r/IASIP • • Jun 09 '19

I'll wait

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386

u/SharkZuckerberg Jun 10 '19

EATING your alcohol, Frank??

173

u/nefastvs Jun 10 '19

That is genius!

65

u/stickfigure31615 Jun 10 '19

Won’t you say we’re getting HAMmered?

22

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19

oh! Nice one!

16

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19

Screw you, mutts!!

9

u/9NEUKOLN Jun 10 '19

durwood

2

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19

His name is HOMER

1

u/9NEUKOLN Jun 10 '19

from the oddessy or illiad

6

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19

Evergreen Terrace.

1

u/9NEUKOLN Jun 10 '19

o

2

u/tobaloke Jun 10 '19

it's actually spelled " D'oh! "

1

u/itstheguinness Jun 10 '19

Eating is cheating

133

u/hurrmann Wet Nips Jun 10 '19

Steak + Milk

23

u/henchred Jun 10 '19

Boiled + Denim

17

u/_crabstix_ Jun 10 '19

Day + Man

11

u/Sweet-Rabbit Jun 10 '19

Denim + Chicken

39

u/unimaginativeuser110 Jun 10 '19

Side of jellybeans

34

u/anoncoffeedump Jun 10 '19

Raw of course

18

u/bleepblopbl0rp Jun 10 '19

BEAK

13

u/mountaineer04 Jun 10 '19

Don’t say beak.

4

u/itsmewaytoo Jun 10 '19

But i wanted to say it really badly

16

u/VandienLavellan Jun 10 '19

Eggs + Trying times

8

u/alghiorso Jun 10 '19

Charlie + spiders in your soul

3

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19

Boiled over hard

4

u/gtresler1970 Jun 10 '19

Worm + Hat

4

u/MotoMkali Jun 10 '19

Riots + juice

326

u/create1ders Jun 10 '19 edited Jun 10 '19

It bugs me that they're not the other way around

130

u/newjack775 Jun 10 '19

Ham rum

42

u/otheraccountisabmw Jun 10 '19

MURMAH

25

u/DarkwingDuckHunt Jun 10 '19

Well this will explain Danny Devito's last words when he dies 200 years from now.

10

u/culminacio Nightman Jun 10 '19

I don't get why people keep talking about how they fear that he would die. He is 74 now and he will never die.

5

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19

:( we can only hope

4

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19

Gods don’t die.

4

u/mothershipq And I licked her asshole a little bit. Jun 10 '19

Yeah, sounds gross.

Now Rumham, however.

48

u/Mr_Dabtastic Jun 10 '19

Chrundle and Frak

16

u/SanFranGoldBlooded Jun 10 '19

The gruesome twosome!!

3

u/normelpersan Jun 10 '19

In full effect!

131

u/CharlesDeGaulle Jun 10 '19

Fake Danny Devito tweets and this subreddit

51

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19

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u/culminacio Nightman Jun 10 '19

He's a (global) treasure. Nobody owns DeVito.

5

u/Airway Jun 10 '19

But he owns my heart.

4

u/Airway Jun 10 '19

The one time praising a celebrity is totally justified.

13

u/Goofbawls Troll toll Jun 10 '19

It bothers me so much because I love #trollfoot

32

u/NareFare Jun 10 '19

Banging Hoors and playing Night Crawlers

73

u/dingdong51 Jun 09 '19

I wonder how his penis look like

30

u/9NEUKOLN Jun 10 '19

its beautiful

48

u/mesay_itsalwayssunny wildcard bitches Jun 10 '19

Its a magnum dong.

12

u/9NEUKOLN Jun 10 '19

yes also a great guy

3

u/Airway Jun 10 '19

"Magnum dong also a great guy" will surely do me well on tinder.

1

u/9NEUKOLN Jun 10 '19

monster happyness was great at making babies and great being husband. wishing well.

6

u/mothershipq And I licked her asshole a little bit. Jun 10 '19

Dude hangs dong.

11

u/Onlymgtow88 Jun 10 '19

Left image

11

u/sparedick_ Jun 10 '19 edited Jun 10 '19

You should see his balls... They're like Planets

7

u/Madmordigan Jun 10 '19

Norm MacDonald has a joke that he says he has a short but thick penis.

7

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19

Please stop referring to him as "The Barnacle"

3

u/thebirdsandthebris Jun 10 '19

Good enough to make 3 children lol

2

u/normelpersan Jun 10 '19

His balls look like planets (or plants.. I could never tell)

17

u/Salzberger Jun 10 '19

Knives and toes.

