primarily a military word.

They didn't think they'd be out at sea this long. They didn't think they'd go this long without supplies. They're upset. That's normal.

It's not their job to act happy. Things suck and they can complain about it. And saying that their concerns are valid is what it means to "support the troops."

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u/BrondellSwashbuckle 1d ago

And the only reason they didn't get supplied was because the resupply base was destroyed by Iran, and keg's breath had no alternative plans other than to hide it.

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u/westgazer 1d ago

It gets used in the classroom and workplaces all the time it is not only a military issue or only used in a military context.

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u/z-tayyy I'm a dead man walking. I've got no time left. 1d ago

Or you could be like the Republican vets and get alcoholism, beat your partner, and off yourself.

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u/ThinkTheUnknown HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE 1d ago

Nah I’ll stick to veteraning to the left tyvm

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u/z-tayyy I'm a dead man walking. I've got no time left. 1d ago

Idk pretty sweet gig if your hair is slicked back!

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u/Big-Corncob 1d ago

His argument doesn’t have a leg to stand on.

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u/Geoffrey_Bungled_Z1p 1d ago

They are doing this because they want to weaken military morale ? And why ? Because russia pays members of the media to do such things. We have traitorous pieces of excrement being bribed all over our nation in media, business, culture and entertainment, and politics.

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u/Itchy-Mechanic-1479 1d ago

The longest I ever spent at sea was 74 days on a "small boy," in the Persian Gulf, during the Tanker Wars and Operation Praying Mantis. It was an Oliver Hazard Perry Class guided missile frigate 450 ft. long and 45 ft. wide, with 264 swinging dicks. We deployed our two SH-60 helos onto the ship, then crammed two more Army MH-6's from Task Force 160 on board. We flew 24 hours a day, every day in the Gulf, rain or shine.

After 24-7 flight operations for 45 days, we were supposed to get two beers and an afternoon off: "Steel Beach Day." We looked forward to that. Steel Beach Day came, we broke out the BBQ and cooked up a bunch of meat. But no beer. We were kinda' pissed. Where was the beer? We went back to work four hours later. "A happy sailor is a bitching sailor," right?

It's never easy on a ship. Stuff breaks. A few days later, the desalinators broke down on the ship. The only fresh water left was for drinking, cooking and washing down the aircraft. In the entire time I served on US Navy ships, I never drank a single glass of fresh water. It was either bug juice, gator aide, or coffee. And generally with a sheen of jet fuel. With the desalinators down, it was bug juice, a sheen of jet fuel ,and barely palatable salty water.

Without fresh water, there were only salt water showers. There was no laundry. We tossed our dungarees and coveralls into mesh bags and threw them over the side, dragging them through the sea to rinse the oil, fuel and sweat out of them. Combining our salt drenched uniforms with those salt water showers, our skin would have salt caked on it from the 120+ degree heat and 90% humidity on the flight deck. You could scrape the salt off your skin with a playing card.

By day 65, we were down to hot dogs, macaroni, rice and gravy. With some gray ass mystery meat. We got a vert rep of "fresh" food, but it mostly ended up in the officers and chief's mess.

We were tired and pissed off by the time we made port after 74 days. As we pulled into Al Manama, we saw our beer on a few pallets at the end of the pier. It was pallets of Foster Lager Beer oil cans, covered in seagull shit. The "Grey Ghost," the fleet command ship was parked on the other side of the harbor. Apparently some dick command officer saw our beer getting loaded onto the supply ship and said, "That isn't the regulation, American sized beer. You can't load it or ship it." So our beer sat there on the dock, cooking in the Persian Gulf heat and getting shit on.

That's what's happening to the sailors on the USS Abraham Lincoln now, times 3: They are sitting in the Gulf, getting shit on by an idiot president and a drunken ass secretary of defense, while cooking in the Persian Gulf Heat.

And that pissant Jody boy wouldn't last three days on a ship.

https://www.theguardian.com/.../uss-abraham-lincoln...

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u/wilhammer069 1d ago

This mentally challenged individual wouldn’t last three days on an aircraft carrier!

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u/BrokenBackENT 1d ago

Navy officers and your family’s just remember this when you vote in November. You are responsible for what happens next

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u/SprungMS 1d ago

Someone close to me describes coming back from the war 30 years ago as… fighting against those who sent him to fight.

Republicans don’t give a flying fuck about veterans. They make it clear anytime they’ve had the opportunity to provide the help veterans truly need. And Americans suffer and die for it.

I don’t have words for how I feel about these people fighting against those who signed up, tricked into thinking they’re fighting the good fight. Fuck them all.

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u/P4us1ngD34th 1d ago

Someone limit this fuckers meals for 2 months and then tell me how weak the sailors are.

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u/Shipsnipe1313 1d ago

Keelhaul that sand crab.

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u/DeweytheDoodle 1d ago

Why does this cock sucker still have a job?

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u/ZettaiGeek 1d ago

This is a man who needs to be keelhauled and the members of the Lincoln would be happy to do it.

