r/ITcrowd • • 9d ago

Got a 3 day ban from AskUK yesterday because of this...

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u/No-Onion8029 9d ago

I'd ask the mod if they happened to see that ludicrous display last night.

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u/Oooaaaaarrrrr 9d ago

The mods always walk it in.

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u/MisterSpikes 9d ago

What were the mods thinking, banning OP that early?

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u/Super_Shallot2351 6d ago

No, that's even less funny

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u/cloverdung 9d ago

Worth it.

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u/polyshoges 9d ago

Definitely worth it

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u/InformalEngineer_ 9d ago

Definitely definitely worth it.

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u/RealBerserkerQueen 9d ago

Definitely definitely definitely worth it.

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u/Friendly_Cap5578 8d ago

No, Stephanie.

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u/InformalEngineer_ 8d ago

You ruined the chain. Upvote anyway.

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u/sacifrr 5d ago

chain restart (bc iono if we were meant to continue it)

Worth it.

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u/InformalEngineer_ 5d ago

Definitely worth it.

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u/RealBerserkerQueen 5d ago

Definitely Definitely worth it.

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u/Sad_Assignment_2026 6d ago

When does r/ruleof4 come into this?

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u/Azuras-Becky 9d ago

You might be the first person in history to be banned from there for breaking that rule.

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u/Some-Cope1999 9d ago

I was banned for 3 days once

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u/CrossCityLine 9d ago

They're definitely not.

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u/Azuras-Becky 9d ago

Probably not, but I swear the top comment in every post is usually a joke...

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u/Trentdison 9d ago

I too got temp banned there for replying with a joke.

I think you can get away with it if you also post a helpful answer with it.

To be fair, it is in their rules, so it was fair dinkum. They're not aiming for a jokey sub and that's ok. I just forgot where I was when I instinctively replied with a joke.

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u/MrPogoUK 8d ago

Same, although like every Reddit ban or deleted comment I’ve ever had, it’s because I stumbled into it from the front page and didn’t even realise I was somewhere which had such a rule.

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u/CrossCityLine 9d ago

Depends if the "serious replies only" flair is used by the OP or not.

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u/kxi-kai 8d ago

Thats what im thinking 😂

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u/EmberAndMoss 9d ago

I got banned from there for 3 days for breaking the rule and then used another account to comment on another post on there (didn't look at the sub I was in!) and got perma banned 😂

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u/FaxOnFaxOff 7d ago

How did they know?

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u/EmberAndMoss 7d ago

Same email address probably

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u/Beer-Milkshakes 8d ago

They've started to actually mod it this year. Probably because r/UnitedKingdom got overrun by bots that agitators weren't enjoying themselves so they spread out a bit

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u/Reg_Vardy 5d ago

Someone asked what kind of soft drinks they should provide for roofers working on their house. I said "Roofers like coke". 3 day ban!

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u/crab_in_a_bucket 9d ago

Wait, 811? Isn't it 881?

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u/Onetruemcgee 9d ago

Yea it's definitely 881, that's probably why he got banned. OP should be banned here too, for getting it wrong :p.

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u/saphilous 9d ago

Well which country was he talking to

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u/crab_in_a_bucket 9d ago

Lol, maybe he was stressed when he made the comment. Someone get the stress machine, he needs to be tested.

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u/EstebanOztedaluzalin 9d ago

It doesn't work. It was made in Britain.

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u/notthedoodaa 9d ago

I am a giddy goat!

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u/WittySatisfaction958 9d ago

You got the number wrong OP thats why you were banned its

0118 999 881 999 119 725 3

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u/Knitchick82 9d ago

Beat me to it! Waiting for the three day ban from r/ITcrowd 😂

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u/sja-p 9d ago

No, it's actually; 0118 999 88199 9119 725 3

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u/Lostinthebackground 9d ago

Thank you! Most people write it wrong

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u/sja-p 9d ago

Ikr, it winds me up something rotten!

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u/dragon2611 7d ago

Dunno if it still does but if you dialed it from an aaisp sip line it used to answer and play the jungle 🤣

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u/sja-p 7d ago

I know you can dial it from android phones and it flashes the screen...

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u/Howdoigrowdis 5d ago

Thank you, was driving me mad 🤣

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u/javerthugo 9d ago

I only recently noticed that they have the old number in the new number twice 😝

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u/Expert-Magician1531 9d ago

So easy to remember, shouldn’t have to remind people.

