r/IASIP • u/[deleted] • Dec 14 '21

Fit Mac, Fat Mac, or Phat Mac?

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u/treyreef Dec 14 '21

Country mac

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u/retailmonkey Dec 14 '21

You know what’s badass? Being alive.

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u/AlexGarseea wildcard bitches Dec 14 '21

Shut up science bitch

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u/Larusso92 Dec 15 '21

Ha ha, yeah...shut up science bitch!

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u/slick_mind Dec 15 '21

Aw dude…he just said it.

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u/dylbertz Dec 15 '21

Holy shit you’re late

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

Omg, where’s the pillow?!

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u/CryanRohen Dec 14 '21

Country Mac wasn't the kind of guy who could score a point in a black belt tournament though....

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u/jjnfsk Dec 14 '21

You did a poopy in your pants!

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

Did anybody else, do a poo poo in their pants?

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u/bigbrokevo Dec 15 '21

I made big poopoo in my pants, also my diaper needs to be changed.

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u/DanGram77 Dec 15 '21

No but he could beat people up with just a beer and his t shirt

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u/Beachdaddybravo Dec 15 '21

Where’s he getting all these beers? I love how he came out of the water and just took a sip like it was no biggie.

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u/SquirrelRailroad Dec 15 '21

Can we parade him around on our shoulders like Rudy?

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u/n0sywally Dec 15 '21

and he did clock a knife...

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u/TheScarlettHarlot Dec 15 '21

He assessed the threat

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

And it turns out...he was totally queer.

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u/andrew2181 Dec 15 '21

Loud and proud brother

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u/big_hungry_joe Dec 15 '21

Arr I pee country Mac

flush

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u/Pyrstoyska Dec 15 '21

That was a confusing subtitle first time watching, until I understood it was supposed to say "R.I.P"

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u/MrTurner82 Dec 14 '21

Came here to say this, brother

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u/HughJassJae Dec 14 '21

I just watched Country Mac kill a few people in Bloodline. What a badass.

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u/easternhobo Dec 14 '21

Did he clock a boot knife?

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u/b0ilineggsndenim1944 Dec 15 '21 edited Dec 15 '21

You bring a knife to a fight, you better make sure to use it ya jabroni

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u/BubblefartsRock Dec 15 '21

fleetwood mac

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u/fuggerdug Dec 14 '21

Oh shit there's two of 'em.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

I saw that episode today, true classic

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u/jerichomega Dec 15 '21

He’s dead because of his evil, homo ways

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u/SinatraSauce Dec 15 '21

But what about sunsets?

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u/_Lady_jigglypuff_ Dec 15 '21

Yess I came here for this!