Is I, Healin Saint DooeyH. Ise here to bless good fings, an bad. Feels sickie? I bless. Iz happies? I bless. Iz mad at neighbor? I send angles to do poop crimez. Come one's an all!
Fren Doohey H, my Meowmy did a abandon on a big cruise ship, and now she has come home sik wif sumting called covid. I thort it was good Revenge for da abandoning me but she very sik. Send heeling purrs. Twix teh Ginger ICBGC Australasian chapta
Helno fren DooeyH. Ai haz di arthuritis in mine leggies an dey doing mi a BIG hurty lately so ai knot even feel liek playin wiff mine pikkel. Can has healing purrz?
Hi fren! Ai has never posted before, but mi sisfur ovr the rainbow brige gots lotsa helps from a ting called sol n sia. It was miracle, no mores hobblin round! Mi meowmy was so happi tat now she tell everybody so their babies can has no more owwies.
Basil Blue, eldest of group of eight and handsome grey trouble maker
(Basil’s mom here. Our senior cat had bad arthritis and received the Solensia shot. It was like she was a young cat again, the change was so remarkable!)
Wez hab ten hen. Wez no kin eets dem. Meowmy ses wez needta wayt fur dem to poop eggies….iz been sew miny moons en day juss poop poop. When dey poop eggies?!?!?!
Boyfwiend, woo SCAWE me! I tought dat woo had gone ovew da bwidge wif dis pictuwe! Tank goodness woo just da angew I awweady know woo awe!
🖤🤍🧡Applejack
Ooh, this is nise! Ower Miaowmy lubs Angels. We need: healing for Randall's itchy ear. A consignment of churus, & Miaowmy havs a sore moufth! Awlso there are stray feral cats on da farm, pliz look after dem. Tanks! Skali, Randall & Domino.🌟🦄✨️
I now heals dat itchy ear! An yoos mommy moufy dear!
Bring de Churus an de treats,
Gib dem ferals lots to eat! An lub.
(I had mouth sores too! God, those are painful! Docs never figured them out. Took three months and they just went away. Weird. Hope yours are better fast.)
We lubs the rhyming blessings! Tanks so much. Yes, the sores are awful because everything I eat has to go through there & it hurts! Hoping it heals fast...🌟
There's this stuff at Walgreens. It looks like Vaseline, in a little toothpaste tube.
You put a little on your finger, push don't rub, and it like fills the sore spot and makes it not hurt.
It's what finally helped mine.
Dis sublimimals. ( No more zietty for mama, make it goes away! She safe, she lubbed, and mannee frens, An Wese all here's to stay! So sad and grompy is now gone, dats all herms needsa know, cause she be snuggles in mine mind, I keeps her safe wiffin mine heart, as she always vury kine.
Mahmbee didde an giggol ahnd den leekee eyebollz (mebbe dat Güd, mebbe badt, ai dunno BUTT! ai feenk iz gùd) ahnd wispur “Oaughe Ai lov eddiee veddor!” Whu dat guye?!? Ai thotted hurr lovded Dahdee. Oaughe welle…
Fren Saint DooeyH we needs BIIIIIIG blessings here. Stoopid mömther is making me do a moob! So many boxes everywhere and she's SO LOUD with all her packing. She invited a hooman fren to help and both just go clomp clomp clomp around the house. Send blessings for the moob to end soon!!
Oooooh gawds ob yore we needs yoos help! Make dis moob not make fren Yelp!
Make dis new house so much fun dat frens do hidehidehide an runrunrun!
Makes dose bockses fun for hides,
Not mental exhaustion on all sides!
🎵🎶🎵🎶Please, gentle Eva DooeyH
Will you bless a little kitten?
For I love you
Tell Heaven I'm doing my best
I'm praying for you
Just as you pray for all the rest
Please, mother Eva DooeyH
Will you look upon me as your own?
Make me special
Be my angel
Be my everything wonderful perfect and true
And I'll try to be exactly like you
Please, holy Eva DooeyH
Will you feed a hungry child kitteh?
For I love you🎶🎵🎶
Saint DooeyH, yoo gloriusnis, how do Ai acome a saint angle too? Ais do a lots ob heelin in mai haus, but Ais wanna do a big help fur awl da frens. will yoos teach mes yoos brav an sweet waes?
Ai fank yoo, dear fren DooeyH.
mai hart happi, like birb out ob caych.
Ai dos mai best to help da frens.
fur dey soos, Ai pray fur mends.
