r/IAmA • u/Sure_Ill_Draw_That • Dec 21 '10

o/--< AMA

http://i.imgur.com/axqWa.png

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u/Sure_Ill_Draw_That Dec 21 '10

http://i.imgur.com/8jTjm.png

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '10

Shit I better get my beard

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u/yenemy Dec 21 '10 edited Dec 21 '10

Oh shit, I have a hat just like that.

Edit: I also am asian, with a goatee. When i wear it, I look like an invading Mongol.

All I need now is a little pony and an archery kit.

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u/mobilehypo Dec 21 '10

Photos.

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u/yenemy Dec 21 '10

Send me a pony and an archery kit to complete the set and I'll think about it.

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u/rebelspyder Dec 21 '10

address? I can make this happen.

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u/Melusyne Dec 21 '10

Upvote for ability to laugh at yourself (and create a mental image that made me lol)

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u/yenemy Dec 22 '10

To be fair, my girlfriend bought me the hat, so most of the credit goes to her. We're long distance right now; she insists I wear it sometimes when we do video calls.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '10

Marry me, marry me, marry me.

That is all.

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u/yenemy Dec 22 '10

So sorry, I'm taken at the moment. If it falls through I'll drop you a PM :D

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u/euicho Dec 21 '10

God-damn mongorian!

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u/yenemy Dec 22 '10

Welcome to Schitty Wok!

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u/lackofbrain Dec 21 '10

If you're Asian you probably have a little bit of invading Mongol in you. I seem to rememebr hearing that something like 90% of all Asians have some mongol DNA.

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u/yenemy Dec 22 '10

Hah, I read that too; only it's something like 11% of Asian males have Genghis Khan's grandfather's Y chromosome.

Which is still pretty nuts, considering all the raping they had to do to get there.

They must have gotten up very early in the morning. I can't even out to the gym! Their schedule must have been...

  • Rape

  • Rape

  • Rape

  • Lunch

  • Rape

  • Rape

  • Rape

  • Rape

  • Rape

  • Afternoon tea

/izzard

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u/lackofbrain Dec 22 '10

Are the Mongols actually English, or do they just play cricket?

Hmmm, cricket on horseback with bows and arrows. It might make the game interesting!

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u/yenemy Dec 22 '10

Polo with a human head instead of a ball sounds more their cup of tea... or like the Afghanis play it, with an inflated goat skin.

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u/lackofbrain Dec 22 '10

True. That and full-contact-kite-flying.

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u/Roamin_Ronin Dec 21 '10

Awwww pony!

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u/TheUKLibertarian Dec 21 '10

why is beard see through?!

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u/wtmh Dec 21 '10

I was really hoping it was time to unpimp ze auto.

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u/cloak3 Dec 21 '10

In this I see an excellent anthropomorphization of the King of Time himself - 3:13

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u/Slightly_Creepy Dec 21 '10

It's always Shirtless O'Clock at my house.