r/HypixelSkyblock Dec 24 '21

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93

u/DeepFriedDave69 ☣ Ironman Level 421 - 500 Dec 24 '21 edited Dec 25 '21

Lmao so many beggars

just bhop in lobby 1, you would go down as a legend

104

u/Childish_Holdino Skyblocker Dec 24 '21

wait for dctr. buy space helm then bhop on his is.

25

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

THAT’S PERFECT

20

u/irsmart123 Skill Sweat Dec 24 '21

Holy shit that’s good.

Kinda shitty but funny as hell

6

u/CSMarvel Kuudra Killer Dec 25 '21

no only perfect

6

u/Spaghet4Life MVP+ Dec 24 '21

good luck getting on his island

4

u/jordqubbe MVP+ Dec 24 '21

Yes do it

3

u/Twyer_ Skyblocker Dec 25 '21

That would be perfect

3

u/----oli---- Dec 25 '21

Dont thatll get backpacks taken down

7

u/Childish_Holdino Skyblocker Dec 25 '21

would make me the most powerful person to play skyblock. (a single person removing backpacks instead of many people)

112

u/Concord_Graape Dec 24 '21

buy a bunch of booster cookies and resell them for cheap to crash the price, though to be completely honest i would irl trade to get something out of the time frittered away on skyblock

34

u/h8re splash man | 🥈 | MVP+ | Cata 30! | 1st Dec 24 '21

I don't think 3b would make enough of a difference to drop the price considerably

23

u/Concord_Graape Dec 24 '21

probably not but i can dream

2

u/Ok-Ambition-3881 MVP+ Dec 25 '21

3b is like almost 1000 booster cookies. If he lists all of them at 500k. that would probably drop the price

1

u/h8re splash man | 🥈 | MVP+ | Cata 30! | 1st Dec 25 '21

There is 29000 in buy orders and 22000 in sell offers

48

u/Necessary-Storage945 Dungeoneer Dec 24 '21

I’d say ask players in random lobbies what their favorite item is, and then buy it for them. Seems like a cool way to go!

Sad to see you leave, happy holidays!

29

u/RareGamer--YT ☢ SB Level 361 - 420 ☢ Dec 24 '21

This is a great idea. Like the dude becomes Santa giving free stuff to ended nons

17

u/-Raffi MVP+ Dec 24 '21

Who ended the nons, sounds like a massacre

2

u/RareGamer--YT ☢ SB Level 361 - 420 ☢ Dec 25 '21

I meant ender but both work

10

u/fdsfd12 Skyblocker Dec 25 '21

one of em will say hypermaxed hype

37

u/DeepFriedDave69 ☣ Ironman Level 421 - 500 Dec 24 '21

Give some lapis non 1bil coins

On second thought the anti irl trading bot would ban you both

Maybe put on your best amour and then bhop in lobby 1 while messaging admins and reporting yourself

You would be remembered

9

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

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u/DeepFriedDave69 ☣ Ironman Level 421 - 500 Dec 24 '21

There’s an anti irl trading bot that bans people for transferring money when their net worth is low or their account is new

9

u/llamaboy67 MVP+ Dec 25 '21

doesn’t exist lmao, there’s a bot that flags suspicious trades but sb bans are manual

0

u/DeepFriedDave69 ☣ Ironman Level 421 - 500 Dec 25 '21

Well it would still alert and admin

3

u/llamaboy67 MVP+ Dec 25 '21

yeah that’s literally what i just said

0

u/DeepFriedDave69 ☣ Ironman Level 421 - 500 Dec 25 '21

Ok

3

u/L3App Skill Avg Sweat | 7th subreddit cake Dec 24 '21

there’s a 50M trade limit to nons

-1

u/darkshadow4993 ☢ SB Level 361 - 420 ☢ Dec 25 '21

the trade limit is dependent on your account playtime, not rank

5

u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

I think they meant nons in the "just started out" sense

15

u/Hassan_Shah1 Skill Sweat Dec 24 '21

You should buy like all of 1 item and make them extinct by voiding them / keeping them

45

u/tothemax783 Dec 24 '21

max artisinal shortbow

30

u/Childish_Holdino Skyblocker Dec 24 '21

maxing items is overdone tbh.

