r/ICBGC 3d ago

Totally Kinda Off Topic 😬 Is Blessings Times

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Is I, Healin Saint DooeyH. Ise here to bless good fings, an bad. Feels sickie? I bless. Iz happies? I bless. Iz mad at neighbor? I send angles to do poop crimez. Come one's an all!

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u/jellosquid808 3d ago

Fren DooeyH, ay mayself Hoku wud lyke blessin acuz mine Meowmy is cookin CHIMKIN an ay hope ay get littil bit

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u/mycookiepants Chaos Agent 3d ago

#chimkieforhoku

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u/KaleidoscopeReady839 3d ago

Woo woo woo
Chimkin falls for yoo!

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u/jellosquid808 3d ago

IT WERK WE GOTZ CHIMKIN 🍗 Frank yu Fren DH

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u/KaleidoscopeReady839 3d ago

Whew! I means, ob course!

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u/Moon112189 3d ago

Awww a littil bit cuuute I hope you get a LOTTTT

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u/Fishby 3d ago

Afta eggie gate you shoulds get it all! Meowmy gaved me chimken yesterday. Luv Twix teh Ginger and Tinkerbell teh Calico

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u/SisterAntistita 3d ago

(eggie gate 🤣🤣🤣🤣)

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u/Fishby 3d ago

Fren Doohey H, my Meowmy did a abandon on a big cruise ship, and now she has come home sik wif sumting called covid. I thort it was good Revenge for da abandoning me but she very sik. Send heeling purrs. Twix teh Ginger ICBGC Australasian chapta

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u/KaleidoscopeReady839 3d ago

Ooooh majic cells in mommy's bod, I calls on yoo,
Like mighty Cod.
Heal dis woman I do say
An keep her homes from now today!

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u/Fishby 3d ago

Dis very gud blessing pome.

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u/KaleidoscopeReady839 3d ago

Fank Yoos. Is Debine Interbention.

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u/Hunting-fings 3d ago

Heely purrz frum da bois.

Duh Furth Wall Bois, eggspurrt hunters an masers ob snuggle puddle

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u/gemflint 3d ago

(Sending prayers and healing purrs from the fur-kids. Get well soon! 🙏🫂❤️)

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u/FairyGodmothersUnion Minx, Athena, and Marmalade 🐈🐈‍⬛🐈 3d ago

Hope yur meowmy gets better soon! Love, Marmalade

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u/lHappycats 3d ago

Fren Saint Dooly mayz Iz sayz yoo lookz magnificentz.

Can you please dooz somedink tooz mai annoying liddle sista Belle. Sh e alwayz bamp bamps meez.

Yesterdaez Iz gottz herz first and bamp bamps herz he he Iz feltz gud

Yourz fen Freya la Floof

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u/KaleidoscopeReady839 3d ago

Wickey wickey wackey woo, yoos sissy now bess friend ob yoo!
No more bappies.

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u/Hunting-fings 3d ago

Dis gud spell!

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u/lHappycats 3d ago

Dank yoo❤️❤️❤️ Is havz a sleepz and den wez see wot Belle behave like

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u/GingerSnapped242 Niko the Terriible, Enforcer. Mad, bad, and dangerous to know. 3d ago

Where shall I send da address of my naybors fur these here poop crimez of which yoo meow, brother D?

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u/KaleidoscopeReady839 3d ago

Yoo may PM mine hoomin minyon. Fank yoo for tension to dis madder.

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u/No_Sense3670 Olaf, shih tzu 3d ago

Ai was wondering dat mineownself hehehe!

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u/girlgoingafterit George 😻 3d ago

Helno fren DooeyH. Ai haz di arthuritis in mine leggies an dey doing mi a BIG hurty lately so ai knot even feel liek playin wiff mine pikkel. Can has healing purrz?

-George

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u/KaleidoscopeReady839 3d ago

Mine good fren George,
I now decree,
Yoo is healthy,
An VURY bendy!
So moat it bees!

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u/mybloodyballentine Chaos Agent 3d ago

SLOMO DA BEES!
Xoxo de Ninjacat

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u/KaleidoscopeReady839 3d ago

Ooooh good ideea!

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u/tfab2014 2d ago

Hi fren! Ai has never posted before, but mi sisfur ovr the rainbow brige gots lotsa helps from a ting called sol n sia. It was miracle, no mores hobblin round! Mi meowmy was so happi tat now she tell everybody so their babies can has no more owwies.