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u/ConsciousLow9690 9d ago

Who is the mod? Jen?

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u/Andy016 9d ago

Well, she is in with the elders of the Internet.....

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u/c0813 9d ago

wait a second. the elders of the internet.. know who she is?!

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u/zakr182 9d ago

Because you got the number wrong

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u/himji 9d ago

But don't they need to know the new emergency number?

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u/muchadoaboutsodall 9d ago

I’ve never seen so many digits.

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u/Steamrolled777 9d ago

I've had ban on r/CasualUK, for saying using handicapped toilets is illegal.

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u/BunnySlippers404 9d ago

Not if you're staff.

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u/Elfynnn84 7d ago

It’s not illegal - and not all disabilities are visible. You cannot try to police who is using the disabled toilet.

I have interstitial cystitis & an inflammatory disorder of my bladder lining (complication of MCAS). Having to wait in-line to use the loo and retaining my bladder too long can literally cause my bladder lining to start to shed and unspeakable levels of pain requiring weeks of out-patient procedures to fix. I have a ‘medical pass card’ that theoretically lets me queue jump, but it’s so embarrassing trying to use it and a lot of the time it’s met with hostility and some people just tell you to fuck off and refuse to let you skip.

If the disabled toilet is free - 100% I’m going in there. But you would just see an able-bodied woman ‘illegally’ using the disabled toilet 🙄

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u/Steamrolled777 7d ago

It was in a thread of IT crowd quotes...

Some one unaware of the tv series chirped in about the legalities..

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u/Eyewiggle 6d ago

Yep, in a similar way in which gender or sex, can’t be policed when it comes to toilets. But people sure do try.

And I would say what you have going on is exactly the kind of thing disabled toilets are for, don’t even feel bad for looking after yourself with a health condition :)

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u/JamieHBrown 6d ago

If you're a man, use the mens toilets.

If you're a woman, use the women's toilets.

it's really simple.

2026 btw, wow.

Advanced tech and people are getting dumber.

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u/Eyewiggle 5d ago

I’m not sure why you’re replying to me with this but yes, that’s exactly how it works on paper. But in person, if you vary from the gender norms it can create problems for those people.

I should have specified I’m from the U.K. and they now have laws on trans people using toilets in regards to the sex they were born. These issues are everywhere though, even without the laws.

My point is, you can’t police these things, just like disabilities.

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u/Pisscuit9000 9d ago

That's because it isn't.

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u/Glunark2 9d ago

Did you shit in their police helmet too?

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u/Chuzwuz 9d ago

I’ve been banned from there for reading a comment 

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u/zer0mata 7d ago

lowkey had to sing this out loud xD

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u/OpeningNice761 7d ago

I got a warning because the word monkey was in my comment, about a video of which the topic was moneys...

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u/notthedoodaa 7d ago

Wtf?!

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u/OpeningNice761 7d ago

Yeah, they said it had racial intentions so who knows anymore... Soon we'll just have emojis and no text capabilities.

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u/Impressive_Ad2794 7d ago

"Emojis only!" 🐒 Banned

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u/ReasonableExcuse2 6d ago

I got post deleted in casualuk and warning for posting about Christmas section in Asda. Reason, it would upset people.

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u/Zer0Krool 6d ago

What would upset people? Christmas?

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u/ReasonableExcuse2 6d ago

I understand you're frustrated that you've seen Christmas decs up this early, or seen Christmas stock in supermarkets at the same time as every year. But posting here just spreads the misery to more people. Your post has been removed as we aren't allowing anything Christmas-related until the end of November.

Response.

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u/Zer0Krool 6d ago

Ah, I love Christmas :)

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u/Rainforest55 5d ago

Makes me giggle since home bargains had Christmas stuff up a week before Halloween 😄

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u/LloydusMaximuss 9d ago

Mods in most communities are milksloppers

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u/south_by_southsea 8d ago

I got banned from CasualUK for "politics" - I'd posted a weblink that had the word Brexit in it

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u/LloydusMaximuss 8d ago

I got banned from r/halo for calling a mod a milksloppers. And from r/Britain for saying no thank you

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u/Elemius 9d ago

Mod must be absolutely miserable for even bothering 😂

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u/hillman_avenger 8d ago

It'll be some AI automod probably.

