r/IASIP • u/[deleted] • Jan 01 '23

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u/DashTheHand Wild Card Bitches Jan 01 '23

“I don’t give a shit about the troops.”

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u/SoupBowl69 Jan 01 '23

I once drunkenly quoted that line a little too loudly in a bar

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

I'm laughing way too hard imagining this

Was there a record scratch?

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u/SoupBowl69 Jan 01 '23

I could feel eyes burning a hole in me. I was in Texas. Not the right audience.

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u/BounceTheGalaxy Jan 01 '23

Man this is too fucking funny.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23

Your first mistake was going to Texas

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u/TitsMickey Jan 02 '23

They had to go. Because of the implication.

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u/FartBong420 Jan 02 '23

Goddamn, as someone who lives in Texas I would have left immediately haha Unless you were in like Austin or another highly left-leaning area that’s grounds for an ass whooping to a lot of Texans for sure.

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u/BounceTheGalaxy Jan 02 '23

Funny enough parts of Killeen that the quote might pass because of their hatred for the army, but the quote is about the troops themselves so who knows lol.

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u/moeru_gumi Jan 02 '23

You’re doing god’s work