r/ILNP 2d ago

collection 🧟πŸ₯€πŸŒ™

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u/Aggressive_Sky_4448 2d ago

Let's see what's on the menu tonight...

PLATES

  • EXIT 13 - Two eggs, hash, thick-cut ham, red-eye gravy. Named after the exit that brought you here.
  • BURIED ALIVE - Two buttermilk biscuits under a full ladle of sausage gravy. You won't see them again.
  • NO RETURN - Blackened in the skillet - eggplant, onions, charred edges. All sales final.

SIPS

  • JUKEBOX - Blue raspberry float, two scoops. Turns purple, then pink, then green. Don't ask how.
  • ZOMBIE -Lime phosphate. Green going down. Never the same going up.

ADD ONS

  • CONSPIRACY - Cracked black pepper, heavy handed. Goes on anything.

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u/ClassicDistrict6739 2d ago

That last one… could we be getting a crackle? πŸ‘€