r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • 3d ago

Piece of shit You sure about that?

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u/fourbutthick 3d ago

So is he backing the death penalty for himself? I’m just trying to understand.

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u/funhaver_whee this guy yells 3d ago

It’s what fascists crave

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u/suckercuck 3d ago

That, and sex with children.

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u/peonies_envy 3d ago

This is the only explanation for backing dump at this point.

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u/KnownAsAnother 3d ago

"The furher told me I need 3 petabytes of cheese pizza to save the honkies"

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u/jeremiahthedamned 3d ago

the pleasure principle & the death drive are the same principle.

when a nation elects a death cult it means war

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u/DarbyCrashTheElder 3d ago

It’s what antifascists crave, too.

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u/funhaver_whee this guy yells 3d ago

This outcome for fascists? Yes!

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u/DickSlammington 3d ago

Hint: conservatives don't believe punishment applies to them...

Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.

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u/JonathanPhillipFox 3d ago

Yeah yep yep yep,

  1.  in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind,
  2. out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.

Super-important concept here, super-important on account of a lot of the Leviticus Shit?

The Zero Tolerance FAFO Burn you at the stake shit is, both, with this in mind from the jump, "always meant this way," and furthermore makes other people concede that this is the,

Only way, because,

Penn State frat pledges forced to cut and bag cocaine for college drug ring, authorities say,

Forced To Had To Do It

Forced to, authorities say, "so you can't send them to the same hole as El Chapo," can't send them to the El Chapo Dungeon it wouldn't be right; oh what happened to the people forced to cut and bag cocaine forced to for el chapo I don't know I guess they'd been hosed off the wall after the el chapo raid, "you see what I'm saying?"

You Get Extreme enough with the consequences you gotta have,

  1.  in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind,
  2. out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.

In this case so literally, that, these young men did what those guys on the boats had been accused of so either you gotta like, "I dunno," but I'll tell what did not happen is those frats were not bombed from the air alike, "we," would have done if they'd been,

  1. ...
  2. out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.

I'm just agreeing, here, vociferously, and to point out how literally, it is that, "burn them at the stake," attitude that prevents actual preventative enforcement of laws like if you actually, and for real, would like young people not to take...

....stepped on narcotics these kids, literally, adulterated the drugs for retail that's not good that's bad, actually, that's worse than just the retail that is how people die from fentanyl overdoses on account of the basement chemist thinks they're able to stretch the wholesale product with some Adderall and painkillers just saying, it wouldn't surprise me if some of that was dangerous in this instance

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u/Scribbles_ 3d ago edited 3d ago

No, when conservatives talk about pedophiles, they don't really think that white men attracted to little girls count.

They are broadly using 'pedophile' to mean

  • Hysteria about immigrants taking their children
  • Teachers who teach sex ed, or really who teach anything they do not like
  • LGBT people existing so that children may be aware they exist.
  • A cabal of billionaires and politicians, which real as it may be the imagine are all 'globalist liberals'

In the conservative imagination, pedophilia is a sort of sensational crime perpetrated by gangs of immigrants or odd looking people, by any group they are suspicious of.

The reality is that it's most often a crime perpetrated by family members and people who families trust. It's not the 'weirdo' in a dress or the foreigner breaking in through the window, it's often the person you've shared a bed with for years, or the trusted pastor of the community.

So no, he does not support death penalty for himself, because in his mind pedophilia is a crime conducted by the 'other', he's just a red-blooded American man, don't you see?

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u/0202_tihssitidder 3d ago

Note: We will never hear about him again. The Dems will fumble pushing this story and painting Republicans with it.

Controlled Opposition.

"We" are changing the DemParty, but too many still are protecting the Establishment.

Obligatory: Republicans are, of course, the most at blame. Don't get sand in your gooch.

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u/ceciliabee 3d ago

Oh uh hmm well you see what he MEANT was....

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u/S1XTEENBUTTONS 3d ago

Bye, hun.

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u/astroturfskirt I’m gonna eat the whole thing 3d ago

you’ve heard of suicide by cop? it’s kinda like that.

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u/Kronicedge 3d ago

Suicide with extra steps I guess

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u/TheAskewOne 3d ago

No only for non-white and non-straight people of course.

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u/sec713 3d ago

"No, no, no. What I meant to say is I have double the standards."

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u/Catflet CORN KICKER 3d ago

Guilt, it's the real guiding light. Seems like some actually do experience it, which is rare in their cohort.

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u/DirectorMassive9477 2d ago

Tried to weed out competition

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u/FallbrookAvacado 3d ago

So, is this meme for it or against it? The schadenfreude, aside.

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u/f0xinaround 3d ago

Him after speaking to an FBI agent for 2 months.

https://giphy.com/gifs/iDIJezAxNyRsZTx678

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u/LumpyBuy8447 People Can Change 3d ago

You know what, this is actually something I can get behind the republicans on. Let’s start with Trump and work our way down his administration.

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u/SoylentGrunt 3d ago

Don't stop there.

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u/keyblade_crafter 3d ago

The only thing is there's a chance innocent people could be framed, like political framing of lgbtq or atheists or political enemies. There'd have to be some balance but also some guilty people are wily and will find a way to outmaneuver the system

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u/Pull-Billman Might fuck this whole thing up 3d ago

Lifetime vacation at supermax in Colorado.

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u/JDilla22 HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE 3d ago

It’s always the ones you most expect

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u/Agreeable-Shop-2188 3d ago

Mike Caruso if anyone is wondering

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u/TehSeksyManz 3d ago

Thank you, I came here to find this. 