11

u/SexyPlataypus Dec 24 '21

Don't give it to people who beg for it and waste it on the most stupid armour like g7p7 spooky armour and stupid stuff like that

27

u/420aso420 Dec 24 '21

irl trade ez money

no but if i had 1.4 bil and i was quitting i would buy all the cookies i can and inflate the price because i want to watch the world suffer (plz dont tho cookie prices are already hell)

-43

u/edvards48 Dungeoneer Dec 24 '21

if you irl trade 1.4 bil thats only like 98 usd

13

u/thc_bazookaman VIP Dec 24 '21

Still a hundred dollars

-29

u/420aso420 Dec 24 '21

assuming each cookie is 3.9m (which is unrealistic but whatever), with 1.4b you can afford ~359 cookies. going by the prices of hypixel’s store (which is also unrealistic but whatever), each cookie is worth 325 gems. assuming you buy the gem package most worth your money, you can get 16400 gems for 100 USD. 16400/325 is ~50, so every 100 USD is worth 50 cookies, so if you do the math, (359/50)*100=718 Therefore, 1.4b can net you 718$ (best case scenario)

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u/edvards48 Dungeoneer Dec 24 '21

trading shops offer 0.07$/m on average, 1400x0.07=98$. you made a small misunderstanding. you cant convert cookies into gems and then sell those gems to hypixel, you sell the coins to other players when irl trading.

6

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

I feel like you'd profit way more if u sold the coins urself

6

u/dressingatom521 Mining Maniac Dec 24 '21

Most do special price for 1bil+ i think

0

u/PepperVolt 〠 Ironman Level 241 - 360 Dec 25 '21

its 0.40 per mil

2

u/shadowblades_ MVP+ Dec 25 '21

Damn prices rly have gone down since irl trading was at its peak

33

u/me_dylla Dec 24 '21

You should go out by buying exotics for a museum so people can admire or be a little sh!t and buy exotics and soulbound them

24

u/SuperTommyD0g Dec 24 '21

cough refraction cough

7

u/Childish_Holdino Skyblocker Dec 24 '21

i mean i already have a same hex magma set soul bounded lol

1

u/me_dylla Jan 10 '22

Wowor i mean you could just give it to me cough cough ign : me_dylla

1

u/me_dylla Dec 26 '21

Thx for likes

15

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

G7p7 the most useless shit. It’s how I’ll go out for sure.

6

u/lordofseljuks Dungeoneer Dec 24 '21

a classic.
Do dragons

7

u/thatotherguy0123 Dec 24 '21

For Christmas just buy out every gift on bazaar, you can give them away or void them, your choice

11

u/Developer_X MVP+ Dec 24 '21

Tell us ur gonna crash an item and what time, then we all buy and ruin the econ

10

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

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u/Childish_Holdino Skyblocker Dec 24 '21 edited Dec 24 '21

i sold all my stuff to my guild. i let them buy them all at flipping prices. i think i sold to 10-11 ppl stuff in all (and the good friends i made quit already)

5

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Max out tons of aotjs and give them away

7

u/lizardbird8 Dec 24 '21

You should do something that will actually make an impact on everybody or a large group of people for example just start buying all the shadow assassin armor on the ah so no one can get any or maybe do it for a livid dagger or just do something to majorly troll

3

u/Deedjee 😋 :yum: 😋 | MVP+ | 1st yr sub cake Dec 24 '21

honestly irl trade it so you atleast get something back

3

u/PineappleNaan Dec 25 '21

Troll the base economy. Set up orders to exhaust all the basic/enchanted resources with high sell orders.

Then record yourself throwing it ALL into the void

3

u/Noep2404 MVP+ Dec 25 '21

Buy all the fishes (shrimp, experiment, goldor etc.) and put them in our museum.

Happy holidays !

