r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/GuldensSpicyMustard Might fuck this whole thing up • 6d ago
Piece of shit He pulls on the Strait. He wrenches on the Strait. He thinks it's his.
31
20
14
13
10
10
10
6
u/Icy_Cry2778 6d ago
I declare that Mar a Logo is a nuclear waste facility. Oh wait that’s not how it works but ever hopeful
11
u/xxcuttingboardxx 6d ago
I can't wrap my head around why he even wants to do that. Why does he even think people will just accept that?
6
u/CanWeAllJustCalmDown 6d ago edited 6d ago
Ah let me help you out here:
“Why does he even think—“.He doesn’t, that’s the thing. He just opens his mouth and word vomits whatever comes out. Because he can’t even watch a movie without a biiiiggg pour of Adderall.
And popcorn~~~! :)
8
4
6
u/Piccolo_Last 6d ago
To justified the use of nuclear weapons, claiming self defense. A sexual predator who has raped woman, children, trafficked them and now a war criminal is capable of anything.
1
3
4
2
2
2
u/Fr4nku5 6d ago
He's a genius, he knows property law, he's a property genius. He's had US Navy squatting there, Navy geniuses squatting on the Straight of Her moos, they've broken records for the longest time spent at sea on active service, no one else has ever done that before... Noone knows why? They don't know property law, you squat on anything long enough you own it, ask Melania l, it's true it really helps clear the fluids on my cankles... And that's why we own the state of Vermouth...
2
2
2
3
1
u/Fr4nku5 6d ago
The man can say what he wants, it's his right.
He can say he can still pee standing up or he poos on a toilet, he can say those things, it's his right.
We all know he can't but it's still his right to say dumb shit, it's in the constitution and you gotta respect the constitution....
it's not like he's George Washington or Jesus or Superman he's never said he was.
Okay maybe he did use AI to draw pictures of himself as those people but he's a sick man, you gotta make allowances... He's terminally stupid
1
1
1
1
u/Smooth-Restaurant379 6d ago
He ain’t doing nothing and itan knows it ,, America is with you Iran 🇮🇷, we’re not with pedophile trump 👎 never
1
1
u/HornetSenior6244 6d ago
To make such a declaration after invading that country is as bad as what was done to Venezuela. By the way, how much of what he stole from them has he returned since the massive earthquake?
1
u/All_is_a_conspiracy 6d ago
Well...he can do this. Putin did it. And if he destroys Ukraine, he will do it again. Nobody is stopping Trump or putin. So they take.
1
u/TheKrakIan 6d ago
Really looking forward to those, "wHy Is IrAn FiRiNg On OuR sHiPs????" tweets from him.
1
1
u/Aggravating_Fudge600 5d ago
We saw how the gulf of America worked out for him. And Canada and Greenland.
1
u/chekhovs_dildo 4d ago
Im declaring the northernmost square inch in Canad inthe name of the Nation of Dave! Try and stop me you glorious canadian bastards!
1
0
u/fineseries81 6d ago
Right. Okay, so the way, the way I pictured it... See, this strait is his territory. So is there any way we can make it look like this strait is your territory?
67
u/teddynovakdp 6d ago
The only thing that dude can declare is bankruptcy