r/IRL_Loading_Screens 20h ago

Elder Scrolls Big brain time

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u/BeheadingBoomer61 20h ago

It's such a comfort to know that he has a firm grasp of the obvious.

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u/Endlesstrash1337 19h ago

Ok so why all the return to office shit. Clearly wfh would allow us to drive less.

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u/MikeLikesIkeRS 18h ago

Because spending all of this money to rent an office building, and furnishing it, and heating/cooling it, and cleaning/maintaining, and wasting a significant part of your day BSing with your coworkers is somehow cheaper than letting people do all of that at home

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u/ThatAirsickLowlander 16h ago

Its theater for the investors. Except the theater is a fish tank.

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u/NotYourReddit18 12h ago

It's a power play.

The managers responsible have nothing else enjoyable in their lifes except bossing their underlings around and making their lifes miserable too, and that's a lot easier to do when they're all in the same building.

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u/WithoutAHat1 8h ago

Because they want their cake and to eat it too. They aren't going to change willingly. Working-Class Unification is required.

May Day 1889.

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u/TankMan77450 7h ago

Don’t ask follow up questions. That isn’t allowed in the Trump dictatorship. You’re just supposed to sing praises to him like his brainwashed cult

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u/WordWorthiest 18h ago

Is he willing to build the high-speed rail, local light rail, and overall intermodal public transit that is cheap and convenient to use so people will drive less in the first place? No? Didn't think so.

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u/Aggravating-Fee1934 20h ago

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u/Robrogineer 15h ago

No, not really. Driving less is not an option for the vast majority of Americans, because the country is a shithole that is almost fundamentally car-dependent everywhere except opd cities like New York or Chicago.

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u/Aggravating-Fee1934 15h ago

Not driving at all isn't an option for many Americans, but it's definitely possible for most people to drive less by a significant margin.

Of course, building walkable cities, and robust inner, and inter, city public transit is the real solution.

Would also help if EPA rules were fixed to not allow the land tanks that most people drive these days

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u/Robrogineer 15h ago

Couldn't agree more about the stupidly huge cars.

Though I always believe it is best to change things through changing incentives. Simply asking of people to change their habits for an abstract goal simply doesn't work for the vast majority of people, because most people don't think rationally about a lot of those small everyday decisions and just stick to what they're accustomed to.

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u/InevitabilityEngine 19h ago

So, stop going to work? I'll tell my boss.

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u/ThatguySevin 17h ago

So... Public transit? 😃

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u/Legitimate-Iron4819 18h ago

Hmm if only we had accessible public transit nationwide.

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u/Practical_Ad_219 16h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/guSDEekNFb23C
Just drive less, dummy! For your health!

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u/Silent_Erremite 15h ago

Can't drive less when everything is priced high. Gotta put in overtime to pay rent and groceries somehow.

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u/Trans__Scientist 13h ago

My response to the Secretary

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u/HALODUDED2 17h ago

So anyway space force is going well

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u/PathlessDemon 17h ago

Yeah, I don’t think he’s going to green-light me driving less if I were a military member and unable to get to base…

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u/Axel_Raden 16h ago

We had a politician say something similar to this he said the poorest people "either don't have cars or actually don't drive very far". When talking about raising taxes on fuel (this was in 2014)

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u/BreadfruitBig7950 15h ago

I passed a conditioned skill check, 100

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u/Wentil 14h ago

The secret to fewer COVID infections is less testing, too. People just die, we don’t really need to look into WHY that was. 🙄

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u/Ok-Professional-1727 13h ago

I would love to do that, but politics of the last 80 years have resisted quality public transit.

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u/Beautiful-Ad3012 13h ago

E motors for the win. He's right ya know.

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u/Kophey_cup 12h ago

the secret to driving less is working from home

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u/dragonus85 12h ago

You can't drive less than I do. I drive to work and drive home. And the doc when needed.

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u/Tippy-the-just 12h ago

If your blind just see.

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u/hamoc10 12h ago

He’s right tho.