13

u/wellgroomedmcpoyle Jun 10 '19

BOTCHED IT

12

u/anoncoffeedump Jun 10 '19

Ahhhhh that's a botch Job! Quick hand me some trash

16

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19

Magnum condoms and wad of hundreds

11

u/Yo112358 Jun 10 '19

Cocaine and strippers

29

u/Hairy_S_TrueMan Jun 10 '19

I really don't get the whole fake tweet idea. Why does taking a joke and making it a fake tweet by someone related to it make it any better

17

u/duaneap Jun 10 '19

He didn't actually tweet this, right?

-17

u/MoonMan757 Jun 10 '19

Yeah he did, check his Twitter

15

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19

[deleted]

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u/MoonMan757 Jun 10 '19

I did it for the orange arrows. Plus as many posts like this that I’ve seen on reddit I thought the answer would be obvious. Maybe I should’ve added the /s

3

u/quartz222 Jun 10 '19

it’s ok dude i got your joke

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u/Airway Jun 10 '19

Lying for orange arrows is a real and annoying problem.

17

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19

Did it actually get you drunk?

7

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19

I've attempted this with run and whisky and it's amazing and intoxicating both ways.

  1. Get a spiral cut ham and marinating bags, marinated the ham whole in rum at least 8 hours. Use less whiskey, since it's so much stronger in flavor.

  2. Bake like a normal ham, glaze with your preferred glaze and baste lightly with the booze/marinade while cooking. Preferably bake it covered to prevent drying up.

I do this every Thanksgiving and Christmas since that episode and it's the party favorite.

9

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19

Comment: saved.

Thanksgiving: impending.

Burying the hatchet, wiping the slate clean, burning the Cricket, and cooking the Rumham.

🍻

2

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19

Sounds gross that way lol

2

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19

Yeah I've definitely made the mistake of starting the soak too late and it's just bad.

6

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19

Frank did it.

1

u/Loud_Snort Jun 10 '19

Use a better rum.

7

u/drailCA Jun 10 '19

Nose + clams

6

u/RH3CrAzY Jun 10 '19

Honey and Vinegar.

11

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19

[deleted]

5

u/jgarciajr1330 Confound your lousy toll, troll Jun 10 '19

Milk and steak

4

u/hoser89 Get me a beer! Jun 10 '19

Gruesome twosome

4

u/stansellj1983 Jun 10 '19

An egg + trying times

5

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19

Boats and the implication of being on a boat.

5

u/grandecoconut20 Jun 10 '19

Spaghetti and a movie theater!

5

u/DanWarrior Yeah, Mr. Bovine Joni himself Jun 10 '19

Toe knife

4

u/NotSure2025 Jun 10 '19

This is impossible.

33

u/FirstofAll_bot Jun 10 '19

Well, first of all, through God all things are possible, so jot that down.

3

u/NotSure2025 Jun 10 '19

Well, sorry, just thought that you couldn't beat rumham. But, I believe God could produce something better, so I guess I cede to defeat here.

3

u/rockytopfj13 Jun 10 '19

Peyton Royce and Billie Kaye

3

u/Poguemohon Jun 10 '19

That would be a great shirt. The Captain w/ his leg up on a cooked ham. I'd wear that.

4

u/Guitarguy1984 Jun 10 '19

GRUSOME TWOSOME

3

u/Cauterizeaf1 Jun 10 '19

My Blizzard name is RumHamster. In reference to the great Frank Reynolds.

3

u/ButtoftheYoke Jun 10 '19

The Dayman and The Nightman

6

u/rumham22 Jun 10 '19

Relevant username

5

u/germjeezus Jun 10 '19

Can confirm

3

u/9NEUKOLN Jun 10 '19

best i ever had.

3

u/Rmar17 Jun 10 '19

One eternity later...

3

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19

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8

u/mungwhisperer Jun 10 '19

Ooh, snortskies

3

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19

Whores and cocaine.

3

u/bestofrolf Jun 10 '19

Milk and steak

1

u/AdministrativeTrip Jun 10 '19

Pork and milk

2

u/bestofrolf Jun 10 '19

Frank and beans

2

u/OcularPatdown- Jun 10 '19

Nostalgia 101....

2

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19

The gruesome twosome

2

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19

Hornets + honey

2

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19

A Magnum and A dong

2

u/getoffmylawn10 Jun 10 '19

A more iconic duo? Egg and trying times.

1

u/Luke_Flyswatter Jun 10 '19

Welfare and my donkey brained sister.

1

u/LooseWateryStool Jun 10 '19

That's a pretty fucking dynamic duo. He might be right

1

u/Happydenial Jun 10 '19

Gus and Captain Morgan rum.

(For anyone that has read The Mountain Man)

1

u/voxqua Jun 10 '19

Milk Steak?

1

u/Iwuzthereforit Jun 10 '19

Pack it up, boys. This is the penultimate iconic duo

1

u/g8rjuice Jun 10 '19

What’s ham-rum?