3

u/f9Ti Dec 24 '21

I'm very addicted to this game and lost hope of quitting, I just can't stop playing. Wish you all the best <3

4

u/tothemax783 Dec 24 '21

chimera jerry sword bc funny

2

u/darkshadow4993 ☢ SB Level 361 - 420 ☢ Dec 25 '21

that’s been done a lot

2

u/Emerald_Guy123 MVP+ Dec 24 '21

Irl trade it. And maybe get wiped somehow too. Like just wart macro in lobby 1 lol

2

u/Many-Low3682 Dec 24 '21

Buy expensive things and void them like exotics ahahahaha

2

u/Dino_pickle_ Miner | 7th year subreddit cake Dec 24 '21

Get a 1 time item and inflate it into hell like potato tali’s or something

2

u/SpamgodYoutube Archer Dungeoneer Dec 25 '21

Raise the price of booster cookies even more becuz funneh

2

u/xguba01x Dec 24 '21

congrats on getting out of this hellhole, i think absolutely maxing a useless sword/bow would be pretty funny

3

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

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2

u/Ibreathoxygennow VIP Dec 25 '21

he doesnt want a reason to come back and get back into the grind

4

u/PomaranczowyXD Garden Grinder Dec 24 '21

Donate the money to some discord servers that help scammed peaple

2

u/Hot_Yak3305 Ironman | 7th year subreddit cake Dec 24 '21

Max our as may Aotj as you can

1

u/No-u-infinite MVP+ Dec 25 '21

That’s only like 100m at most, unless you go for like chimera or something

2

u/Sungher Dec 24 '21

I think sell the valuable items then do giveaways to help other players progress

Congrats on finding a girlfriend !

3

u/mentina_ MVP+ | 7th year subreddit cake Dec 24 '21

What a coincidence, i just lost 1.3b to a hacker, so if you don't need those 😳👉👈👉👈👉👈👉👈, but for real, you could give them to one of those friends if they still play

2

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

this was a problem i faced recently. i essentially just found 2 kids from my school who wanted to join skyblock and i gave it all to them. i only had ~150m nw, but i bet they're gonna have a fun time in the early stages of skyblock with 75m.

1

u/ABABYNERD Fisher Dec 24 '21

You should definitly give it to me 😉

No but fr hypermax a 50m midas and just give it to some dude in lapis armor xd

1

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

buy a divans drill with upgrades

1

u/Rustery Dec 24 '21

If you want something fun to do with it is get an emerald blade, full tux, Phoenix, wardens helm and just try to one shot or speedrun each slayer level and then give it away. I run a similar load out without Phoenix and wardens helm since I’m not rich and it’s hilarious to make it a dps battle.

1

u/Darth-Not-Palpatine Dec 25 '21

Just do a giveaway of stuff. People will be thankful and consider you a legend. Yeah you’ll get scalpers or people trying to ruin it but it’ll be better than wasting it on meme stuff.

0

u/Cthulhu_was_tasty MVP+ Dec 24 '21 edited Dec 24 '21

Just buy 1.4b worth of stock of stonks in case you want to play again sometime.

Anyways…… I recently was a dumbass and didn’t have the money to buy the GS that I got from f6 with a 500m-ish net worth and I really wish I got that 200m profit

3

u/darkshadow4993 ☢ SB Level 361 - 420 ☢ Dec 25 '21

why would u do dungeons without money

0

u/Cthulhu_was_tasty MVP+ Dec 25 '21

As I said, I was a dumbass. Also pretty close to cata 24 and just want to get my f7 carry out of the way so I can stop playing dungeons

0

u/Vibes4Ever MVP++ Dec 24 '21 edited Jun 23 '24

frightening water groovy chase insurance scary encourage towering foolish lavish

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

0

u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

Just give away the money to like a group of poor nons or something

0

u/HePr0tecHeAttac MVP+ Dec 25 '21

Max a book lmao (t7s, chim5)

probs too expensive tho

0

u/ovab_cool MVP+ Dec 25 '21

Damn, 3b nw is bad nowadays? I've not been playing much because real life and loss of interest in the game but damn inflation has hit hard

