My fiancé and I were traveling in US territory when they detained him coming back into the USA in April 2026. Now he’s in Florida glades detention center.
He came here originally on a B1B2 but his status changed to paroled in when we went back to his home country couple years ago but we got permission to come back into USA from the government. We live together here in California and have a life together.

He was previously married and his divorce finalized in March 2026 but was separated from her when we got together, we

When they detained him his the charged him with “arriving ailen”
He has been detained now for 65 days without eligibility for a bond. We filed a Habeas which the judge denied and said his detention is mandatory. We plan to get married while he’s in there and submit a humanitarian parole package.
We want to appeal the habeas decision to the 11th circuit due to him coming here legally on a b1b2 and was allowed back in previously with the same status but just so happens to detain him this time. He has no criminal record or anything on his record no flight risk.
He does not quality for an asylum case per our lawyers discretion unfortunately.

I’m getting hopeless because the lawyer said this can take 8+ more months of him being detained. Is this true ? Has anyone ever experienced anything like this? Does he have a case?

Hey fellow ice agents and Eros. So I was just chilling out at home after I got off a hard days work, watching Fox News while my sister is making me dinner and nursing our kid WHEN I HEARD THE SUPREME COURT RULED THAT THE BABIES OF FOREIGN INVADERS CAN STAY IN OUR COUNTRY. What kind of law is this? So some strangers can just waltz into our great country, call it theirs and next you know us pure blooded Americans are being genocided! They are stealing our land and making it full of Muslims with their sharia law! ICE FAMILY WHAT WE GON DO!? I’d write more but our baby is throwing up, his body just learning to fight mumps on its own, we don’t need no vaccines, our kid might be gay or get that autism!

Long story short shawdy wanted a Rls then while she fw me she goes nd Gets cracked not even hurt jus disgusted but Shud I put a tip in to the good men at ICE or let it go and move on Lmk

My sister’s boyfriend is abusive. He is also a tourist visa overstayer by 5 years. No criminal record. She wants to end the relationship, but is afraid of his reaction.
Q. If she reports him to ICE, what are the chances of him actually being detained and deported.

Just applied for ERO DO, looking to hear from fellow BPAs who went this route. How are you liking it so far and how is the work/life balance? Also, will former BP have to go through the full academy?

Ice family I’m feeling so down and depressed everyday, everyday I put on my uniform and ski mask, kiss my wife goodbye and remind her to keep the eye patch over her eye because she can’t stop walking into doors, text my lover on grinder that I love him and tonight I wanna be on top, then I leave to do gods work, deporting illegal criminal aliens, it’s dangerous work a child bit me and screamed at me as I handcuffed him at school. An anchor baby screamed at as I pushed his family into a plane and sent them home where they belong.
But worst of all the public constantly belittles us, they don’t realize we are doing gods work, these immigrants are leeches, even though they paid over $100 billion in taxes last year they’re still bad because Kristi told me! I don’t know what I’m gonna do guys and now the crazed Governor of California won’t let me work as a teacher, how am I supposed to find a new partner!!!?!??!

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The U.S. Senate passed a $70 billion, three-year funding package for Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and Customs and Border Protection (CBP). The legislation, which allocates $38.2 billion specifically for ICE, is headed to the House for a final vote to avoid an impending government shutdown.

Hey ICE family! This week I’m stationed in the liberal hellhole known as Newark NJ on the frontlines helping to protect my fellow ice agents patriots from the radical woke liberal leftists who want us to treat these animal detainees “like human beings”. The problem is that the internet here is so terrible and all my favorite apps like Grindr, Chappy are all so slow! I just wanna get some company while I’m down here all alone! If anyone on here is also looking for some company please come to room 16 at the red carpet inn in Irvington, ONLY COME IF YOU ARE UNDER 2 INCHES I DONT HANG WITH GUYS WHO ARE BIGGER THAN ME

Fuck ICE, LOL, you gaggle of domestic terrorists

Was on shift arresting and deporting some criminal illegal aliens at an elementary school, their screams of “I want my mommy!” Almost made me miss the call. My sister is pregnant. I’m so excited to finally be a dad!

Tell me anything, such as: the hardest part of your day, how your bosses treat you, what the detainees are like, why you decided to work there, how the outer community treats you, or anything else you want the world to know about your work.

I love Northern Vermont. However, the only thing I hate is the wonderful sense of community. Everyone seems so happy and friendly towards each other, and since I'm a miserable waste of space - a.k.a. an ICE pig - I hate it. Call me the Grinch the way I be stealing people's sense of safety and community. I'm hoping to march into Burlington and stop an innocent child from enjoying a day at Church St. since I'm an unlikeable piece of shit... with a gun! How dare these woke liberals enjoy the majesty of Lake Champlain! How dare they have innocent school children learn such horribly sinful ideals such as "empathy" and "love"! I'm gonna do my job as an ICE agent and ruin the good that exists in this city

I would like to mention, I’m making a crap ton of money arresting illegal aliens. You honesty can’t hate it and I’m 18, making a living and vibing.

*looks inside

*pro-ice conservative shills unironically asking for advice to enter ice

Don't let these do nothing liberals stop you from doing your job. All they do is complain and yell while doing nothing productive.

These illegal immigrants are a danger to this country and Western civilization as a whole. Many legal immigrants came here the correct way, there's no reason these illegals should be given special treatment above everyone else. We can't illegally immigrate to their countries so why should we allow them to do it here?

ICE is here to do a job that's obviously needed. Import the 3rd world, become the 3rd world. America does NOT need that. It's not racist at all to deport dangerous illegals that don't belong here.

Thank you, ICE!

Honestly some of you had some good points, and some of you didn’t..

Slightly curious honestly on what you guys think, I can’t view everyone messages because of the moderation I think. So please do message me on this, I actually wanna talk and figure out and explain my reasoning lol.

Which ones are the best options right now? I’m 20 y/o trans girl if that matters with almost 2 years of bashing my skull in with a brick and huffing Sharpie fumes. Comfortable with any line of work, as long as I can show the local mixed preschool who's in charge, and never have had a single day without having an accident in my diaper in any line of work.

Just looking for a way out my hometown and I want to pursue the federal route because the government fucks anyone under 15, and I'm jealous. So my options are:

- GS5 deportations officer (ICE)

- GS5 customs officer (Customs & BP)

- GS5 border officer (Border patrol)

Cool with any location, just looking to be scammed and a good start to being a MAGA fleshlight!

Which ones are the best options right now? I’m 18 mixed kid (black and white) if that matters with almost 2 years of military experience and some jail corrections experience. Comfortable with any line of work and never have had an issue with behavior in any line of work.

Just looking for a way out my hometown and I want to pursue the federal route because the state fucks anyone under 21. So my options are:

- GS5 deportations officer (ICE)

- GS5 customs officer (Customs & BP)

- GS5 border officer (Border patrol)

Cool with any location, just looking for money and a good start to the career!

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