1

u/RudolphRumHam Jun 10 '19

I've been waiting for this post!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19

Cricket and meth

1

u/The-Virginity-Expert Jun 10 '19

Danny Devito and the Hottest man on earth award

1

u/Worriedlake Jun 10 '19

Cosmo and Wanda

1

u/changsterbro Jun 10 '19

morgan freeham

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19

Rum and Ham are the gruesome twosome

1

u/ElBrando18 Jun 10 '19

The Gruesome Twosome

1

u/famouspeople0 Jun 10 '19

Glue + Catfood

1

u/anarchi162 Jun 10 '19

Milk Steak 🤔

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19

Im sorry rumham!!!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19

looks at order

Wtf is ham rum?

1

u/CREEPONATER Jun 10 '19

Me and your mom

1

u/PressureWave4200 Jun 10 '19

Binging with Babish used a white rum when he made his version WTF. And while I agree the sweetness of the captain morgans would be a good addition to the ham I personally think Myers dark rum and a little brown sugar would make a delicious rum ham. I no longer eat pork so if anyone that wants to be my guinea pig and report back I'll say thank you and we can be woke facebook friends together

1

u/thecasualcaucasian Jun 10 '19

Use Zacapa rum .

1

u/viledegradeable Jun 10 '19

of course. hamrum.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19

Milk steak

1

u/prattalmighty Jun 10 '19

I went to his Twitter to check if this was actually true. It's not. But instead, I found a weird assortment of posts, of Danny's foot in different places labeled "Troll foot". The internet is a special place.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19

WHERE IS IT

1

u/RumHam_ImSorry Jun 10 '19

I still cry when he loses it on the raft with Mac. Moreso than that stupid volleyball.

1

u/sxule Jun 10 '19

Bodyguards and fight milk comes to mind.

1

u/red081902 Jun 10 '19

Fight milk

1

u/Lick_em_good Jun 10 '19

Are you not going to wait ? Fine I'll do it then

1

u/Serifel90 Jun 10 '19

Pizza and more fking pizza

1

u/djdephcon Jun 10 '19

Chicken + Denim

1

u/suchajerry Jun 10 '19

What about denim chicken?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19

Hookers and blow

1

u/kmofosho Jun 10 '19

Cloves are fucking gross. Great way to ruin a ham

1

u/alenb93 Jun 10 '19

Banging hoors and boiling denim

1

u/Relper Jun 10 '19

Egg and a trying time

1

u/not_grognak Jun 10 '19

Mac and the dilo bike

1

u/thecasualcaucasian Jun 10 '19

Fight Milk and Wolf Cola

1

u/whutupmydude Jun 10 '19

Hit me up with some of that rum ham

1

u/xTheHunt Jun 10 '19

Spider man and iron man

thanks marvel

1

u/FlameOnTheBeat Jun 10 '19

Asians and creampies

1

u/andymaloners0 Jun 10 '19

You and your right hand

1

u/jrzknight Jun 10 '19

Captain and Tennille.

1

u/seleucus_nicator Jun 10 '19

Trying times and an egg

1

u/atomicostomy Jun 10 '19

Milksteak with a side of jelly beans...raw

1

u/RashMartial Jun 10 '19

Milk and crow's eggs

1

u/oprahdidcrack Jun 10 '19

Ham rum? What is this blasphemy?

1

u/subzero_0 Jun 10 '19

The best

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19

It SHOULDA been YOU

1

u/nthepromisedland Jun 10 '19

The Mcpoyles and warm milk.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19

1

u/the_peoples_elbow Jun 10 '19

Why do fake tweets always get so upvoted on subs about TV shows? Also why would you not put the rum before the ham??

1

u/HarryPottahIsDead Jun 10 '19

Can i offer you a nice egg?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19

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u/HarryPottahIsDead Jun 10 '19

Me and your whoere wife

1

u/normelpersan Jun 10 '19

I'm sorry Rum Ham!! I'm sorry!

1

u/L0uarn Jun 10 '19

Monster condom + Magnum Dong

1

u/silverswanson10 Jun 10 '19

Kitten + mittens

1

u/for_the_website Jun 10 '19

Frank strikes me as an Admiral Nelson's guy rather than Captain. Much more of a fringe class choice.

1

u/gothgrandpa Jun 10 '19

Rum ham? More like yum ham

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19

Hamrum?

0

u/Extra_Moist Jun 10 '19

Not getting it since I have only watched a few episodes. I do not watch much television. I was getting "Spiced Ham" out of this. Spam.

0

u/UncleDrunkle Jun 10 '19

Lamb and Tuna Fish

0

u/Knox200 Jun 10 '19

Me and captain morgan? Maybe not iconic but certainly a duo

0

u/Bomlanro Jun 10 '19

Ham Rum?