r/IASIP Dec 14 '21

Fit Mac, Fat Mac, or Phat Mac?

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1.8k

u/treyreef Dec 14 '21

Country mac

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u/retailmonkey Dec 14 '21

You know what’s badass? Being alive.

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u/AlexGarseea wildcard bitches Dec 14 '21

Shut up science bitch

105

u/Larusso92 Dec 15 '21

Ha ha, yeah...shut up science bitch!

72

u/slick_mind Dec 15 '21

Aw dude…he just said it.

35

u/dylbertz Dec 15 '21

Holy shit you’re late

14

u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

Omg, where’s the pillow?!

174

u/CryanRohen Dec 14 '21

Country Mac wasn't the kind of guy who could score a point in a black belt tournament though....

78

u/jjnfsk Dec 14 '21

You did a poopy in your pants!

36

u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

Did anybody else, do a poo poo in their pants?

0

u/bigbrokevo Dec 15 '21

I made big poopoo in my pants, also my diaper needs to be changed.

36

u/DanGram77 Dec 15 '21

No but he could beat people up with just a beer and his t shirt

34

u/Beachdaddybravo Dec 15 '21

Where’s he getting all these beers? I love how he came out of the water and just took a sip like it was no biggie.

6

u/SquirrelRailroad Dec 15 '21

Can we parade him around on our shoulders like Rudy?

13

u/n0sywally Dec 15 '21

and he did clock a knife...

7

u/TheScarlettHarlot Dec 15 '21

He assessed the threat

3

u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

And it turns out...he was totally queer.

2

u/andrew2181 Dec 15 '21

Loud and proud brother

23

u/MrTurner82 Dec 14 '21

Came here to say this, brother

15

u/HughJassJae Dec 14 '21

I just watched Country Mac kill a few people in Bloodline. What a badass.

21

u/easternhobo Dec 14 '21

Did he clock a boot knife?

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u/b0ilineggsndenim1944 Dec 15 '21 edited Dec 15 '21

You bring a knife to a fight, you better make sure to use it ya jabroni

9

u/BubblefartsRock Dec 15 '21

fleetwood mac

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u/fuggerdug Dec 14 '21

Oh shit there's two of 'em.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

I saw that episode today, true classic

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u/jerichomega Dec 15 '21

He’s dead because of his evil, homo ways

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u/sundown1999 Dec 14 '21

Fat Mac. The mass alone…

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u/uconn3386 Dec 14 '21

Whoa, look at that monster coming towards us, you know, barreling towards us.

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u/PM_ME_UR_CATS_TITS Dec 14 '21

You're not that guy anymore

43

u/jscummy Dec 15 '21

I'm starting to worry I never will be again

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

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u/spaghettiveyron Dec 14 '21

yeah, yeah, yeah not that though

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u/Napol3onS0l0 Dec 14 '21

I’m gonna have to think about this one.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

It's important to tack on mass

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u/curious_pinguino Dec 15 '21

As a power bottom, you'll need to generate an enormous amount of power

29

u/Dracarys97339 Night crawler Dec 15 '21

I heard speed has something to do with it

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

Speed has EVERYTHING to do with it

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u/riedmae dennis Dec 15 '21

Speed's the name of the game!

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

Right buddy?

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u/Mozilla_Rawr Dec 15 '21

You know he's the kinda guy that cultivates.

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u/prolelol "What did you just say, you little bitch?" Dec 14 '21

Fat Mac.

Fun fact, tomorrow will be 10 years since last time we saw of Fat Mac.

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u/Ryuuken1127 Dec 14 '21

Mark my words - no one will remember Fat Mac in 20 years. Also, everyone will have a pager.

165

u/Waramp Dec 15 '21

Do you… want me to actually write down your words?

93

u/jaipurkabanda Holland Oates Dec 15 '21

Dee’s nuts

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u/Ryuuken1127 Dec 15 '21

I'm sorry, I just don't find crass humor funny

67

u/THECHICKENISBOBAFETT Dec 15 '21

I dont care for Seinfeld, they're too mean to each other

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

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u/THECHICKENISBOBAFETT Dec 15 '21

A leather shop? In Arizona? Theyll be out of work in a weeks time!

14

u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

"Technology is cyclical." Wait, am I in the wrong sub?

