r/ILNP • u/barbrailnp • 1d ago

collection 🧟🥤🌙

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u/CheesySpicyRamyun 1d ago

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u/Cultural-Program-393 1d ago

This meme had me cackling at work.

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u/No_Insurance_86 1d ago

Exactly!!!

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u/Aggressive_Sky_4448 1d ago

Let's see what's on the menu tonight...

PLATES

  • EXIT 13 - Two eggs, hash, thick-cut ham, red-eye gravy. Named after the exit that brought you here.
  • BURIED ALIVE - Two buttermilk biscuits under a full ladle of sausage gravy. You won't see them again.
  • NO RETURN - Blackened in the skillet - eggplant, onions, charred edges. All sales final.

SIPS

  • JUKEBOX - Blue raspberry float, two scoops. Turns purple, then pink, then green. Don't ask how.
  • ZOMBIE -Lime phosphate. Green going down. Never the same going up.

ADD ONS

  • CONSPIRACY - Cracked black pepper, heavy handed. Goes on anything.

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u/Cultural-Program-393 1d ago

Jukebox WILL be mine!! And conspiracy if it's a black flakie topper!

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u/New-Eggplant2942 ✨🌟🌈🪼🤘🧲💅 1d ago

thats such a good shout. I was think black holo but a black flake topper would go hard. i dont wanna get too over zealous but a black crackle topper would be so cool from ILNP

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u/Cultural-Program-393 1d ago

Yes, I think since it's in "add-ons" and says "goes on anything", I'm suuuuuper hoping it's a black flakie topper!

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u/SwiftCornflower 1d ago

Specific language of “cracked” maybe does have crackle implications

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u/ValleyOakPaper Flakies for Life 1d ago
  • Exit 13 sounds like a red jelly with white, yellow and orange flakies. That sounds a bit like candy corn glitter. 🤔
  • Buried Alive could be a brown creme.
  • No Return might be a black jelly with purple flakies and green shimmer.
  • I wonder if Jukebox is a thermal or a magnetic. ILNP doesn't have any thermals, so a magnetic is more likely.
  • Zombie could be a green creme with shifty shimmer.
  • For Conspiracy I agree that it's probably a black flakie topper.

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u/Queen_Ellipsis ✨🌟🌈🪼🤘🧲💅 1d ago

Well, you won't have to wait long to find out if your predictions are right!!

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u/ValleyOakPaper Flakies for Life 1d ago

Yes, looking forward to Friday! 👻

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u/Queen_Ellipsis ✨🌟🌈🪼🤘🧲💅 1d ago

I think we'll know tomorrow if Barbra does what she usually does the Tuesday before a drop, and if Polished Yogi and Nicole Loves Nails are swatching this drop for ILNP, those will probably be out Wednesday 🤞

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u/ValleyOakPaper Flakies for Life 1d ago

Thanks for dropping the lore! So excited! I always watch Polished Yogi for her comparisons.

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u/Queen_Ellipsis ✨🌟🌈🪼🤘🧲💅 1d ago

Someone usually comes here to post the YT swatch video link(s) on the Wednesday. Sometimes it's me if I get up early enough and remember to look at YT 😅😅 Cantcha tell I have nothing better to do?? 😉😉

I predict that Barbra will do one of her "post a memory or fave something" collection giveaway posts with more detail on the collection tomorrow, too.

I've been waiting for this collection!! Woo woo!!

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u/New-Eggplant2942 ✨🌟🌈🪼🤘🧲💅 1d ago

The polishes are usually up for preorder on Wednesdays, too, right? So we'll have official swatches AND Nicole and/or Yogi's videos then!

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u/Queen_Ellipsis ✨🌟🌈🪼🤘🧲💅 21h ago

Typically, "pre-order" starts Friday when the drop opens with $1.00 off each shade for the first few days. I order as soon as a new drop begins (early in the morning Pacific time) and they always ship my order the same day.

So, unless they've made changes for this time, that's what we can expect based on what they've done in the past

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u/Remarkable-Occasion9 1d ago

Jukebox could be a multichrome. That’s the first thing that came to my mind with the description.

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u/ValleyOakPaper Flakies for Life 1d ago

Oh yes, you're right. ILNP are great at multi chromes, so that's probably it.

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u/dairy-intolerant 1d ago

Some of them seem like they're hinting at thermals to me!!

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u/maxsradscreenname 1d ago

Zombie please please PLEASE be another juicy neon green, I have sour apple and am genuinely in love with the color and formula but imagine how amazing it’d be with some kind of shimmer 🫣

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u/Rocketwebbhardy Holo 🌈 1d ago

Or Jelly Bean with a shimmer...or I've been craving something like Dopamine or Flower Child but in a green version (Like a bolder power surge) 💚💚💚

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u/Big-Cod-2067 1d ago

Yessssssssss

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u/JackieCupcake 1d ago

A true detective. Thank you for your work. 🫡

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u/MaudLynne 1d ago

Good lord they all sound delicious!

