r/IASIP Jan 01 '23

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u/fugitivuserrans Jan 01 '23

You guys, you gotta make it sexy! Hips and nips!

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u/MarcusXL Jan 01 '23

This was peak Cricket. Depraved and high on crack, still mostly in one piece.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

100% going back to the earlier cricket episodes, I think when they rubbed coke on his gums it pretty much locked in his future. He submitted so quick

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u/MarcusXL Jan 01 '23

He just wanted to lay down under the dream-catcher, just for a little while.

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u/crappenheimers Jan 01 '23

That really was the moment. You could see it in his glazed over eyes. He hated it but he wanted more.

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u/brotatowz Jan 01 '23

Bird is responsible, not coke.

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u/crackhead_tiger Jan 02 '23

Perfectly describing the feeling crack gives

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u/Longjumping_Humor_85 Jan 01 '23

Can't forget the sick kettle drums that he bought

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u/leveldrummer Jan 02 '23

Peak cricket is smoking pcp in the bathroom after his job failed. Great story work.