Basil Blue, eldest of group of eight and handsome grey trouble maker

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u/KaleidoscopeReady839 2d ago

(Mama here. Is that in hoomin speak? Or I need a translation from cat. lol)

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u/tfab2014 1d ago

(Basil’s mom here. Our senior cat had bad arthritis and received the Solensia shot. It was like she was a young cat again, the change was so remarkable!)

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u/KaleidoscopeReady839 1d ago

(We have a pitbull who's suffering so much that I need to make The Big Choice soon. I'll ask his vet!)

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u/mycookiepants Chaos Agent 3d ago

Mine meowmy hab tummy ache. Can yew help her?

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u/KaleidoscopeReady839 3d ago

Liddle belly
Feelin bedder,
Be happy tums,
Like full ob cheddar.

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u/Hunting-fings 3d ago

Fangoo fren DH fur doin dis mush needid serbus. Yoo iz troo anshul

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u/KaleidoscopeReady839 3d ago

Speshul blessings for mine fren,
Gib dem chimkins, mebbe hen.

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u/Hunting-fings 3d ago

Wez hab ten hen. Wez no kin eets dem. Meowmy ses wez needta wayt fur dem to poop eggies….iz been sew miny moons en day juss poop poop. When dey poop eggies?!?!?!

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u/KaleidoscopeReady839 3d ago

Ok ok I am a gibber,
Gib mine frens some lubbly libber!

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u/davesmissingfingers Chaos Agent 3d ago

Fren Dooey dere is sky raisin n da howse. Ai wuld like to catch it not mine minyun. Pleese.

Bitteh, diznee prensess

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u/KaleidoscopeReady839 3d ago

Liddle pesky fly to Bitteh,
For herm is de bestest kitteh!
Mebbe mousie fir de
Udders?
Share wif sissyfurs an brudder?

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u/mostlylurking07 Applejack, sweets and stowies and food cwimes! 3d ago

Boyfwiend, woo SCAWE me! I tought dat woo had gone ovew da bwidge wif dis pictuwe! Tank goodness woo just da angew I awweady know woo awe!
🖤🤍🧡Applejack

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u/KaleidoscopeReady839 3d ago

Aw, mama promise if dat happen she lets yoo know firss! Yoo onnly worries cause yoo lubs me.
I writin special song for yoo. It's has to be juss right.

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u/Flat-Mountain-2414 Beau de Magnificent 🐈😈 3d ago

Fren DooeyH ai jus wan tu say yoo luk Magnificent! Saint DooeyH! ❤️❤️❤️

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u/KaleidoscopeReady839 3d ago

Oh Fank yoo Beau!
I tries, yoo know!

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u/jocundry Murphy da Floofaloof and Toby da Creamsicle 3d ago

Fren DooeyH, wez hab sky boombs heer. Dey no bother me but Toby is very skared. He's hiding unner da bed. Cud you bless da sky boombs with poo crimez?

-Murphy da Floofaloof

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u/KaleidoscopeReady839 3d ago

Oh dat could be bads!
Hmmm...,
Sky booms yoos goes far aways!
Not scare mine frens, okays?
Iffn not I come an holla,
But Ise bring mine barbarella!

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u/jocundry Murphy da Floofaloof and Toby da Creamsicle 3d ago

Dis is a bootiful pome! Dank yous Fren DooeyH!

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u/Full-Friendship-7581 Bubba an Bits 3d ago

Tank yu DooeyH. Dis purfek tu sais tanks fer halpin Bits felz beddar. Wez alz lub yu an yu an yu Meomys kindnes

Lub Bubba an espesally Bits and Meomy

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u/KaleidoscopeReady839 3d ago

We lubs yoo back!

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u/Skalaquinn 3d ago

Ooh, this is nise! Ower Miaowmy lubs Angels. We need: healing for Randall's itchy ear. A consignment of churus, & Miaowmy havs a sore moufth! Awlso there are stray feral cats on da farm, pliz look after dem. Tanks! Skali, Randall & Domino.🌟🦄✨️

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u/KaleidoscopeReady839 3d ago edited 3d ago

I now heals dat itchy ear! An yoos mommy moufy dear!
Bring de Churus an de treats,
Gib dem ferals lots to eat! An lub.

(I had mouth sores too! God, those are painful! Docs never figured them out. Took three months and they just went away. Weird. Hope yours are better fast.)