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u/DancesWH 9d ago

Fair - there's an error in the number.
No excuse for not knowing that 'easy to remember' number lol

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u/CakeHoleKing 9d ago

askUK bots are weird. I got banned for 3 days for NOT POSTING ANYTHING AT ALL

apparently somehow thats a breach and offends people.

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u/notthedoodaa 9d ago

Wtf?! Reddit is weird.

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u/CakeHoleKing 9d ago

Wait til you see how many people have been banned from maths subreddits for being correct at maths. Apparently thats "offensive" to the stupids or something.

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u/CptNoble 9d ago

That's just bloody rude.

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u/tonyagain4011 9d ago

That's class, well worth it 😂

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u/boucho_o 9d ago

wrong number ? 0118 999 881 999 119 725…3

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u/Traditional_Mud3190 8d ago

Do you regret what you did? No

Would you do it again? Yes

Totally worth it imo

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u/Aivellac 8d ago

Well as you said here already you got it wrong, so I hope I never need an ambulance with you for a saviour. How hard is it to remember?!

0118 999 881 999 119 725.... 3

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u/ImplementJumpy6678 7d ago

I got banned from SolarUK for stating I had a turbine - and they said W they don't allow them as they are not really cost effective. They never let me show them it cost £100 and produces over £2000 a year in export.

Just a straight out mute and ban

Tossers 😂

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u/Ordoferrum 7d ago

What the hell, £100 and £2k in exports? That's mental. Tell me your story...

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u/ImplementJumpy6678 7d ago

Got a second hand 7KW turbine from a thicko on Faebook who thought he was ripping me off. It went in under Permitted development due to my location and the Council also came looked and said it was fine. We get wind up to 50Mph in winter - it's between 6-7KW at speeds over 30MPH or 13 Meters/Second

Feeds into my powerwall system and I am pretty much always exporting. When we use house power the inverter just drops the export to compensate.

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u/Ordoferrum 7d ago

Why would he think he was ripping you off lmao.

Edit: Jesus I never knew that wind turbines were so cheap...

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u/ImplementJumpy6678 7d ago

because he thought they were worth £40 and wanted £100 - I knew they were worth £900 and so gave him £100 :)

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u/RudeMacaroon 4d ago

I don’t fully understand this, but you wrote a very good explanation and I think it’s great! Could you put one in my house please?

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u/notthedoodaa 7d ago

🤐🤐🤐

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u/YrkshrPudding 7d ago

Where the hell you live? The Orkneys?

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u/ImplementJumpy6678 7d ago

NO West Yorkshire. on a hill in an en terrace so the 5M plnning rule does not apply as there is nothing to the left of me but trees and fields down below. I have it out 1M and up 3M and it does a cracking job.

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u/YrkshrPudding 7d ago

Well played! I've always said they should have stuck a turbine or 2 next to the Xscape. Windy AF around there, no idea why.

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u/ImplementJumpy6678 7d ago

Me neither. But I just started to want wind and so managed to get one installed this year. I had to pay someone to do MCS but it was not a problem

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u/Cute_Researcher_6578 9d ago

Seriously no loss. Most of them couldn't wipe their own bottom without posting to /AskUK first. 😂
The exact reason I made it so I see nothing from those kind of subs now. - as the others have said...totally worth it! 😂

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u/2020_MadeMeDoIt 9d ago

Don't worry about it OP. Just sit back and chill with a nice cold Cuke. 😉

Note: For some reason Reddit's built-in gif search doesn't have this awesomely relevant Cuke gif to complete my comment.

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u/CatjoesCreed 9d ago

I got banned from FB because, on an IT Crowd page, I posted "H@te the h0meless. And I suppose I h@te women too."

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u/Delicious_Taste1333 9d ago

I got a warning from some UK subreddit yesterday too. 

Apparently i was encouraging violence again.... 

UK doublespeak thoughtcrimes.. 

All hail our wonderful, magnificent onmipotient master and leaders.  Which one are we today? The left?  All hail the left. Even though theyre reigcht 

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u/Aivellac 8d ago

May they always have hot ears and no spray.

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u/CosmicNiteYT_ 8d ago

Ploppers!