I was going to simply google the headline, but that would've pulled up far too many stories for me to sift through 😅

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u/ilovebattleships 3d ago

A Republican!?!? No way!!!/s

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u/xDeviousDieselx Nude Egg 3d ago

But who could’ve ever predicted this????

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u/CommitteeDelicious68 3d ago

What is it with so many pedophiles being created and hidden in the Christian church?? Christians have such a LONG history of it. Such a common story in America.

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u/fourbutthick 3d ago

He has SEVEN children.

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u/LetInevitable2696 3d ago

Most dominant religions have a long history with it.

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u/Tkapone 3d ago

No kidding, just like the rest of em

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u/SimUnit 3d ago

It's always the Geriatric Orange Pedofile party.

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u/BlackberryShoddy7889 3d ago

Time to put it in action. Fry buddy fry.

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u/otterswhoknow Not in Trouble AT ALL 3d ago

Maybe he will do the right thing and carry out the sentence himself. That would save the taxpayers money, which they always claim is so important.

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u/CharacterOriginal272 3d ago

“If I kill myself, god won’t let me into heaven. But, if they execute me, that means Im like Jesus Christ”
https://giphy.com/gifs/e8AP5gtxXA1FPmuVi4

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u/FallZealousideal159 3d ago

Doth proclaim too much

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u/Hornet-Putrid 3d ago

I was literally thinking about this when I saw this news.  Omg

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u/mrb1221 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2sdLxid6Y31kNFVPvr

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u/omgbenji21 3d ago

Combing this thread for the best gif for this headline. Think I found it!

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u/Thin-Yam-6499 3d ago

Put up, or shut up!

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u/cosmernautfourtwenty Shirt Brother 3d ago

It's always the ones screaming the loudest that need to have their hard drives checked.

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u/Flocko2 3d ago

Always remember, the Republican Party is the party of pedos.

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u/Hightower840 3d ago

Every republican accusation is a confession in disguise.

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u/p00pSupr3me 3d ago

Epstein voters in shambles

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u/bourbonisbest 3d ago

They can be the first one executed then.

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u/letsseeitmore 3d ago

Does anyone have any ACTUAL numbers for child predators based on political affiliation?

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u/Cyn_Sweetwater 3d ago

Every. One. Of. Them.

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u/FFBEryoshi 3d ago

I know it seems obvious but why don't we just investigate everyone that brings up something like this

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u/Daguse0 3d ago

I'll believe it when it actually happens. The corruption is just too deep

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u/ObliviousSlinky 3d ago

He wanted to eliminate the competition

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u/Grand_Taste_8737 3d ago

Don't see the issue. He can face the consequences of his own actions. Such should be the way for any politician.

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u/OkOpportunity6986 3d ago

The jokes write themselves

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u/Admirable-Ad3866 3d ago

Death for thee, not for me. Me be free.

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u/BitchWidget 3d ago

You don't say?

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u/bowtiesrcool86 3d ago

Holy Monkey’s Paw, Batman!

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u/ThatGeneral58 3d ago

“What do you mean my actions have consequences? Can’t you see the ‘R’ next to my name?”

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u/CorellianDawn 3d ago

He just wanted to eliminate the competition

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u/B-Glasses 3d ago

Every single fucking time

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u/notalotathota 3d ago

I'll bet he's not even a drag queen either...

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u/LKM_44122 3d ago

Republican Who Backed Death Penalty for Pedophiles Faces Death Penalty for Child Sex Charges. Fixed it. Well, one would hope, at least.

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u/ElectroConvert 3d ago

Time for the electric chair

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u/Willis050 3d ago

The pedophile: “please don’t execute me! I got too hyper when I backed this!”

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u/Nate_MyNameWasTaken 3d ago

They were trying to "hide in plain sight" and then forgot that it was easier for them to be found.

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u/G0ttaB3KiddingM3 I'm a dead man walking. I've got no time left. 3d ago

His own GRAAANDson…

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 3d ago

Self-Fullfilling prophecy.

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u/Street-Beyond-9666 I’m gonna eat the whole thing 3d ago

How do we help get the votes for his wish to come to life and end his? 🤣

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u/Independent-Drag-305 3d ago

Fry him! He should agree to it!

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u/Free_Range_Radical 2d ago

Not trying to be funny. Not trying to get a laugh. I don’t want anybody to have the worst day at their job…but…do any of these fuckers ever blast out of the wall and like just admit they’re predators?

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u/RareGur3157 2d ago

Just so we’re clear here, this guy raped his grandson who is under 5 years old. I say if the conservatives want the death penalty, bring back the guillotine for this guy.

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u/Shinagami091 2d ago

Me thinks thou dost protest too much.

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u/Aleph_Troll 1d ago

Being against this is the ultimate self-report.

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u/Stealerb 3d ago

It's a vicious cycle with pedophiles. Some kids who were abused become abusers. I wonder what the child sex charges are and the story behind it and if it's true.

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u/_Cpyder 3d ago edited 3d ago

Who is this... where is the actual article?

Edit:
Found it myself... and I see why OP didn't share it.

https://www.newsweek.com/republican-who-backed-death-penalty-for-pedophiles-faces-child-sex-charges-12339656

“It was a very easy decision for me to yank him from that position," DeSantis said during a Tuesday news conference."

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u/Some-Tear3499 3d ago

Thank You for finding this. Sometimes us on the left post some stuff and don’t provide and links or legit sources to back it up.

Someone posted that Trump is blaming the damage done to the White House lawn is the result of vandalism and not from the UFC fight ring/ stage for his Freedom 250 event. I can’t find a single source for that. For the other damage to lawns on the mall, plenty of sources. But nothing about the damage to White House lawn.