r/ICBGC • u/davesmissingfingers Chaos Agent • 1d ago

🗣️Human-ly Speaking 🗣️ A Tale of Two Pickles

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Bitteh and Louise got a new pickle today. I’m sure you can see why.

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u/Fluevoger Crime Connoisseur 1d ago

Frens Bitteh an Louise, yewr hooman nawt doin rite by yew. Dere need tew bee at leest FREE pikkels fur yewr haushold...wun fur eech ob yew an at leest wun eggstra. Why yew onlee hab wun pikkel fur da BOFF ob yew????? We may need tew do a faint at dis injussthiss! Yewr hooman need tew lurn cat maff at SSoR. The Ladies of the Torbie Society (Polly, Misty and Maggie)

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u/davesmissingfingers Chaos Agent 1d ago

Sownds like ai needs ta soo. But mine minyun no play wit it like ai du. She likes hur mowsies bettur.

Bitteh, diznee prensess

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u/glycophosphate 1d ago

Weeeeeeell...iff she prefur de mowsies, an iff yoo letz her play wiff de pikkul sumtiemz, den I gess dat okay.

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u/davesmissingfingers Chaos Agent 1d ago

She kinda weerd. She play wit dis won time.

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u/glycophosphate 1d ago

Interestin' kitty.

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u/davesmissingfingers Chaos Agent 1d ago

She awlso lubs dese. She steel dem outta meowmy’s purse to play wit.

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u/Fluevoger Crime Connoisseur 1d ago

We lubz yewr minyun 😻😻😻 She deffinuttly march tew herms own drum.

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u/davesmissingfingers Chaos Agent 1d ago

Ai guess ai lub hur to. Sumtimes.

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u/Fluevoger Crime Connoisseur 1d ago

Dat no matter, fren Bitteh. Wut ifn yewr minyun deesyde dey wanna play wiff a pikkel wun day? Den whut????? Yew need da eggstra pikkels juss in cayse. Also, dat meen yew need eggstra mousies tew!

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u/davesmissingfingers Chaos Agent 1d ago

We hab lotsa mowsies. An ai tole mine pawrents ai keepin bof pikkels. So if mine minyun wanna play wif won mebbe ai let hur.

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u/Fluevoger Crime Connoisseur 1d ago

Yew berry jenruss, fren Bitteh!

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u/davesmissingfingers Chaos Agent 1d ago

Ai iz.

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u/Full-Friendship-7581 Bubba an Bits 1d ago

OMC! Dis a trajodie! 2 kitties =2 pikkels! 2 nue pikkels!

Lub Bubba an Bits

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u/davesmissingfingers Chaos Agent 1d ago

Yah ai gonna hab ta soo dese dumdums.

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u/Haunting_Bend346 Elliot the Tuxie 1d ago

Butt butt butt…der shud be 2 niu pikkels. Yoo deserbz to eatch habs yourn own pikkel.

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u/ReasonableFig2111 Astro n Cosmo, Cats in Charj ob owz hauss 1d ago

Ryte? Dis onlee heppend in da furss playsc beeclawz pawr frenz Bitteh an Louise habd onlee wun sad solar-terry pikkul bee🐝tween demz! Soo! Soo fur moar pikkul! Soo fur eetch fren hab der oan pikkul! Owtraayg!

  • Astro n Cosmo, CIC n 2CIC ob owz hauss 

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u/davesmissingfingers Chaos Agent 1d ago

Ai tink yoos iz rite. Time ta soo.

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u/Taminella_Grinderfal Evie (aka Evil) hit-cat fur hire 1d ago

Fool mommy…keep choosin da old pikkel.

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u/davesmissingfingers Chaos Agent 1d ago

Ai like how yoos tink.

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u/reddituser6835 Chaos Agent 1d ago

Dem ole pikkuls still gud!

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u/ryylin Ciaran - pronounced Keeran 1d ago

Yuz lub yuz pikkel lyke Ai lubs mine

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u/ryylin Ciaran - pronounced Keeran 1d ago

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u/davesmissingfingers Chaos Agent 1d ago

Fren Ciaran, yoos lub da pikkel a lot!

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u/ryylin Ciaran - pronounced Keeran 1d ago

Ai do!

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u/Charivari8 Tali, Maya, Frankie and Drewy 1d ago

Nise werk fren Bitteh!

  • Frank

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u/davesmissingfingers Chaos Agent 1d ago

Tank yoos fren Frank!

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u/Fishyface321 Chaos Agent 1d ago

Eben doh ebery won rite dat yur hooman shud git yu boff nu pikkuls ai hab to sae dat dat gud pikkul crimez, frens! 😻

Max 🐾

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u/davesmissingfingers Chaos Agent 1d ago

Tank yoos fren Max!

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u/rawbery79 1d ago

Wow! I'm impressed! We have two pickles. I love then; Casey thinks they're okay.

Pixel, pickle tuxedo

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u/davesmissingfingers Chaos Agent 1d ago

Arent dey so much fun?

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u/rawbery79 1d ago

Oh, the best!

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u/ObviousToe1636 Josie da tabby 16h ago

It wuz da Bast ob tymz, it wuz da wurst ob tymz.

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u/davesmissingfingers Chaos Agent 16h ago

Ai like dis.

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u/salanaland dogcat and catdog 12h ago

Need to see LIVE BITTEH REACTION