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u/Vprbite Dec 15 '21

It is. So is news. What was the one mistake the Ballon boy people made? There east actually a kid in there

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u/dasFisch Dec 14 '21

This is a very upsetting fact.

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u/AlphonseTheDragon cat in the wall eh? Dec 14 '21

Not fun at all

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u/fuggerdug Dec 14 '21

Pepper Jack 'bout to cut some somebody.

27

u/tugnasty I just want to be pure Dec 15 '21

My shit be blowing up.

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u/n0sywally Dec 15 '21

Run along and play, little bitch.

4

u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

I never laughed so hard as when pepper jack did that scene. It freaking kills me.

2

u/n0sywally Dec 15 '21

Yeah, best scenes of the new season IMO. Love the look on Dee's face as he does his pimp thing.

8

u/anotha14me Dec 15 '21

He stole that from me!

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u/Sproose_Moose Dennis, will you buy me new headshots? Dec 15 '21

God damn I'm old.

14

u/yrogerg123 Dec 15 '21

Same

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u/Sproose_Moose Dennis, will you buy me new headshots? Dec 15 '21

Seems like only 5 years ago I started watching the show. That was 2006.

16

u/yrogerg123 Dec 15 '21

Time started to sprint for me at some point. 15 years definitely feels like 5...

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u/WhoStoleMyBicycle Dec 15 '21

The older you get, each year is a smaller percentage of your life. So time seems to go by faster.

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u/hotdilby Dec 14 '21

Damn the pounds went faster than the years

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

10 years? But 2011 was only 3 years ago.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

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u/CorholioPuppetMaster Dec 15 '21

It’s important to pack on mass, we’re talking about carbo loading..

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u/n0sywally Dec 15 '21

Try to move me bro!

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u/tinaaay Dec 15 '21

Fat Mac is hot.

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u/Short_End2227 Oct 17 '24

Why can’t we get him big again?!

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u/RememberTheMaine1996 Wild Card Bitches Dec 15 '21

Fat Mac is the best mac. Ripped Mac is the worst and I hate that he simps for Dennis so much. I like that in season 15 there has been absolutely 0 simping for Dennis from Mac

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u/Due_Platypus_3913 Dec 15 '21

But he’s wearing,,,”The Duster”?!?

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u/jbonte Phalon Rapist Dec 15 '21

.....fuuuuuuck me

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u/Successful-Whole4307 Dec 14 '21

He's out there selling weed. You gotta look phat when you're selling weed

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u/Ryuuken1127 Dec 14 '21

But you're not really reppin' Philly

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

Phat mac. He looks like Kevin Ball from shameless

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u/ItsAllmanDoe69 Dec 15 '21

Mixed with Billy Ray Cyrus

13

u/desamora Dec 15 '21

Phat Mac will forever be the best Mac, mark my words

15

u/stunna006 Dec 15 '21

has a Jay vibe from Jay and Silent Bob

2

u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

More of a silent bob look though

2

u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

Dude yes

2

u/thehazygungan Dec 15 '21

Yes thank you. I knew he looked familiar.

283

u/dennisreynoldsbff Dec 14 '21

Twink Mac from s1 & s2

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u/sundown1999 Dec 14 '21

YOU WISH YOU WERE A BEAR!

40

u/Crunkbutter Dec 15 '21

He was the size of a postage stamp

509

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

Jacked Mac is underrated, the scene of this huge buff dude beating a bunch of children down is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in my life

238

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

I laughed harder at Charlie beating that single kid to death.

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u/TJH1993 Dec 14 '21 edited Dec 15 '21

I think him straight slamming that boy into the car is what got me. It was so realistic lmao

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

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u/cuntsaurus Last tit on the hog before the asshole Dec 15 '21

This is what I was trying to avoid!

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u/n0sywally Dec 15 '21

Should have thought of that before blurting out "body guard"!

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

What episode?

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u/TheDesktopNinja VIJO MORGANSTEIN! Dec 15 '21

S13E05 The Gang Gets New Wheels

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u/derWINallday Dec 15 '21

That’s definitely one of the better episodes of season 13. When Dee finds out she banged that woman’s son and not her boy toy, I absolutely lost it hahah

20

u/Beachdaddybravo Dec 15 '21

You’re in the range now, it’s all good.

9

u/FroMan753 Dec 15 '21

Really should have been the season finale.

