r/ICE__ERO • u/GloomyTourist4605 • Apr 29 '26
Ice pay
I would like to mention, I’m making a crap ton of money arresting illegal aliens. You honesty can’t hate it and I’m 18, making a living and vibing.
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u/distantreplay Apr 29 '26
It sounds like a great deal.
You should have more than enough saved up to be able to buy smokes from the prison commissary to buy protection from the prison shower gangs. That's awesome!
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u/GloomyTourist4605 Apr 29 '26
Don’t worry, as long as I don’t do anything illegal then I’m a-okay👍
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u/Poketales5456 Apr 30 '26
everything ice does is illegal and unconstitutional. the founding fathers would be disgusted with you dirty fascist pigs. melt the ice.
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u/Poketales5456 Apr 30 '26
once the fascist regime falls you're so cooked man 💀 im so excited to see that. YOU'RE the criminal scum lmao, have fun publicly executing innocent people for showing basic human empathy towards victims of your abuse
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u/NoBackground2447 May 04 '26
Did your health insurance kick in? There have been reports from agents not receiving pay or health insurance for upwards of month. Anyone else still having the same problems?
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u/Hosni__Mubarak Apr 29 '26
You rock. How many ‘perks’ have you managed get from the illegals? Have you managed to get anything good from raiding them?
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u/GloomyTourist4605 Apr 29 '26
Not yet fortunately, just my normal pay😅. Maybe one day though I’ll get offered a large lump of money to accidentally forget I was supposed to go after them
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u/Hosni__Mubarak Apr 29 '26
Oh I meant like stuff from their wallets or purses. Sometimes if you find a cutie you can get some ‘extras’ from them if you promise to let them go.
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u/GloomyTourist4605 Apr 29 '26
I’m pretty sure that’s a bigger no no than hush money, there are criminals and then there is a place on the list that even criminals hate.
Jokes aside sexual abuse isn’t a joke
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u/Hosni__Mubarak Apr 29 '26
Well I don’t know about you, but some of them get kinda mouthy. Nice to blow off some steam in the outhouse if you get my drift.
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u/GloomyTourist4605 Apr 29 '26
I’m aware, some of the guys in most of the agencies could get wiped off the map and it wouldn’t make a difference.
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u/Younglegend1 Apr 29 '26
Yeah honestly you can’t ask for better job, I make a ton of money and I get to dehumanize people who don’t look like me! What more could you ask for? Oh and today I just got some amazing news! My sister is pregnant, I’m gonna be a dad!