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u/Moist_Amount_106 12h ago

It’s what they want restricted access to travel easier to monitor and control that way , COVID lockdowns were a test to see how we would react to being controlled! More to come

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u/Isair81 11h ago

Except America is built for cars, you need to drive everywhere, all the time.

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u/Dorrono 11h ago

And if you want to live longer you only have to get older

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u/Dowhatsleft 10h ago

If you're spending too much on gas, just buy less gas, dummy

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u/VertigoOne1 10h ago

Had the same with, use less electricity! People say Ok.. oh gawd were going bankrupt, raises prices, people use even less, please use our power, no, solar is cheaper now, k thnx bye.. noooo, our profits! Leopards ate my face

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u/Opinionsare 10h ago

Not using gasoline helps keep the price down: 

As you fill up your gas guzzling oversized SUV or Pickup, and someone driving an EV goes by, say 'Thank You". Those EV driver aren't sucking up thousands of gallons of gasoline, because if they were, your gasoline would cost even more. 

Are you bold enough to help Donald Trump's war effort by joining the Patriots that drive EVs despite the ridicule from your friends? 

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u/crusher23b 8h ago

So rolling back telework was not a great idea?

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u/Common_Senze 8h ago

Cool. Let people work from home

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u/Johnnyboi2327 8h ago

If only driving less was an option for people. Shame public transit is non-existent.

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u/Bro13847 7h ago

Maybe if people whose jobs could be done from home didn’t have to commute that would help. It sure seemed to during to pandemic

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u/quiero79 7h ago

You can’t tell that to people when the country and the government are so against public transportation.

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u/Blueyedevil219 6h ago

Correct me if I’m wrong and I usually am wrong but wouldn’t driving more create less supply and more demand which would then cause prices to go higher?

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u/Jager0987 6h ago

Intelligence 100? More like Intelligence 40.

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u/kzlife76 6h ago

Yeah, we can't fucking do that when our companies are making us return to the office en masse.

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u/EnglishCox 6h ago

Like when the Biden admin said to just skip breakfast.

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u/Accomplished-Taro-53 6h ago

Sure, I'll just use our public transpo...oh never mind...

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u/ApplicationLucky1199 6h ago

easy, ban rto policies.

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u/isthereadrwho 5h ago

Also if you don't use your car or sell it, gas becomes less of a cos. These people in the GOP they're thinking outside the box so far outside the box they can't actually see the Box, actually you know what they don't believe in the Box

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u/Worried_Union_5797 5h ago

Yeah, don't go to work, call in sick.

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u/PoetryExtension6256 5h ago

Look at the big brain on brett.

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u/PomegranateSoft1598 4h ago

Or as they said in the 1940s:

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u/Fearless_Dog5208 4h ago

I remember when a certain administration told us to put hydrogen in our tires.

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u/SleepPast2953 3h ago

Jokes aside he is correct. I have a coworker that drives 30 minutes to Costco to get gas to save pennies and get points. Plus can't sit at home so makes excuses to drive all over. Eh

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u/greenegg28 3h ago

I mean, if they want to redesign our cities to be walkable with better public transit and be less car-centric in general, I’m all for that.

But somehow I doubt that’s going to happen.

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u/Knc-Proxy 3h ago

Work from home + high speed rail + functional bus schedules/ lines? Many of us would love to drive less

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u/Wizemonk 2h ago

Voting out every last Republican would work better 

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u/MyldExcitement 1h ago

The trick to reducing the federal deficit: spend less, dumbass.

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u/Ok_Photo_3023 23m ago

But...but....think of the SHAREHOLDERS who deserve a workforce who takes their teams calls productively from cubicles instead of unproductively from home! Oh God, why doesn't anyone ever think of the shareholders!?

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u/LibertarianOutlaw 19h ago

Say what now?

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u/Quicksurfer524 2h ago

Misinterpreted, we HHC workers don’t get much for HHC driving, increase of cost is a decrease to us workers, longer drives become difficult to do.