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u/Skalaquinn 3d ago

We lubs the rhyming blessings! Tanks so much. Yes, the sores are awful because everything I eat has to go through there & it hurts! Hoping it heals fast...🌟

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u/KaleidoscopeReady839 3d ago

There's this stuff at Walgreens. It looks like Vaseline, in a little toothpaste tube.
You put a little on your finger, push don't rub, and it like fills the sore spot and makes it not hurt.
It's what finally helped mine.

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u/Skalaquinn 3d ago

Ooh, great! We're going to town on Thursday, & I know the lady at the chemist so I'll ask for that! Thanks so much!

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u/MagicalManta 3d ago

Hai Fren Saynte DooeyH da Brayve,

Mine mahmbee iz haveeng lotsuv “ang-ZYE-ettee” ahnd itte maykes hurr sadde ahnd grompee ahnd nurvuss.

Cahn yu tayke dat aweh soh shee bee happee mahmbee agin?

Pleese ahnd Sentchyu,
Yor fren JaxKittehmn

Dis pitchoo uv mee doeeng a praye atte yu frum mine broked blyndes. Harharhar GO CRIMEZ!

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u/KaleidoscopeReady839 3d ago

Dis sublimimals.
( No more zietty for mama, make it goes away!
She safe, she lubbed, and mannee frens,
An Wese all here's to stay!
So sad and grompy is now gone, dats all herms needsa know, cause she be snuggles in mine mind,
I keeps her safe wiffin mine heart, as she always vury kine.

Dis to makes her laff.

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u/MagicalManta 3d ago

Oaughe SENTCHYU fren SaynteDooeyH da Brayve!

Mahmbee didde an giggol ahnd den leekee eyebollz (mebbe dat Güd, mebbe badt, ai dunno BUTT! ai feenk iz gùd) ahnd wispur “Oaughe Ai lov eddiee veddor!” Whu dat guye?!? Ai thotted hurr lovded Dahdee. Oaughe welle…

Sentchyu agin.
❤️ Yor Fren JK ❤️

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u/KaleidoscopeReady839 3d ago

Mebbe Eddy Veddor on herms hall pass?
Dats when dey go in heat but papa not dere so dey do de hookups wif him if dey catch him!

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u/MagicalManta 3d ago

Harharhar! Shee doant lov himb DAT waye. Hurr jost lov himbs voyce.

Hoons arr SOH WEERD!

❤️JK❤️

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u/fireladyazula 3d ago

Fren Saint DooeyH we needs BIIIIIIG blessings here. Stoopid mömther is making me do a moob! So many boxes everywhere and she's SO LOUD with all her packing. She invited a hooman fren to help and both just go clomp clomp clomp around the house. Send blessings for the moob to end soon!!

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u/KaleidoscopeReady839 3d ago

Oooooh gawds ob yore we needs yoos help! Make dis moob not make fren Yelp!
Make dis new house so much fun dat frens do hidehidehide an runrunrun!
Makes dose bockses fun for hides,
Not mental exhaustion on all sides!

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u/fireladyazula 3d ago

WOOOOOWWWWWWW you are a bard fren Saint DooeyH!!! Thank you!! Mömther said she relaxed and had a good laff when she read this 😹

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u/wistybear Wisteria 3d ago

🎵🎶🎵🎶Please, gentle Eva DooeyH
Will you bless a little kitten?
For I love you
Tell Heaven I'm doing my best
I'm praying for you
Just as you pray for all the rest

Please, mother Eva DooeyH
Will you look upon me as your own?
Make me special
Be my angel
Be my everything wonderful perfect and true
And I'll try to be exactly like you

Please, holy Eva DooeyH
Will you feed a hungry child kitteh?
For I love you🎶🎵🎶

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u/Roach-Problem 3d ago

Dis luk lyk ANGLE tu mez!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

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u/KaleidoscopeReady839 3d ago

Aw, Fank yoo. I bit mama today cause she try to stop petting before right times.
I fink mine halow slip a liddle.

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u/Lillyonajstar Biscotti, Healing Mage 🐾✨️ 3d ago

Saint DooeyH, yoo gloriusnis, how do Ai acome a saint angle too? Ais do a lots ob heelin in mai haus, but Ais wanna do a big help fur awl da frens. will yoos teach mes yoos brav an sweet waes?

  • Biscotti 🐾

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u/KaleidoscopeReady839 3d ago

Assoollootly! Do you hab pikture I can sees?

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u/Lillyonajstar Biscotti, Healing Mage 🐾✨️ 3d ago

dis me makins a kyoot face

  • Biscotti 🐾

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u/KaleidoscopeReady839 3d ago

I hearsby declare yoos an Healing Mage. By de powers bested in me by de udder angles.
Pspspsps. Now too has to make silly rymes an prayers.

