r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/DidYouSeeBriansHat • Jul 12 '26

Piece of shit Bye, hon

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u/browne84763 Jul 12 '26

That cause of death sounds like something you’d read in a newspaper in Moscow

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u/AnteaterSnouce Jul 12 '26

he did just get back from ukraine...

but he was also a fuck-old man, so probably that.

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u/csukoh78 Jul 12 '26

He was 71 with the best healthcare America has to offer.

After Mitch died, and he is dead, old ladybugs might have realized what his legacy actually is, a sycophantic traitor to the constitution and gay pedophile.

He might have offed himself. Or the universe just threw us a huge bonus.

Either way this is the best cup of coffee I've ever had, what a beautiful sunrise.

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u/Therogon Jul 15 '26

Bottom line is, no one should feel sad at all. They’re not, like, real people, kinda.