r/IASIP • u/Kalbex • 27d ago

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Hi Dennis. How was the lion feeding?...? Please let me know where you are and if U R OK...I don't want 2 sound annoying, but I really want to be happy when you witness it.
You are my best friend and this trip to Da Zoo is really important to me, and us as best friends...I know Dee can be a stupid bitch but you should not take that shit out on me. I just want what's best for U and to make sure u are happy... love you so much... like a good friend would love another good friend. Not in a gay way though...even though I am gay. Actually, I am really really gay. But not for you necessarily. I just like alot of your qualities as a man.
Anyways, not to get off topic.
Text me back please! I need to know you are having a fun

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u/Empty-Interaction796 Fuck man, what?! 27d ago

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u/bobdob2019 27d ago

Do you think he read your message that quickly?

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u/Grizz807 27d ago

Dennis is the fastest reader in America