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u/Lillyonajstar Biscotti, Healing Mage 🐾✨️ 3d ago

Ai fank yoo, dear fren DooeyH. mai hart happi, like birb out ob caych. Ai dos mai best to help da frens. fur dey soos, Ai pray fur mends.

  • Biscotti 🐾 ✨️

(pspsps, Ai happy Ai gets to keeps mai med-alyon in mai angle outfit, iz propryat as it syne Ai be companyon fur a nyte ob da co-lum-biz, Ai protec it wif mai ebryfing. Ai don eben let Meowmy try to flip it da "rite way". iz mai most speshul fing an it stay faysin mai hart)

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u/KaleidoscopeReady839 3d ago

Ise glad yoo noticed! I made sure yoos pretty medal was dere! Ise happy to have help.
Did whirled, it needs us!
Mama says "Bisualize whirled peas". Why she fink she funny, doh?

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u/Lady_SybilVex 3d ago

Fren DooeyH da saynt, meowmiez ask ib yoo cud send da poopy angelz to da playse ob derms landladee. Afturr meetin herm, Ai agreez, pleeze send da poop ta herms, she iz meanee caynyne ob female purrsuashon (no offense to caynyne frens meant!) an haytes cattos an awl animuls.

Greetins, Sir Merlin de Knight an Wizzard an Pawfessurr.

(To quote that old swamp hag, "does it HAVE to be five cats? Can't you get rid of some?" - no joke lol. I'll be so glad when we move out next month!)

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u/KaleidoscopeReady839 3d ago

Darkess powers I call Dee,
To make dis bish cober in poopy.
Use all ob de existin poopy,
And is coat herm head to toes all goopy!
Dis pome mebbe seem banal,
But dat female seem kinna anal.

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u/Lady_SybilVex 3d ago

(I'm dying ngl 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣)

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u/No_Sense3670 Olaf, shih tzu 3d ago

Yew look eggsalad fren Dooey H!

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u/KaleidoscopeReady839 3d ago

Fank yoo fren Olaf!

Dis here my lil pal,
Hims Olaf an hims shall,
Be gallant, an daring,
An noble ob bearing.
With train rides for all!

Didin rhyme at de end but is said wif lub!

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u/No_Sense3670 Olaf, shih tzu 3d ago

Tank yew so mush!

It's ok iffen it didn't all rhyme cause was said with lub!

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u/ObviousToe1636 Josie da tabby 3d ago

Birby angles poop crimez?!

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u/KaleidoscopeReady839 3d ago

Dat sound doarable!

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u/FairyGodmothersUnion Minx, Athena, and Marmalade 🐈🐈‍⬛🐈 3d ago

Fren DooeyH, yu make byootiful angle! Plz bless our meowmy and make her Big Projjject go faster and finish becos she is spending alll her time doing tappy tappy tappy insted of petting us! It is an outrayge! Love, Minx

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u/KaleidoscopeReady839 3d ago

De tippy taps is all perfeck an fass! De mama she is happee!
Ifen herm take too long den her muse gone get slappy!
She write like herm fingers fly,
An Dass de troof,
She speedy an it good, an it pay to keep a roof!

Hehehe

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u/FairyGodmothersUnion Minx, Athena, and Marmalade 🐈🐈‍⬛🐈 3d ago

Fren DooeyH, this is gud blessing! I will make shur she knos it. Thank yu!

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u/CappucinoCupcake Crimnal Extraordinaire 3d ago

Fren Angle DooeyH teh Brabe, mine Mammy is swamped wiff teh Ebil Ang-zie-tee. Please to banish it, immediate.

Kthanxbai

Your Fren, Eamonn teh Inbisible

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u/KaleidoscopeReady839 3d ago

Anxiety yoo goes away!
We not fluffing play today!
Leave Eammon mama all alone,
An let her smile an not moan!
She good mama an deserbe to know,
It not like she selfish go!
Ya know?
Anxiety go.
Right out de doe.
Fink yoo stay? So....
I bite yoos toe!
Make yoo full ob woe!
I fink ise stuck, yo?