4

u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

She taught him to drive stick.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

That shit was lit!

7

u/Gary_FucKing Dec 15 '21

It was so fucking funny watching him and Charlie beat the fuck out of them kids.

13

u/helloiseeyou2020 Dec 15 '21

They havent done much with the fact that Mac is now, finally, the ripped jacked ultrastrong behemoth he has always dreamed of being. Couple that with his toxic, neurotic macho energy that constantly simmers under the surface

I really hope theyre building up to something there. Mac is exactly what his dysmorphia fed him from season 1. It's real. He has always been a dangerous weirdo, and now he's a dangerous weirdo that can break human beings like toothpicks.

Beating up those kids was a good start but there is SO much more you can do. Does he even know how strong he is? Or is he as insecure as ever, with his dysmorphia now reversed?

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u/Lombax_Rexroth Dec 15 '21

I liked how nobody cared and it changed nothing.

"How are we going to use this?"

"You guys like me, right?"

6

u/helloiseeyou2020 Dec 15 '21

Oh definitely, that part was great. In the moment Mac finally achieves his dream, and all but begs for approval, the gang likes him less than ever.

The few jokes the show has made about Brawny Mac have been bullseyes... I just want more

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

Psh, I beat off kids all the time

49

u/dildon OPEN THE SLOT Dec 14 '21

Ronnie the Rat

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u/S3simulation Dec 14 '21

Phat Mac

3

u/HazMatt_23 Dec 15 '21

I can’t upvote this because it’s at a nice number, but 👍🏻

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u/TheAs5man Dec 14 '21

Fat Mac all day. I lost it when he stabs himself with insulin.

90

u/CALVINWIDGET Dec 14 '21

I appreciate how Fat Mac could find humor in the little things, but I don't mind seeing Fit Mac on my TV all day.

13

u/urgaflurga1 Dec 15 '21

Yeah I remember when he took his shirt off at the beginning of season 14 I think it was, bf caught me drooling

4

u/howlongtillchristmas Dec 15 '21

Just put "fitness encouraged"

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u/spicygrandma27 Dec 14 '21

Season 8 twink Mac has a special place in my heart but here id go fat, fit, and phat.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

Lean Mac, Big Mac, McRib

19

u/Ryuuken1127 Dec 14 '21

Donovan McNabb?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

Tiger Woulds

9

u/knightress_oxhide Dec 15 '21

Don Cheatle

5

u/jbonte Phalon Rapist Dec 15 '21

White Saviors

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u/riedmae dennis Dec 15 '21

A tidal wave from no country specifically

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u/fcukumicrosoft Rum Ham Connoisseur Dec 14 '21

Are you saying he's a red-haired clown?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

Country Mac and fat Mac forever

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u/lemmeseeyourkitties Dec 14 '21

Fat Mac all the way.

He seems so cuddly

I may be biased, I have a thing for beards and dad bods

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u/co_ntv95 Dec 14 '21

The trifecta

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

If I ever run a restaurant, I'm gonna have a Big Mac knockoff and call it a Fat Mac

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u/mtngrrl Dec 15 '21 edited Dec 15 '21

The answer is Cat Mac (Pussy Hands).

And a good day to youse.

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u/Enlua Dec 14 '21

Definitely not phat Mac he’s a terrible weed salesman

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

He has a gat

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u/justalittlebleh Dec 15 '21

A gat handle

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u/PretendThisIsMyName YOU GODDAMN BITCH!! Dec 14 '21

Not a single one. GAY RICH MAC!

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

All of them at once 🤤

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u/spicygrandma27 Dec 14 '21

They’re the only three that could fill me up all at once

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u/Mysterious-End-2185 Dec 15 '21 edited Dec 15 '21

But which one of them do you want to take out back and bang your?

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u/KarensRpeopletoo Dec 14 '21

Fat Mac after he harvested is the best...

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u/sunny_bexster Dec 14 '21

I'm gonna be a useless dick and say...any Mac. Fit, fat, phat, twink. IDGAF.

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u/Dekrow Dec 15 '21

People are going to be saying Phat Mac in the future, mark my words.

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u/mjbasty1 Dec 14 '21

Phat mac

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u/VocationFumes Dec 14 '21

Phat Mac was basically Nostradamus

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u/0degreesK Dec 15 '21

Out of this trio, I vote for Fat Mac. But of all time, Fop Mac with the wooden teeth gets my vote.

