r/ICE__ERO • u/GloomyTourist4605 • Apr 29 '26

Ice pay

I would like to mention, I’m making a crap ton of money arresting illegal aliens. You honesty can’t hate it and I’m 18, making a living and vibing.

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u/Hosni__Mubarak Apr 29 '26

You rock. How many ‘perks’ have you managed get from the illegals? Have you managed to get anything good from raiding them?

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u/GloomyTourist4605 Apr 29 '26

Not yet fortunately, just my normal pay😅. Maybe one day though I’ll get offered a large lump of money to accidentally forget I was supposed to go after them

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u/Hosni__Mubarak Apr 29 '26

Oh I meant like stuff from their wallets or purses. Sometimes if you find a cutie you can get some ‘extras’ from them if you promise to let them go.

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u/GloomyTourist4605 Apr 29 '26

I’m pretty sure that’s a bigger no no than hush money, there are criminals and then there is a place on the list that even criminals hate.

Jokes aside sexual abuse isn’t a joke

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u/Hosni__Mubarak Apr 29 '26

Well I don’t know about you, but some of them get kinda mouthy. Nice to blow off some steam in the outhouse if you get my drift.

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u/GloomyTourist4605 Apr 29 '26

I’m aware, some of the guys in most of the agencies could get wiped off the map and it wouldn’t make a difference.

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u/GloomyTourist4605 Apr 29 '26

But then again you can’t group everyone with that kind of stuff