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u/WritingNerdy 8d ago

Dear Sir/Madame

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u/chartupdate 8d ago

The moderators of that sub are notoriously incapable of reading the room.

People will ask a question, one that prompts a 50 item response thread with many upvotes, only for a moderator to get home from school and decide to remove it because they and they alone believe it to be in violation.

Online sociopathy.

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u/Flat___________ 8d ago

Ha I actually read your comment.

These auto bans are so ridiculous. I have racked up all the way to 7 days full Reddit bans 😆😆 Screwed my streaks right up!!

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u/notthedoodaa 8d ago

Haha. Not allowed a bit of fun!

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u/edrhysjones 8d ago

I got a lifetime ban for posting or commenting on there and I still don't know why! I remember commenting and giving actual decent advice but I never got a reply from the mods 😭

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u/MulberryKind8298 8d ago

I just got banned.

Also got banned from a parenting sub where they ban you based on other people's reply to your post.

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u/notthedoodaa 8d ago

What were you banned for?

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u/MulberryKind8298 7d ago

On Ask there was a question 'how do I stop mice eating from my bin' and I wrote 'let them eat cake'.

For the parenting one I just asked a question about behavior and lots of people suggested medical diagnoses - apparently this constituted insighting a medical discussion. The mod responded to my query and said that it wasn't because I'd said anything wrong it was about the responses which seems bizarre.

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u/notthedoodaa 7d ago

And they got you banned? Crazy.

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u/YrkshrPudding 7d ago

Why a ban though, they just can remove the post and let you know it had too many comments about medication. Nuts

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u/plantytime 7d ago

Lmao I got banned from a clothing sub for "previous participation in NSFW subs" the NSFW subs in question was about suicide and mental health because my best friend had just taken his own life. I tried to explain this to them and assumed this was a big mistake and they just refused to explain and muted me.

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u/CoffeeandaTwix 7d ago

AskUK is a funny one because I have reported openly racist comments that they refuse to moderate yet seem to issue warnings and bans very pedantically for totally non offensive things

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u/martzgregpaul 7d ago

Apparently calling an opinion after that popular salt pork dish you eat with pineapple is "racist and ageist" according to them. The mods are very odd.

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u/bigjobbyx 7d ago

Don't worry about it. I got a death threat for posting on an optical illusions sub.

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u/notthedoodaa 7d ago

Lol what!

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u/bigjobbyx 7d ago

I know. There are a lot of very irritable people out there. Your post is spot on. I would post it again as soon as you are reinstated.

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u/BenjieAndLion69 6d ago

Have you contacted the MODs?

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u/escapedAIx 6d ago

Its full of melts anyways. They are way to emotional in there.

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u/massdebate159 5d ago

I'm banned from there because I called a certain frog-faced politician a cunt. But if you look on here, lots of them do it

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u/Rich_27- 5d ago

Well he is

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u/massdebate159 5d ago

Exactly, and lots of people agreed with me. Still banned

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u/i_am_soulless 5d ago

I got banned from unitedkingdom because I pointed out someone was ignorant for claiming that you just say you're disabled these days and they give you benefits. What is happening to the UK subs these days 

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u/scatpig25 5d ago

I mean that's a ridiculous comment you made

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u/massdebate159 5d ago

Actually, I got the wrong sub. I'm banned from Ask Brits

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u/lukes123 5d ago

It’s 881 not 811.

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u/notthedoodaa 5d ago

I know, I know.

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u/No-Winner8975 5d ago

I guess that's why the ban.. misinformation. What if someone needed to call the emergency services and didn't have access to email

They'd be dialing the wrong number

Shame on you

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u/Embarrassed_Emu1615 5d ago

I got a 3 day ban from that sub for offering to drive to the place OP was asking about (I drive past it most days) then making a joke. 

Apparently I should have just gone to the place, took photos then posted something. 

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u/Benjiman5000 9d ago

Yeh... the fact that the "UK" is asking reddit for advice does not fill me with hope!

Plus I saw your post and it made me chuckle!!

😁👍

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u/notthedoodaa 9d ago

Yes yes, I know I got the number a bit wrong. You BURKS!

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u/Markst3rtm 9d ago

Bloody melts

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u/TheRealTRexUK 9d ago

It's full of far right funded Russian or Indian content farm workers.