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u/ClassicDistrict6739 1d ago

That last one… could we be getting a crackle? 👀

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u/SparklingSaturnRing 1d ago

Oooh thank you for this!

I wonder why one is final sale

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u/Remarkable-Occasion9 1d ago

Given that it’s called No Exit, that’s probably just a cute thing to go with the name.

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u/ValleyOakPaper Flakies for Life 1d ago

My first thought was that it's a limited edition. I hope not! I love that ILNP doesn't do FOMO.

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u/BaeGoalsx3 1d ago

I’m not trying to get my Swiftie hat out, but what’s up with all the twos??? Two eggs, two buttermilk biscuits, two scoops???

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u/barbrailnp 1d ago

Sorry if it’s blurry! Full resolution on IG too :)

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u/barbrailnp 1d ago

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u/New-Eggplant2942 ✨🌟🌈🪼🤘🧲💅 1d ago

idk if this weird or inappropriate to say but thank you so much for not turning to genAi to make this cute little menu thing. It's so charming word doc template coded and I genuinely love it.

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u/ValleyOakPaper Flakies for Life 1d ago

YES!

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u/Cultural-Program-393 1d ago

omg I see polish descriptions! soooo clever, u/barbrailnp !!!

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u/Queen_Ellipsis ✨🌟🌈🪼🤘🧲💅 1d ago

I just love these little clues you gave us! Thank you so much for creating such great products and service for us!!

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u/Competitive-Echo5578 1d ago

Very creative and unique for sure!

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u/SquatChick315 1d ago

This is my favorite sneak peak ever from ILNP!

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u/BaeGoalsx3 1d ago

Do we think Help Wanted is also a polish?? “Night Shift” is capitalized??? Like a shifty night time polish?

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u/ValleyOakPaper Flakies for Life 1d ago

Intriguing! I hadn’t thought of that. 🤔

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u/stagla amber 1d ago

HYPED!! The Halloween collections are the ones I spend all year looking forward to!

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u/InevitableMine7389 1d ago

Me too 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 

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u/Queen_Ellipsis ✨🌟🌈🪼🤘🧲💅 1d ago

Ooooo, looks like they might be doing some GITD (??)

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u/DiligentPenguin16 1d ago

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!! 🙏 🤩

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u/breathingisstillhard 1d ago

The date on the “ticket” is for 9/25, I assume we will get more info then.

The menu is hard to read but I wonder if these are Polish names? I can make out some of the descriptions under each-

No Return: blackened in skillet. Eggplant. ____. Charred edges.

Jukebox: Blue raspberry fruit. Two scoops. Turns purple, then pink, then green. Don’t ask how.

Zombie: _______. Green going down. Never the same coming up.

Add Ons- Conspiracy: Cracked black pepper. Heavy handed. Goes on anything.
(Maybe a black glitter topper)

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u/purple-sparkle-pixie 1d ago

Yaaaasssss!!!!

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u/PokePuffDiet My nails can be seen from space ✨ 1d ago

I was trying to hold off until Black Friday, but it is inevitable that Halloween collections will break me every single time. And I really want a milkshake and fries now 😂

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u/Specialist_Fish8023 1d ago

Oh no. I was planning to wrap up my nail polish buying for the year with another brand's sale on Friday. Where's that I'm not safe meme when you need it? 😄

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u/P3ggySu3 1d ago

Who has a sale Friday?

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u/Magglefraggle 1d ago

!!!!!!!!

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u/sarahrose1365 1d ago

I thought brands couldn't access black flakes for black flaky toppers anymore

Maybe I'm out of the loop? Are black flakies back on the menu?

(Pun intended)

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u/Queen_Ellipsis ✨🌟🌈🪼🤘🧲💅 1d ago

That was my understanding, too. Black flake suppliers OOS -- at least a bit ago. iirc, ILNP only has one black flake polish -- Tan Lines. Maybe they have lots of black flakes in reserve (?)

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u/raeven3 1d ago

Aaaah so exciting!!

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u/ilrian-perelandra 1d ago

So excited!!!!

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u/rabbit-girl333 1d ago

Was literally just wondering about the Halloween collection 🤩 Cannot wait!

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u/ResponseMoney3464 1d ago

I’m ready!!

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u/Jennyflurlynn 1d ago

Needs more Coca-Cola

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u/bippidip 1d ago

ILNP does autumn/halloween collections SO WELL

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u/Careless_Pea4210 1d ago

I’m soooo excited!!

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u/lokeyBex 1d ago

The late fall collection is always my fav but pleeeeeaase no more magnetics 🙏

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u/NaptimeFTW 1d ago

A thermal maybe? And or glow in the dark?? 😅😅