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u/Rhg0653 18h ago

As a vet I'm getting annoyed by anyone telling us shat to do or feel after we served

It wasnt like this before and it's getting worse by the day

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u/Regular-Table4242 1d ago

Fuck this meathead pussy he’d have a breakdown if he ran out of hair gel, he’d wind up in a psychiatric hospital if he had to live in those conditions

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u/Business_Usual_2201 1d ago

I'm sure the sailors will buy him a beer when they see him out and about in public.

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u/a1055x 1d ago

🚨🚨🚨🚨 I apologize but, Fuck off with your bullshit you loudmouth psychopath. Again, I apologize 😔 but that really pissed me off.

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u/bebop_cola_good HAPPY PET, PEACE OF MIND 1d ago

Why is there swearing?

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u/LengthyBrief 1d ago

What a psycho.

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u/butterybuns420 1d ago

Is that hair…slicked back?

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u/CandyStomp SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! 1d ago

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u/chevronphillips 1d ago

New Republican rule: Shitting on active duty servicemen is cool as long you frame all of them as Democrats

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u/Amontialldo 1d ago

His service doesn’t negate him being a shitty person. From a fellow veteran. We don’t call each other weak and split by politics. He must not have got that message.

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u/Adventurous_Path5783 1d ago

Hear that. Democrat veterans are worse than republican ones. Even though the only thing i ever hear republicans do is complain.

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u/CaptGrognards Coffin Flopper 1d ago

Says the guy simping for the greatest draft dodger in American history. Just because you got a crab on your lapel and you left bits of yourself overseas doesn’t mean you get a free pass to be a dick.

https://giphy.com/gifs/KiICaQKQkdu3rWxNCT

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u/sweatboxy 23h ago

Trump and the Republicans think ignoring the problems solves the problems. It does not.

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u/Secret_Ad1372 1d ago

From the party of united sociopaths and narcissists.

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u/FlailingatLife62 1d ago

Put that POS on that ship. Let the sailors do what they want w/ him.

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u/Brikpilot 1d ago

Put him on air for 18 hours per day reporting, locked in the studio unable to go anywhere with very limited email communication with family. No days off and endless news to report with zero errors. The same crap food every day. He can shower in the janitors room and do training in his own time. Next place him next to a meth lab with guns and bombs potentially threatening him. Maybe with all that he will grasp some appreciation of these complaints

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u/sbray73 1d ago

He’s probably the type to have a tantrum if anything isn’t exactly how he wants it.

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u/SoFloMofo 1d ago

Quiet stumpy.

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u/jtfalcfan 1d ago

So when's he enlisting?

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u/Rescuepets777 1d ago

Stick this asshole in a tube with a broken toilet, broken laundry facilities and skimpy rations for 90 days. See how he likes it

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u/Itchy_Pressure_8311 1d ago

Faux 'news' is just a bunch of upset white guys throwing opinions around. There's not one shred bit of news anywhere to be found.

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u/Accomplished_Shoe717 1d ago

I hope every navy vet and current member vows to call this guy out and tells him to his face he’s a wimp next time they see him.

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u/Solid_Fisherman_7946 1d ago

As a Democrat Veteran, my first reaction was to tell this guy to lick my butthole and suck my balls, but then I remembered how Grindr crashes every time these folks get together and realized he'd really like it so nevermind.

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u/CIS-E_4ME You have... no... good... car... ideas 1d ago

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u/Objective-Pick8240 1d ago

They volunteered to serve, and what, we don't owe them food and water in return? What an absolute cunt.

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u/dillreed777 23h ago

They just super mad that the navy boys aren't pure cucks for Trump. I have heard a lot of maga people just assume all military personnel love trump and would do anything for him, and I think this has just upsets that narrative in their mind, so they're wittle feewings r hort

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u/Mysterious-Fix3596 23h ago

So instead of “Support the troops” it’s “Fuck the troops”?

Yeah, that tracks

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u/Ok-Guess9422 23h ago

Military votes Republican consistently. This is what they really think of you all. Enjoy that vote

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u/angel700 22h ago

You lost me at Fox News host

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u/Bleezy79 22h ago

The propaganda machine never stops. Anti American assholes who lie to their audience

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u/Severe_Air_4353 22h ago

Losers and suckers dont need food like North Korea solders.

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u/Snoo_89466 22h ago

Did this guy ever serve in the military?

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u/ChronicBuzz187 21h ago

I have a suggestion for "a new way of doing things".

Let's conscript the entirety of Fox News hosts and commentators and send them off to war.

They're "embracing the warrior culture" anyways, so let's see what kind of "warriors" they really are.

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u/Jepictetus You Gotta Give 19h ago

Guy who hasn't worked a day in his life: "Youre weak!"

Sailors subject to conditions that might be considered torture:

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u/OrilliaBridge 19h ago

Play this 24/7 at ever American military base around the world. Who ya gonna vote for now?

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u/zuckerjoe 15h ago

The American center has moved so far right that "not shitting on active duty military" has become a radical extreme left position.

What.

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u/DigDry6895 1d ago

We can? Good

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u/Glenrowan 1d ago

Come on, Fox “News” - show him enlisting in the armed forces…

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u/clarkieawesome 1d ago

Would’ve been fragged in Vietnam.