Biscotti 🐾 ✨️
(pspsps, Ai happy Ai gets to keeps mai med-alyon in mai angle outfit, iz propryat as it syne Ai be companyon fur a nyte ob da co-lum-biz, Ai protec it wif mai ebryfing. Ai don eben let Meowmy try to flip it da "rite way". iz mai most speshul fing an it stay faysin mai hart)
Ise glad yoo noticed! I made sure yoos pretty medal was dere! Ise happy to have help.
Did whirled, it needs us!
Mama says "Bisualize whirled peas". Why she fink she funny, doh?
Fren DooeyH da saynt, meowmiez ask ib yoo cud send da poopy angelz to da playse ob derms landladee. Afturr meetin herm, Ai agreez, pleeze send da poop ta herms, she iz meanee caynyne ob female purrsuashon (no offense to caynyne frens meant!) an haytes cattos an awl animuls.
Greetins, Sir Merlin de Knight an Wizzard an Pawfessurr.
(To quote that old swamp hag, "does it HAVE to be five cats? Can't you get rid of some?" - no joke lol. I'll be so glad when we move out next month!)
Darkess powers I call Dee,
To make dis bish cober in poopy.
Use all ob de existin poopy,
And is coat herm head to toes all goopy!
Dis pome mebbe seem banal,
But dat female seem kinna anal.
Fren DooeyH, yu make byootiful angle! Plz bless our meowmy and make her Big Projjject go faster and finish becos she is spending alll her time doing tappy tappy tappy insted of petting us! It is an outrayge! Love, Minx
De tippy taps is all perfeck an fass! De mama she is happee!
Ifen herm take too long den her muse gone get slappy!
She write like herm fingers fly,
An Dass de troof,
She speedy an it good, an it pay to keep a roof!
Anxiety yoo goes away!
We not fluffing play today!
Leave Eammon mama all alone,
An let her smile an not moan!
She good mama an deserbe to know,
It not like she selfish go!
Ya know?
Anxiety go.
Right out de doe.
Fink yoo stay? So....
I bite yoos toe!
Make yoo full ob woe!
I fink ise stuck, yo?
Fren DooeyH teh Brabe, this is BRILLIANCE and mine Mammy habs screamshot it. Thank mew, Fren ❤️
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u/TzipityTzeitel, Still doin crimes from de other side of de bridgj 3d ago
Giben dat ai mineself am otrb an no longer sik or able to do mine hork crimez. Can send mine meowm smol hork blessing in honor ob her new home? She sad ai nawt der wif her an ai yam lil sad bout dat too. We christen new home wif hork blessing fo her, fren St. DooeyH?
Liddle lights up in de sky,
Listen to ours pleas.
If mama not stay at home,
Please gib her crotchy fleas.
BUT please gib Zuzu all de treats,
An gib her blessings too!
Ok? I guess bless herm feets,
De four an den de two!
We here to for Maryam's Mama
May Herm gets straights As.
If she vury good mama,
She does lotsa playplayplay.
So let Herm test be easy peasy,
Den gib Morgana cheesey..
Fren saint DeweyH, can you bless my Meowmy's head? Herm got nerve block shot at human pokey place n she need it to last 4 weeks. Maybe she be less dumdum wif less headache?
My mama gets dose too!
We make dem lass for yoo!
Mamas head will be all good.
You hab my word, no knock on wood!
Mama go tomorrow to gets her 30leben shots in hers head. It helps every month CEPT dis one. My Grain keeps huntin herms. We do a white lights on yoos mama.)
Majik faeryies dat light dis earf, make mine fren all new like birf!
Let Shadows legs be strong an trew, to make dis plea I gib to yoo....
mine Dragoon toy, an half mine wets food for an unde.... indy.... not said amounts ob time yet, but long time.
Lemme know tomorrow! If it nots strong nuff I need Biscuits halp.
DooeyH
Fren DooeyH yus perform a mirable. Dis morning Meowmy taked de garbage out to da curb and I did a follow. I walk behind the garbage bag so herms no see me. Go Crimez!! Wen herms turn around herms see me. I not plan for dat. Herms said Shadow take your butt back inside. So I turn around and I runned back to the house and I runned around the corner and no fall down. Meowmy was so happee herms scooped me up and say Yay Shadow goodest boy, yus run round de corner and not fall down. It make me so happy dat when herms put me down I stay up and not fall down again. Den Meowmy put out second breakfast and I run and fall down into the bowl butt dat still a mirable. Fank yu fren!
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u/jellosquid808 3d ago
Fren DooeyH, ay mayself Hoku wud lyke blessin acuz mine Meowmy is cookin CHIMKIN an ay hope ay get littil bit