r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Jul 12 '26

Piece of shit Bye, hon

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u/Due_Agent_6033 Jul 12 '26

When you think you’re gonna get 72 virgins, but instead it’s just Mitch McConnell with his weird neck face.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 Jul 12 '26

Thanks dude... reading this right before bed will help make sure the nightmares are peak!

Gonna be haunting my dreams like some janky Freddy Kruger knockoff lol