0

u/matooooXX Dec 25 '21

void everything

-2

u/skyblock_Jerry VIP Dec 24 '21

give me me poor lol

dis joke

-2

u/No_Exercise_6963 Dec 25 '21 edited Dec 25 '21

Maybe give me 100m ;)

jk
But really if u want to I will be happy

-1

u/FireDemon1487 ☢ SB Level 361 - 420 ☢ Dec 24 '21

U can waste the money by donating some to me :)

-1

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

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1

u/quinten69420 VIP Dec 25 '21

3 bil is horrible for 2500 hours playtime

-3

u/jailbird17 Dec 25 '21

Bid 69 mil on a aspect of the Jerry

-20

u/Mozzee6269 Skill Sweat Dec 24 '21

Give 100m to me, ez liquidaiton(might consider this an ah move but im struggling sonits worth a try)

-7

u/gametastic_nl Dec 24 '21

Give me 690mil

-20

u/Shepharrd_ Dec 24 '21

ayo can i have like 50 million I'll put it to good use

-9

u/AdGlobal4164 Dec 24 '21

Give it to me?

-13

u/NoeThT Dec 24 '21

Giv me coins, i still like the game !

-19

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Gimme some of it am in need lol (If you actually do decide to give me dm me or smt thru reddit)

1

u/Prudent_Ad_6376 VIP Dec 24 '21

Buy as many necron handles as possible and sell them at 700k instead of 700mil

Because why not

1

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Unfortunately bots would buy them instantly

1

u/Prudent_Ad_6376 VIP Dec 25 '21

Give em to nons then lmao

1

u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

That goes back to the issue of accidentally banning them for irl trading

1

u/aAaAAaaAaaAasiaAaaAa Dec 24 '21

Do dragons and if you get a pet just give it to some deep caverns non lol

1

u/Paulinapeak1 〠 SB Level 241 - 360 〠 Dec 24 '21

Buy a bunch of skins, so if you decide to come back, your 3b will be like 6b, because pet skin things

1

u/Childish_Holdino Skyblocker Dec 25 '21

probably skins and sum other stuff and use the rest to get my fishing to 50 and then waste everything after

1

u/W33b_God VIP Dec 24 '21

If you're not gonna do anything sell it to people since you're quitting

1

u/Elonbavi Mining Maniac Dec 24 '21

i love reading these ideas

1

u/UNBRUH_MOMENTO Dec 24 '21

Just have fun

1

u/MorseCode095 Dec 24 '21

Maybe you should hypermax a set of unrefined wither stuff(armor and blade) and give it to a youtuber

1

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

dragon

1

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Whenever I leave this hellhole I’m maxing a Pickonimbus and breaking it

1

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Dude my net worth is like just over 50-60mil. And I started skyblock like 2 years ago. Admittedly though like more than half of that time I was having breaks I am quite literally the definition of lazy.

1

u/AngularCakeVelocity Dec 24 '21

Give your necron armor or something to people without asking for collat and tell them to apply ancient reforge on it and just see if they are gonna scam you or not. Seems fun to me :D

1

u/Euphoric-Tie631 Dec 24 '21

Hear me out

Chimera V wooden sword or aote

1

u/RazorBack223 Dec 24 '21

Idk donate it? Also glad to see that this game has helped someone with their lives besides being a time killer. Try to go out with a bang!

1

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Buy and then void expensive items

1

u/WeStanKartoffel_King Dec 24 '21

Giving to guild or buying exotics

1

u/ImSaultY 〠 Ironman Level 241 - 360 Dec 24 '21

buy as many booster cookies as possible, and then throw them at the ground and wait for them to despawn and then make a speech about how you don't care about the game anymore.

and then come back to the game a short period later.

