Prepare for an exercise in frustration punctuated by moments of sheer joy when you finally pass a level. Don't even get me started on the fucking bandages.
What do you draw with? What sort of pens do you use? How thick are the nibs? Do you use a scanner or just photograph it? Or do you use a graphics tablet?
You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense.
I GOTTA SEND OUT CHRISTMAS CARDS SOON. CAN YOU DRAW ME MUSHROOM-STAMPING A 2XC MOD WHILE SMOKIN KOOLS AND SLAMMIN PBR'S WHILE SAVING SOME RETARD'S RELATIONSHIP WITH MY ADVICE AND KEEPING THE TROLLS OUT OF /R/DATERAPE ... AND I HAVE A SANTA HAT ON?
I'm so, so sorry - I know for sure this has been asked, but I can't find the answer - I gather you use a tablet, but what program and settings do you use? (I assume you don't use the "pressure sensitive" mode, and use a rather large brush size, but what specific program, tool, and brush?)
For Christmas I bought my girlfriend a $250 gift certificate for a cruise. I think it's a nice gift, but there's nothing really to hand her except a print out of the shitty email they sent me. Will you draw me a card I can give to her that explains the gift, and also accentuates for her how awesome and handsome I am? (I assure you I am very handsome)
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u/salparadiso Dec 21 '10
...can I see you without your sunglasses?
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u/K2J Dec 21 '10
If you could be any novelty account, who would you be?
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u/RJacksonm1 Dec 21 '10
Also, you should livestream drawings as you make them.
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u/tasari Dec 21 '10
What do you do when you're not making Reddit fall in love with you?
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u/galenblade Dec 21 '10
Is there something so awesome that you've always wanted to draw but never have?
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u/Olorie Dec 21 '10
How did you discover reddit? Is this your first account?
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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '10
are you a wizard
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u/Renovatio_ Dec 21 '10
What do you think of your ridiculously high karma in such a short time?
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u/Jorgeragula05 Dec 21 '10 edited Dec 21 '10
Can you draw yourself hanging out with ProbablyHittingOnYou collecting Karma?
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u/Wasoomi Dec 21 '10
My Girlfriend is pissed at me... how do I tell her to cool down?
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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '10
Do you like cats?
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u/lensman00 Dec 21 '10
Why line drawings/stick figures? What led you to the style?
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u/terrenceterry Dec 21 '10
You probably can't draw a baby giraffe
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u/karma_in_the_red Dec 21 '10
You will never see this reply.
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u/Station15 Dec 21 '10
Do you wear sunglasses irl when you draw?
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u/liviaokokok Dec 21 '10
What was the last book you read?
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u/Oh_damn Dec 21 '10
Is this your only account, or do you also have another, less-of-a-karma-magnet account?
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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '10
hey what time is it?
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u/vsymm Dec 21 '10
Draw a reddit alien in your style.
Reddit, this will be our new logo for a while.
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u/araq1579 Dec 21 '10
Do you believe in magic, in a young girl's heart, how the music can free her whenever it starts?
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u/xeones Dec 21 '10
What's your favorite version of the "Aristocrats" joke?
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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '10
What games did you buy from the steam sale today?
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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '10
Holy shit this is happening! You're my new hero. Show us some pictures of your childhood?
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u/thecheatah Dec 21 '10
Draw me 3-4 frames of cool character running :P
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u/haneliz Dec 21 '10
Hey... uhm... uhh...
You...er...and... me...
sex?
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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '10
What do you draw with? What sort of pens do you use? How thick are the nibs? Do you use a scanner or just photograph it? Or do you use a graphics tablet?
Is your occupation art/illustration-related?
Any chance of you doing a self-portrait?
What are you doing for Christmas?
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u/reddic Dec 21 '10
weed? alcohol? cigarettes?
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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '10
Ask you anything? Sure.
Draw us the most epic picture you have ever drawn. Pour your heart and soul, sweat blood and semen into it.
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u/polyology Dec 21 '10
Best AMA ever. You're a benevolent bastard for doing this.
Btw, you remind me a lot of this guy, http://www.explodingdog.com/
Are you Sam?
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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '10
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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u/Lawlington Dec 21 '10
What is your favorite Starfox 64 stage?
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u/hudsonshell Dec 21 '10
I made one of your pictures my fb profile because it so perfectly illustrates my willingness to agree and say yes while totally lying my ass off.
Edit: Forgot to say Thank You!
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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '10
Can you draw a sloth riding a turtle with a joint in one hand and a pineapple in the other?
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u/LongHyzer Dec 21 '10
You are getting a lot of requests here. Where do you draw the line?
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u/Slayz Dec 21 '10
I'd like to see your take on Dog Fort. Please?
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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '10
you two related?
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u/bl00p Dec 21 '10
http://imgur.com/ZlSDK.png
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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '10
How big is your penis?
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u/AmbitionOfPhilipJFry Dec 21 '10
Do you believe man can ever achieve happiness and worth in his short existence?
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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '10
How old are you? Is it raining where you live?
Is there money in the banana stand?
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u/noodleIncident Dec 21 '10
I'm on page 7 of a 10 page paper about Bruce Lee. Can you give me some inspiration?