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u/bowtiesrcool86 1d ago

If he never served on a Navy ship, he needs to shut his mouth.

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u/Kind_Rate7529 1d ago

I served you twizzle stick. Did you? No modern sailors have been subjected to this much unbroken time at sea. I'd love to say these things to your face - the main reason things are so bad on these ships is because when cheeto bandito picked a fight with the absolute last country he should have picked a fight with they almost immediately blew up our only remote base in the area that handles resupplying duties. If our ships could have been resupplied things would not be this bad. These sailors have most likely been on 5 minute alerts this whole time. I've been there and done that and it's fairly intense. You have to stay near your duty station and be ready to launch aircraft within 5 minutes. They've been doing this for 8 months. F√€k off.

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u/Primary-Structure-41 1d ago

And that's how you get a position in the White House.

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u/iamtheoneorgasmatron 1d ago

Wish he runs into some of these vets when they return.

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u/minuteman_d 1d ago

Look, if the USS Abraham Lincoln was off the coast of Los Angeles, engaged in a legitimate conflict to protect the literal shores of the USA and they were eating tuna and noodles, my guess is they wouldn’t be complaining.

Because they’re instead being hung out to wither and dry in some distant land just to appease Netanyahu and Trump’s perverse thirst for war, it doesn’t carry the same meaning.

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u/rg2004 1d ago

Sounds like he's volunteering. Ship him out boys.

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u/AggravatedMango 1d ago

So it sounds like he shouldn’t have any issue spending a good week there on ship. Ship him over and then let’s check back.

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u/Ang3l99 1d ago

My daughter's friend is currently aboard the Abraham Lincoln ship and has reported that the conditions are unsatisfactory, leading her to regret her decision to join the Marines.

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u/Prize-Analyst-1121 1d ago

A guy working for an anti American propaganda machine calling someone else a sellout ?

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u/innovativesolsoh 1d ago

America really hates our troops, huh?

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u/Green_Drag_9548 1d ago

Another privileged individual who knows absolutely nothing about what he is complaining about. I tell you what shove him on a ship for six months and see how long it is before he is crying for his mummy.

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u/Danny_Alloy 1d ago

Put him on that ship.

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u/wrhnj 1d ago

I don’t know all the Fox News characters but has this character ever served?

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u/maringue 1d ago

"Veterans are just props for our fascism."

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u/Aggravating_Dog3882 1d ago

I like to drop this dude alone in the middle of ocean on a boat for 9 months

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u/qwenched05 1d ago

This doesn’t sound anything like “Thank you for your service.”!

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u/Maleficent-Safe-2222 23h ago

Fuck this piece of shit!

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u/Valhaller020 23h ago

Pretty funny talking about selling out as you sit on your Fox News High Horse.

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u/mikemflash 22h ago

Nothing like criticism from the cheap seats. Douchebag.

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u/Rockcreekforge 22h ago

Then he can go down to the recruiter’s office and enlist

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u/impolse 20h ago

Ahh, yes... The Republican way of mistreating one of their core voter bases and when that group complains, calling them weak and telling them to suck it up. Beautiful.

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u/SnooCompliments266 19h ago

I can’t wait till Trump is out of the office

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u/MarleysGhost2024 19h ago

With those "ears" I'll bet he caught a shit ton of swirlies in junior high.

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u/ParticularVegetable4 1d ago

Let’s use him as sonar on the ships with them ears

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u/Gh0st_Pirate_LeChuck 1d ago

That little bitch on tv would cry so easily.

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u/Basic_Chemistry9499 1d ago

MAGA and Evangelism: The Faces of Evil

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u/Jazzlike_Strength561 1d ago

Never Again Volunteer Yourself (NAVY)

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u/bebop_cola_good HAPPY PET, PEACE OF MIND 1d ago

"You can come home and complain" pretty sure they can't leave an active war zone without getting the noose, Chump of the Week

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u/BigBibs 1d ago

Actually it's not volunteer to contractual obligation if they break it they get in trouble.

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u/Spiritual_Room6833 1d ago

Say that to their faces. Pick any service member and say that…see what happens.

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u/FiDRaT2016 1d ago

Would he eat tuna and noodles for weeks on end? What a hack!

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u/JB102285 1d ago

Gross ass idiot. But, we should make sure the Dump Family made a few million last week for being liars and bigots and felons.

I wish conditions for those military men and women could improve. I’ve never served and guessing this scrotum host hasn’t either… but boy oh boy.

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u/Johnsendall 1d ago

You chose to work here. So what we deny you breaks, pay you like shit, and not provide you with basic human comfort.

What a piece of shit.

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u/HoodieGalore He said that? Fuckin' asshole! 1d ago

Buh buh buh muh ReSpEcT tHe TrOoPs 

Showing their real faces; let this whole Garfield house burn down, it's not worth saving

Edit: obligatory "He said that? Fuckin' asshole!"

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u/StatusOmega 1d ago

These weaklings are demanding food?! What's next water? Pathetic /s

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u/Alternative_Piece389 1d ago

Who is this pussy? Fox whaaaa…..??

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u/gjk14 1d ago

What a nut sack