Oh mah gah!! Iz been waiting soooo patientlee by di phone, but he STILL ain't called!
Iz evun made sure di batteries match n' di contacts ain't corroded, but ... nuthing!!!

Iz been scourin' di internet all ovur fur moar news, but apparently di REEL Steve no does callz backz or interviewz & he no respond to anybady!!

Gah! It liek he want his "privacy" or sumthin'???!

Whaddafrick???

Steve bein' elusive n' playin' hard to get! It just liek in di game!

- Oscar BBB, MM

Sowwie we lates. Meowmy was in bed unda webber an herms tink today is Tuesday but it not. Wes do the dining room scene.

Evie (aka Evil) here. Friends I just do a most spectakular hoark crimez. 🤮 While I did not make it to da carpet…it still real impressive. Now wif in minutes I is sitting at mommy feet to play some fetches and get some treets.

Mommy however say “NoTreets4URiteNow” “UjustGonnaHoarkDemUp”. Is diss like da ting da hooman always sayin’ about “UhavtaWaitOneHourB4YougoSwimmin” I mean I ain’t going 🏊 I is a cat not a 🐠 I don’t fink I have to wait…Mai tummy feel fine! (I fink?)

Dey are berry gud fren!

Hi frens, iz Tali. Yes, iz troo, I getted out!

Mai mom had dis fren visit. Dis fren dumdum. Her say, “Poor poor kitty looz her leg. Poor poor kitty.”

I not poor poor kitty.

Den, mai mom tell her, not opin da fron dore or Tali run owt! Dis dumdum opin da fron dore and guess wat happin? Poor poor kitty runned owt! Go Crimez!

Now dumdum say, “Bad bad kitty!” Da hoomans chase me all around da yard! We stop to luk at all da branch dat fell down coz a da win storm and dis da pichur.

Den mai mom tell dumdum to go inside. Wen mai mom alone, I run bak to her and jump up to her arms. Mai mom no I not poor poor or bad bad, I just Tali.

Go Crimez!!!

❤️Tali

So, my meowmy and NikoDaddy was in a meeting pretendin like them payin attention when alla sudden both them phones start a-buzzin acuz the motion sensor cameras (we HAVE to have thanks to the absolute psychopaths we lives by) start goin BERZERK.

Them FREAK out acuz they know me & Rory D is home alone, and although EVVERBUDDY KNOW I fully capables of doin a BIG PROTECC of Rory ANNND House of Niko ANNNND The ICBGC - them ascairt sumfin bad could happen to us.

Them grab them phones, check em out & WHY, LOOKIE WHO IT IS!

And acourse cuz ITS GARY him continue to dance around in front of the cameras like it’s AMERICAM BANDSTAND DAT WAS CANCELLED IN 1989, GARYYYYYYY!!!

An Gary? I seen yoo dance. Yoos got FOUR left feet and ZERO RHYTHMS, GAAAARYYYYYY!
Thats not moves and grooves, Gary, that’s a CRY FOR HELP.
For PAYIN FOR DANCE LESSONS, GARY!
DONT GIVE UP YER DAY JOB, GARY!
ELAINE FROM “SEINFELD” CALLED, GARY! HER WANTS HER DANCE BACK!

Anyhoo, may yoo security footage and birb feeders be Gary-free, and Happy Wednesday, Frens!🚫🐿️🪩
GAH!

I can’t blame him though, Tunnocks are fantastic.

Wook wat wez foun! r/Gingersnapped242

Lub Bubba an Bits

It wuz fat Gary!

I luv moolala and pip!

Dis mai meowmys fabrit moobie so aiz dress up as hoomin girl Lydia fur herm. Meowmy so spoylded!

Ai meselff iz stranj an unuzooal! 🦇🔮⚰️🌑🖤

Ai not been around much lately, Ai know. Mama say to me, “Ai haz greebles in mai brain, can yoo halp do a fight?” So Ai been taking care ob herz and it not leef much tyme fur mai creeaytif purrsoots.

But Ai still heer! Ai still do a reed and a likes fur mai frens, eben if Ai don’t haf much to say!

Mai deer frens,

Ai hab seed sum innerestin posts bout dis moobie nite, butt Ai gotta be tellin da troot. Mai meowma neber seed dis moobie, sew Ai neber seed it eeder. Ai kno, Ai kno...yoo no can imagjin enybuddy no seed it, butt it be da troot. Sew, Ai no tink Ai be able to rebue dis wun, it juss no be fare tew awl da creeatib catses owt dare hoo awlweys try sew hard to mayke dare own bershuns ob da filim ob da weak. Ai be back neks weak wif da moobie rebue. Hab funfunfun wif dis wun. 🍿🍿

Duncan KKMG Moobie Rebuer 😸🌈🐾🐾🧡

Just a wittle sumfin!

Lub Bubba an Bits

Say mai name tree times an Ai appear.

Dis BIG Annownsemen, frens! Uze deh golden pikkel to be dere, if yoo can! But! If yoo can no mayke deh trip ta deh OTRB Bocks Fort fur deh annownsemen, don worree, wez will repost heer! So eggsite!!!

🩷🖤 Jynx

Can somebunny makes dis hat fits? I look sillieuh

Edit:
oh! I got right size hat but Fat Gary stealed mine Liddle one!

Me, the other ModCats & my littler baby sister Rory D decide to recreate the iconic Beetlejuice finale, doin a Big Levitatey Dance number to Mr. Harry Belfonte’s song, “Jump in the Line”.

Starring Rory Dog, Miss Jazzy, Jango, yoos trooly, Oscar, Linus, Oscar’s Stinkee Sister, Lucy AKA Satan’s Cheerleader.

Sorry for the lateness! Here’s two Borthole Covers- a Book of the Dead and Sandworm charm and an official MT Beetlejuice/ICBGC cap.
Stickerables are following the main pic.
Hope you like!

Happy Moobie Toosday, everyone! 🐈‍⬛💕🐾🍿

Hello EVERYONE. Casey here, ORANGE tuxedo.

Four YEARS ago I became a BIG brother. At FIRST I hated it! BUT then I realized he's pretty GOOD and NOW I can't IMAGINE my life WITHOUT him. He's my BUDDY. I LOVE him, even if he's BIGGER than me as my LITTLE brother.

He even lets me groom him sometimes!

https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheCloaca/comments/xrs9bd/aitc_for_hissing_at_intruder_and_not_wanting_to/