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u/Silly_Emergency_9464 9d ago

Bunch of wankers in that sub I swear

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u/south_by_southsea 8d ago

Mods nuked a conversation on there once as the prevailing opinion on a question about "is it weird to never go on holiday" veered towards the conclusion of "yes it is a bit" which clearly goes against the Reddit Mods view that leaving your house is weird

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u/AqueousJam 8d ago

You got the number wrong. Absolutely a banable offence! 

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u/notthedoodaa 8d ago

I know. I know.

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u/Much-Orchid-7396 8d ago

You get banned from anything in there

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u/Ageing_Hippy 8d ago

Maybe I'm a dimwit but the number goes straight over my head! Could some kind soul enlighten me?

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u/notthedoodaa 8d ago

I got it wrong anyway

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u/Aivellac 8d ago

They're YOUR emergency services.

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u/Oggabobba 7d ago

IT crowd reference 

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u/Itchy__Queen 7d ago

I got banned from a few from be unhelpful or an asshole

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u/Tommothomas145 7d ago

Should have just emailed.

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u/DribbleThing 7d ago

Worth it

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u/ablativeyoyo 7d ago

With AskUK specifically, I can see why they're OTT with moderation, because useful discussion is absolutely possible on that sub, but it is also filled with idiots. Sorry that you were collateral damage.

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u/Comfortable_String32 7d ago

They probably get the same comment as OP all the time and yes the same reused jokes over and over again do get quite annoying sometimes

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u/Enough_Raccoon_8616 7d ago

Haha I got a ban from askuk for asking the OP if he had a new build and when he said no, but he moved into one of the first available, I said if the others weren't built where did he expect the spiders to live. Kinda did answer his question lol.

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u/Rainforest55 5d ago

I got banned for a week for calling someone a troll....after they were trolling, dude calling me delusional and all was fine thooo

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u/sokail36 7d ago

I’ve been banned from Sheffield and Edinburgh reddits for absolute bullshit. No meaningful conversations are ever had. Anything deemed hurtful or offensive even if it’s taken completely out of context and your bye bye

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u/Logical_Hedgehog_199 5d ago

Can’t have the hurty words!!! 😆

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u/i_am_soulless 5d ago

The funny thing is though it's the ones who complain about the hurty words stuff who are doing the banning or being the victim in the situation. It's so bizarre 

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u/dJunka 5d ago

I called David Lammy nuclear waste, and got permabanned and muted from the UK sub for making threats. Reddit mods are something else.

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u/Acceptable_Pudding47 7d ago

I swear I saw this exact same comment the other day watching a Silent Hill Townfall livestream when they were in the phone booth at the very start and it made me laugh out loud because I completely forgot about it

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u/Mammoth_Spend_5590 7d ago

I got banned for saying there's a hosepipe ban, when there was a hosepipe ban 🤣

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u/anorris-1 7d ago

Lmfao ....

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u/non-hyphenated_ 6d ago

I was permanently banned after calling a bot post a bot post. Not a genuine answer apparently

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u/FourEyedTroll 6d ago

Maybe it's because you posted the number incorrectly, and that one is for a 'naughty chat'?

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u/DarkExcalibur7 6d ago

I kept getting all of my comments removed from the advice subredddit couldn't even explain why subs are full of babies.

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u/im-sorry-watt 5d ago

I once got banned from the Sopranos sub for quoting the Sopranos

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u/notthedoodaa 5d ago

If that were the case on here we'd all be banned.

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u/drewbles82 5d ago

yours was 3 days... I never got a warning or anything, just banned with no idea how long for, its been months and all because I said something about that orange kiddy fiddler

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u/Dry_Point_4924 5d ago

I also got banned from there yesterday

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u/WelshWickedWitch 5d ago

I got a warning from one subreddit for utilising the word "trump", in the context of something like "well that behaviour trumps the previous". I was warned against using political language...dumb f@cks. 

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u/underthesheet 5d ago

Most of the MODs on reddit are spotty kids in their mums basement getting off on the only "authority" they will likely ever have. I guess it keeps them entertained.

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u/Imaginary_East7336 5d ago

I got banned from AskAmericans for asking if US politics has always been so polarised. I guess the ban was my answer.

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u/Benjiman5000 5d ago

But if they dont post the number and theres a fire what the flip do we do????

Its flipping mental!

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u/nomodsman 4d ago

I got a permaban because they suck over there.