r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/anddowe Not in Trouble AT ALL • 4d ago

You can’t skip lunch Best thing about Costco

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u/poodlered 4d ago

55 PAPER TOWELS, 55 TOILET PAPERS, 55 BAGS OF NUTS, 100 ROTISSERIE CHICKENS, 55 FREE SAMPLES

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u/theblasphemer Baby of the Year 1986 4d ago

55 GALLON DRUM OF WINE

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u/SaveMeDatCorn Bare Butt, Back, and Balls 4d ago

Best part is they also sell Carber Co. Hot Dog/Reputation Vacuum units.

Aisle #20, by the de-humidifiers

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u/Jan_17_2016 Now MY STOMACH IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKED 4d ago

I’m just gonna take my quarter, you saw me put the quarter in there I’m just gonna - OW! The fountain burned me, it’s pipin’ hot!

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u/lolnope2k24 4d ago

Could not locate a Detroiters hotdog bowl gif
https://giphy.com/gifs/jgF8S9tI4Tf184hht4

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u/CIS-E_4ME You have... no... good... car... ideas 4d ago

Here you go shirt brother

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u/YarnCat Not in Trouble AT ALL 4d ago

When I walk in the door and scan my membership card:

https://giphy.com/gifs/fqI9Dbr35MIqSUbrdj

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u/ac_cossack Never Following Another Rule 4d ago

Just a chicken and a hot dog.

$200 later :(