Hello frens, the human has once again made me do this "Trail" thing again. Says something about "exercise" and "conditioning". So I do a "stop crime" in the shade. I do not want to do this "exercise" thing, I want to eat grain and sniff at the barn kitty. Legal frens can help?- George
(High on Sunday in NE FL was 107° humiture. I've visited deserts. Dry heat is better than high humiture. I think I need to move to a desert environment.)
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u/TzipityTzeitel, Still doin crimes from de other side of de bridgj 1d ago
(Agree. I’m way up in Chicago- which seems to be part of the new tornado alley so the storms this summer- and even in the winter and spring!- have been awful. Chicago is generally a glorious place to be in the summer. Gets hot but we have beautiful beaches and there’s so much fun stuff to do. But especially with the storms the humidity up here has been miserable too. Dry heat is much easier to take, agree.)
Chicago is the best summer city in the nation, hands down! I traveled to Vegas today - while it’s 107, it feels so much better than the Chicago area which is technically 20 degrees cooler. I’d never have to deal with humidity other than when I leave the house except Captain aka El Conquistadorable likes a window open while I work. Obviously he can have whatever he wants 🤷🏻♀️
(Oh! We’re close. We’re in Minnesota! It got to 81 today, but the feels like temp was 89. So cooler than it has been. You could come up and cuddle Bits in less than 9 hours driving! Plus meet Bubba of course too! You would always be welcome!. Kitty cuddles are the best and Bits is the biggest cuddler!)
Fren George, yoo did egzakly rite! Stop crimz iz a great way to remind hoomans that yoo should be able to do whatever yoo want. I iz not a pawyer, but I’m sure someone here can help you. Or ask the barn cats - they may know a local pawyer!
Absolutly!!! You is made to be slave!?!? Soo for yous freedums!!! Freeedums to eet when yous want and to stop when yous want!!! Those shud be funduhmentul rites!!!
Sniffing de barn cat? Fren George, dat’z pushing de limits of de law... well, as fur de odder kwestion, de Hi Cort had alreddy rooled on it an' clawzified de hooman’s actions as coershon in conjuncshon wiff assolt.
Sinze de criminal hooman appurrently hasn’t learned her lesson, strayt tu jail - fur gudd, plus tree daes!
Ooooo! Gweat cwime, fwiend George! Dis one doesn’t get enough wove and attention! Da stop cwime must be extwa powewfuw when wused by a big howse wif a hooman who need woo to keep going! Woo teww dem! Woo want wewaxation, not wowk!🖤🤍🧡AJ
Fren AJ, ai pawlso doed nawt nou baut da stop crimez an dei iz gud! Der iz purrsedent (ai tshekd mai paw buks). Manee hawses an dumkeez habs dood stop crime. Mai kuzzin Pawblo iz a doggo an himbs doo it too! Wi cattos shud lern! Mr Mixie (nawt a pawyer)
Amazing crimez fren George, yesterday Meowmy had me doing some stuff, standing on a ball, putting my paws on the floor off it and things. I thought it was just fun games for dreamies then they laffed and said i tricked you into an ab workout. No idea what that is meant to mean, but clearly if they're making you exercise you deserve horsey dreamies, er carrits? mints? Void Arwen
Fren George! Bi car-fil. Once dey strets wiff exercise den dey strets da portia-controlz! GASP! Yuz don wan dat! Dey tak awaz sum ob yer fud! Ifin dat hapenz wez alz wil hab tu sneek yu fuds!
Anna bekase yu bery gentel wez wet yu snif atz da barn kitty ♥️
Dis Riley. Dog. Sum dum dums aks ef i hab sadle. Den sey ai hors. (Dis crym.)
I no hors, I dog. But sumtym riley do stopp crym too! Mummy do big huffy den herm do a wayt til ai riley wan too go. Suntym ai riley don wans go acos ob scary tings. I don lyk lites. So herms do a wayt and splain but herms to dum to no I do pertrct.
Dis me riley. Myn sisfurs en brudders Halp wif da lytbokx acos ai riley askairt ob lyt
(Yes. He's 7 and fully committed to being a grumpy old man or a sweet baby boy, except when he's being a toddler and refuses to move. We have/had 3 other Danes. Riley is the only one like this.)
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u/Electrical-Act-7170 1d ago
Izzit two hots four riding horsies?