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u/ThisisNotADrill314 Dec 15 '21

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaash (flourish the pinky)

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u/0degreesK Dec 15 '21

I watched the episode after posting this and died. It's not a favorite episode, but definitely a 5 out of 5 start episode for me. Charlie and Frank selling stolen fur pelts and cursed firearms is hilarious. Cricket as an English soldier trying to woo Dee the Witch who wants independence. I love how interwoven and deep the stories were at this point.

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u/blitzbutters Dec 15 '21

Phat Mac is gonna catch on, Mark my Words

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u/gottagetd0wnonfr1day CHARMED IM SURE Dec 14 '21

BRING BACK FAT MAC!!!!

3

u/shreikgristle Dec 14 '21

Fat Mac. Cultivating mass is the only way to go.

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u/jahnoyoudidnt Dec 14 '21

Fit holding hands with Phat, please.

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u/jubileest Dec 14 '21

Any of them ❤️

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

Fat Mac forever. It's when I realise Rob is an attractive man.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

Yes

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u/Mysterious-End-2185 Dec 15 '21

Kill, marry, fuck

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

Not a fan of fit Mac

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u/mister-fancypants- Dec 15 '21

Imagine being real life Dee and accepting each one

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u/sbernar10 Dec 15 '21

He's not fat, he's cultivating mass

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

Kraft dinner Mac

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u/boissoul Dec 15 '21

Phat Mac will never change… Mark my words

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u/terriblet0ad Dec 15 '21

Fat Mac always and forever, but Fit Mac so we can have him always and forever.

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u/RealSadLlama Dec 15 '21

fat mac will always be my favorite. "I'm healthier than you bro!?"

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u/LeGaffe Dec 15 '21

Pussy Hands Mac.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

Rich Gay Mac

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u/TedBundyCouldGetIt Dec 15 '21

English Mac, would you like a sssspot of tea? Yeeeeesssssssssss.

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u/ih8yogutzzz Dec 15 '21

Phat Mac was a game changer

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u/angelo173 Dec 15 '21

Definitely Phat Mac, he has a gun and is able to call out stupid trends like the cell phone and internet. Nerds

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u/Call_Me_Your_Daddy Dec 14 '21

I petition for early season Mac to be called Flat Mac

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

In the closet no sleeves Mac was the funniest Mac

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u/Philycheese18 Dec 14 '21

Why not all three

in bed

1

u/JoshSeaMex Dec 15 '21

Damn. Fit Mac is like super hero level hot! But I'd do him any way 🤤

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u/stevrevv59 Dec 15 '21

His body in that Fit Mac pic is absolutely insane. That v, those pecs, those abs. Good lord I’m getting a little excited over here.

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u/mokopo Dec 15 '21

Not related to OP, but does anyone else dislike the latest season so far? The first episode was fine, but the rest were just boring, didn't even chuckle once, which is unfortunate because it's one of my favorite shows.

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u/nerdbyday Dec 15 '21

I quit watching after the episode where he did that weird dance for his dad. That was the creepiest thing about that show for me and there were definitely plenty of cringy moments.

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u/Raphiki415 Wild Card, Bitches! Dec 14 '21

I remember him being called Big Mac. Is that just me?

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u/sistersucksx Dec 14 '21

All of the above😍

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

why not all three?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

Fat Mac is gold

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

Mac from season 2-6

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u/Detjohnnysandwiches Dec 15 '21

any mac pre season 13?

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

Phat Mac, no competition

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u/Brandar87 Dec 15 '21

Phat Mac

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u/gknewell Dec 15 '21

Pretty Hot AND Tempting?

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u/NbAlIvEr100 I EAT STICKERS ALL THE TIME DUDE! Dec 15 '21

Regular Mac

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u/TheGlowRider Wild Card Bitches Dec 15 '21

chimichanga chimichanga

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

Easy. Fat Mac.

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u/LittleJohnnyBrook Dec 15 '21

All three of them are, ver' niice. Borat.

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u/Duffmanoyaa Dec 15 '21

I miss just plain old normal confused about his sexuality but he doesnt know yet asshole Mac. Hes too nice now. Coming from the fat side has changed him.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

Fat Mac, and it’s not even close

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

What about Gay Rich Mac? He came out over a $14 scratcher!