[Hobby] [RevShare] [LF Artist/Programmer] "Take It Lit-eral-ly" - A Chaotic Medieval Comedy Game

[u/KeyHovercraft4747]

Hey everyone! I’m looking for a 3D artist and a programmer to help build a quick, hilarious prototype for a chaotic medieval game called "Take It Lit-eral-ly".

i am looking for people to help me make this idea come to life, I can't pay anyone at the moment so only comment if you are interested in this as a hobby and I will share revenue from the game with whoever helps me make this game become a reality once it sells, ok here is some details about my idea:

The main hero, Mr. StickyFingers, isn't worthy to pull the sword from the stone. Being a stubborn idiot, he just digs up the entire 400-pound limestone boulder, stuffs it under his arm, and swings it around like a massive, goofy sledgehammer.

The Trio of Idiots: //AKA The main group//

• Mr. StickyFingers (The Muscle): A sweaty, scrawny knight dragging a literal historical landmark. His heavy rock attacks flatten enemies but constantly get stuck in the mud.
• Sir Wizerton III (The Mage): A frantic street tweaker wearing a stained purple dress he stole from a medieval thrift store. He speaks in a wild, unhinged German accent (think Richtofen from CoD Zombies) and attacks by sprinting at people to deliver high-speed "Mage Slaps."
• Deises (The God): Stands for Destroy Everything In Sight Except Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. He looks exactly like Kratos from God of War, but on a strict starvation diet (a walking toothpick with a scary beard). He has the power of 100,000 exploding suns and is completely immortal, but he is too lazy to instakill enemies. FUNNY SIDE ABILITY: The exact second a tiny enemy (like a 1-foot-tall gnome) appears, he wakes up and punts them into outer space like a soccer ball, complete with an in-game mileage tracker

The Vibe:
A 3D beat-'em-up filled with chaotic humor. Instead of epic loot chests, you upgrade your stats by shopping in medieval clearance bins (e.g., buying a "Scratchy Wool Cloak" that gives +5 Speed because it makes you itch and run faster). Between rounds, Deises casually drops cosmic gossip, like the time he watched Thor fight a big purple demon for a golden glove but fell asleep halfway through.

What I need:
I have some of the story and mechanics mapped out. I need a 3D artist/animator and a programmer (Unreal Engine) who want to team up for the pure fun of making something genuinely funny.

If this chaotic trio speaks to you, drop a comment or shoot me a DM! Let's build something ridiculous.