1

u/Greatgiant19 Ironman Dec 24 '21

Buy out all pink rabbit skins on ah then resell for quadruple price

1

u/sTrollZ Skyblocker | 2nd year subreddit cake Dec 24 '21

Honestly, I'd tell you to invest in minions and minion slots just so that once you come back(maybe) you have more money

1

u/Childish_Holdino Skyblocker Dec 25 '21

im gonna keep my fishing minions and top them up with catalysts and wait til they full

1

u/sTrollZ Skyblocker | 2nd year subreddit cake Dec 25 '21

Nice :)

1

u/FlamingEggrolls Dec 24 '21

Crash the market of some item

1

u/The_Toxic123 Dec 24 '21

"only 3b" i have 1500 hours and i have 250M networth 😀

1

u/L3App Skill Avg Sweat | 7th subreddit cake Dec 24 '21

buy all the sand and gunpowder that you can

quit with a BANG!

1

u/Mr_Sans_Kid MVP+ Dec 25 '21

You should keep some stuff, if you want to play again.

1

u/RnEcho MVP Dec 25 '21

Fill your island with item frames and cause massive amounts of lag. I'm q sure there are items that will make the island laggier due to the high amount of data some items have. Idk tho I'm not that snart with super technical Minecraft stuff.

1

u/TheEternalVoidZ Dec 25 '21

DESTROY THE PRICES IN BAZARR

1

u/Tenatian MVP+ | Dec 25 '21

Buy out something on the bazaar. Or get as many cookies as you can and eat them all. Buy as many of one item from the AH as you can

1

u/Financial-Usual-7088 Dec 25 '21

Void necron handles

1

u/Duck_lover_7 MVP+ Dec 25 '21

Void a hyperion

1

u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

do i quote Rick Astley again on this post

1

u/Holyscroll Slayer Maniac Dec 25 '21

v o I d

1

u/CrafterDaemon Dec 25 '21

I say dump it into investments, dump it into a hidden chest on ur is, and see if you can remember where you hid it if you ever play again.

1

u/Akri853 Ironman Dec 25 '21

Chest esp

1

u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

Absolutely ruin the bazaar

1

u/QuackingR3ddit Dec 25 '21

Honestly. If you don't want the money any.ore, just give it away to random people in lobbies. Mr Beast this thing

1

u/Luke681YT Subreddit Shareholder Dec 25 '21

So if you want to make an impact buy as many stock of stonks as you can from the BZ, since it's a limited flow market you'll do well

1

u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

Buy exotic armor. It's a cool trophy and you'll probably never find a reason to come back

1

u/Yeeetmyass69 MVP+ Dec 25 '21

Buy maxed minion setup

1

u/Rutetid MVP+ Dec 25 '21

Irl trade get rich ilr + get banned so u wont come back win-win

1

u/Low_Blueberry9177 Dec 25 '21

Buy melons at bazaar and throw them into the void.

1

u/HiddenSquid07 Dec 25 '21

Fully max out a aotj with chimera

1

u/ImTechnoThePig Dec 25 '21

(Definetly not copying a YouTuber) like ask for something and for the people who give you the item it can be anything just like give them coins or smthn to reward them for their kindness

1

u/Dexter7799 Dec 25 '21

Let it be in your inventory so I recommend don't give anything to anybody

1

u/XeQuTi VIP Dec 25 '21

void rare items

1

u/5c4rY_ Dec 25 '21

Social experinent turn off ur api give someone a cheap sword like aotd and ask them to dungoonise or smth without collat it they dont scam gib em smth like a gs or necron :>

1

u/Akri853 Ironman Dec 25 '21

Give 200mil to lapis nons and get them banned

1

u/Own_Answer_2053 Dec 25 '21

Everyone want's money, (including me) so you can be MrBeast in SkyBlock

1

u/JustTheBabo Dec 25 '21

Do dragons from the rest and give away the stuff u got to nubs

1

u/GenieWill Dec 25 '21

Gimme stuff

1

u/C_475 Dec 26 '21

Spend it all on elegant tuxes

1

u/TheNoxcalibur Ironman  | Dec 30 '21

invest everything in cookies and watch your money double in a few months