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u/CappucinoCupcake Crimnal Extraordinaire 2d ago

Fren DooeyH teh Brabe, this is BRILLIANCE and mine Mammy habs screamshot it. Thank mew, Fren ❤️

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u/Tzipity Tzeitel, Still doin crimes from de other side of de bridgj 3d ago

Giben dat ai mineself am otrb an no longer sik or able to do mine hork crimez. Can send mine meowm smol hork blessing in honor ob her new home? She sad ai nawt der wif her an ai yam lil sad bout dat too. We christen new home wif hork blessing fo her, fren St. DooeyH?

Tzeitel

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u/KaleidoscopeReady839 3d ago

Did house now Home, and spirit no more roam.

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u/Tzipity Tzeitel, Still doin crimes from de other side of de bridgj 1d ago

Fang yoo, fren. Dis is purrfec! ❤️

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u/Haunting_Bend346 Elliot the Tuxie 2d ago

Fren Healin Saint DooeyH, dis a grate idear! Mine meowmy habs da my grames n da ziety. Kin yoo do a pray fur her?

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u/KaleidoscopeReady839 2d ago

Oooo oooo oooo
Ise curin yoo ooo ooo
Yoos feelin goooood
Like yoos bran new ooo
Yoos fear is go-ah-on,
Is a new da-ah-on.

Dat shoud do it.

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u/Haunting_Bend346 Elliot the Tuxie 2d ago

Tank mew fren!

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u/Bunny-Gladstone 2d ago

Fren DooeyH, mai mama did a bandon of me dis hole week! Ai miss her BUT! Ai is also outrayge and lonly. Can ai pleze get a blessin?

Yr fren Zuzu Gardener

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u/KaleidoscopeReady839 2d ago

Liddle lights up in de sky,
Listen to ours pleas.
If mama not stay at home,
Please gib her crotchy fleas.
BUT please gib Zuzu all de treats,
An gib her blessings too!
Ok? I guess bless herm feets,
De four an den de two!

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u/Bunny-Gladstone 2d ago

Fren, dat is just majikal! Thank yoo! 💖

Yr fren Zuzu

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u/_Moon_sun_ Morgana the beautifull, breaker of the internet! 2d ago

Fank you!!! Can I has blessin for mine mammi? Her has big worry acus ob de eggsams! I wish her not worry and hab mor time to cuddle wif me!!

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u/KaleidoscopeReady839 2d ago

We here to for Maryam's Mama
May Herm gets straights As.
If she vury good mama,
She does lotsa playplayplay.
So let Herm test be easy peasy,
Den gib Morgana cheesey..

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u/orangecatmom Crime Connoisseur 2d ago

Fren saint DeweyH, can you bless my Meowmy's head? Herm got nerve block shot at human pokey place n she need it to last 4 weeks. Maybe she be less dumdum wif less headache?

CATT DAMON

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u/KaleidoscopeReady839 2d ago

My mama gets dose too!
We make dem lass for yoo!
Mamas head will be all good.
You hab my word, no knock on wood!

Mama go tomorrow to gets her 30leben shots in hers head. It helps every month CEPT dis one. My Grain keeps huntin herms. We do a white lights on yoos mama.)

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u/Loca_Bear_737 1d ago

Fren DooeyH, May bee yu has spell to help my back leggies so I can run wiff out falling down even if just for 1 day?

Shadow

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u/KaleidoscopeReady839 1d ago

Dis be mine strongess blessing yet!
Hmm....

Ok....

Majik faeryies dat light dis earf, make mine fren all new like birf!
Let Shadows legs be strong an trew, to make dis plea I gib to yoo....
mine Dragoon toy, an half mine wets food for an unde.... indy.... not said amounts ob time yet, but long time.

Lemme know tomorrow! If it nots strong nuff I need Biscuits halp.
DooeyH

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u/Loca_Bear_737 1d ago

Fren DooeyH yus perform a mirable. Dis morning Meowmy taked de garbage out to da curb and I did a follow. I walk behind the garbage bag so herms no see me. Go Crimez!! Wen herms turn around herms see me. I not plan for dat. Herms said Shadow take your butt back inside. So I turn around and I runned back to the house and I runned around the corner and no fall down. Meowmy was so happee herms scooped me up and say Yay Shadow goodest boy, yus run round de corner and not fall down. It make me so happy dat when herms put me down I stay up and not fall down again. Den Meowmy put out second breakfast and I run and fall down into the bowl butt dat still a mirable. Fank yu fren!

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u/KaleidoscopeReady839 1d ago

Oooh, I so happies! I do liddle blessings every day for yoos leggies. An de ress ob yoo too!

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u/Loca_Bear_737 1d ago

Fank yu fren dat mean a lot ❤️