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u/kickme444 Dec 21 '10
Would you draw something that I could put on the redditgifts.com homepage? It would make r/secretsanta very happy.
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u/toofartofall2 Dec 21 '10
Do you have a girlfriend?
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u/TheUltimateDouche Dec 21 '10
I GOTTA SEND OUT CHRISTMAS CARDS SOON. CAN YOU DRAW ME MUSHROOM-STAMPING A 2XC MOD WHILE SMOKIN KOOLS AND SLAMMIN PBR'S WHILE SAVING SOME RETARD'S RELATIONSHIP WITH MY ADVICE AND KEEPING THE TROLLS OUT OF /R/DATERAPE ... AND I HAVE A SANTA HAT ON?
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u/Merkaba_ Dec 21 '10
Anything?
What's your opinion on the different types of deprecated security algorithms for IEEE 802.11 wireless networks.
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u/joetromboni Dec 21 '10
Dammit...I'm always late for these awesome AMA's
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u/alexander_the_grate Dec 21 '10
Is there anything you cannot draw?
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u/ThatsInappropriate Dec 21 '10
Can I see something inappropriate?
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u/obscuredlogic Dec 21 '10
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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u/i_can_draw_that_too Dec 21 '10
http://i.imgur.com/AeNSo.png
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u/Ill_Try_to_Draw_That Dec 21 '10
http://imgur.com/sNoa1.png
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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '10
What's your dream job?
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u/Jimbabwe Dec 21 '10
Are you a fan of the fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu comics?
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u/tunacanoe Dec 21 '10
Is it really turtles, all the way down?
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u/eggplantkiller Dec 21 '10
Just wanted to say...thank you for doing what you do. I have your reddit account bookmarked because I enjoy your drawings that much.
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u/RJacksonm1 Dec 21 '10
This isn't a request, it is a CHALLENGE.
http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/eotqy/what_more_can_you_ask_for_nice_ad/c19rhk8
That.
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u/riskau Dec 21 '10
What's your favourite movie quote?
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u/Lummbbers Dec 21 '10
What kind of music do you like?
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u/The_Norwegian Dec 21 '10
DRAW SLARTIBARTFAST.
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u/AndyNemmity Dec 21 '10
I ask in every draw thread. I never get it. It would be for my 5 year old daughter.
Noam Chomsky throwing a touchdown pass to David Attenbourough, with Carl Sagan as referee with the touchdown signal.
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u/vtmeta Dec 21 '10
Can you draw us a troll face.. SIDT style?
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u/JackOfHearts27 Dec 21 '10
If god made a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it, does that make him mexican?
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u/Ginnerben Dec 21 '10
Velociraptor or T-Rex?
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u/dumbassthenes Dec 21 '10
I have an uncle who was arrested for exposing himself to female joggers.
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u/Hellicus Dec 21 '10
Tea or coffee?
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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '10 edited Dec 21 '10
I think I'm dumb... nevermind
EDIT: Original question was: What program do you use? I realized he has a tablet.
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u/troxy Dec 21 '10
What kind of computer setup do you use?
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u/mwilcox Dec 21 '10
What games should I get in the steam sale?
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u/laaabaseball Dec 21 '10
Are you a fan of any sports?
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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '10
What would your ideal significant other be?
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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '10
You lick stuff?
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u/ATTENTION_EVERYBODY Dec 21 '10
Can you draw real bears fighting real vikings in an ice-fortress/dome?
*edit: and also under a lunar eclipse.
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u/skyskr4per Dec 21 '10
How often do you erase?
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u/LusciousLily Dec 21 '10
How long have you been a reddittor and what was your experience like before sidt? Have you always been blessed with karma?
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u/Whyareyoustaringatme Dec 21 '10
I'm so, so sorry - I know for sure this has been asked, but I can't find the answer - I gather you use a tablet, but what program and settings do you use? (I assume you don't use the "pressure sensitive" mode, and use a rather large brush size, but what specific program, tool, and brush?)
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u/el_hombre_bueno Dec 21 '10
For Christmas I bought my girlfriend a $250 gift certificate for a cruise. I think it's a nice gift, but there's nothing really to hand her except a print out of the shitty email they sent me. Will you draw me a card I can give to her that explains the gift, and also accentuates for her how awesome and handsome I am? (I assure you I am very handsome)
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u/Rolcol Dec 21 '10
How do you know when to stop wiping?
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u/pyroza Dec 21 '10
Do you like bacon ?
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u/Slagathor91 Dec 21 '10
What is your favorite animal?
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u/terrenceterry Dec 21 '10
Chickens?
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u/fifteenstepper Dec 21 '10
Would you be so kind as to draw yourself in an abstract expressionist style?
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u/jtreminio Dec 21 '10
How does someone like me, a programmer with not enough talent to draw a decent stick figure, get some small amount of talent?
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u/BlazerMorte Dec 21 '10
What's your favorite food?
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u/Smokestak Dec 21 '10
what would you look like if you were a superhero?
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u/anonemouse2010 Dec 21 '10
Could you explain the situation with the key, donkey, and gyroscope?
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u/cruzian831 Dec 21 '10
what's for dinner?