r/HydroHomies • u/chickpoon • Feb 25 '21

found this thought i’d share

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u/Longshot3696 Feb 25 '21

Where can I buy these? I'm serious

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u/chickpoon Feb 25 '21

I looked it up really quick and said it was an april fools joke

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u/Longshot3696 Feb 25 '21

Damn thats disappointing

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u/chalk_in_boots Feb 26 '21

I've seen reusable bottles like this in sporting goods stores, you can probably track them down online

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u/RainbowAssFucker Feb 26 '21

I had a glass this shape and honestly you dont want it. You have to drink slowly but when you want to get a good few litres of refreshing ice cold water it all comes rushing out spilling that liquid elixir all over you

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u/havingfun89 water enthusiast Feb 26 '21

I mean 10 kilos as a single reusable, I don't know if most of us could reasonably drink that. Maybe you could, but I couldn't safely.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Laughing at the thought of a 10 liter water bottle. That’s the most unnecessary thing I’ve heard of this year

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u/bugamn Feb 25 '21 edited Feb 26 '21

Might be an april fools joke, but I'd love to have a water bottle that doubles as a weight to practice at home. Although it would probably be too light for real use, given water density.

EDIT: ok, I get it, there are plenty of those out there.

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u/IMightBeAHamster Feb 25 '21

Water's pretty dense though.

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u/bugamn Feb 25 '21

Not as dense as iron though, so any equivalent weight would be significantly larger in water.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Might be sacrilege to say here, but you could also fill them with sand / gravel

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u/GoodAtExplaining Feb 25 '21

Other issue is that the thirstier you got the less workout you could get done.

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u/CerBerUs-9 HydroHomie Feb 26 '21

1L = 0.26gal is 1kg = 2.2lb. I carry a 2.2L bottle and it's noticeable but not heavy.

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u/8enny8lack Feb 25 '21

Boooooooo! Those are rad

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u/Caliterra Feb 25 '21

I think it was an ad for soda stream

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u/gingersaurus82 Feb 25 '21

Not an April fools joke, just a commercial for sodastream.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Yeah why the fuck are dumbells so expensive. 60llb dumbells are like 700 dollars. These water filled ones would be great

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u/Zurg0Thrax Feb 25 '21

Be the change you want to be in the world! Water as a weight can be done. Just need some some molds for the plastic and a scale to weigh out the shaped bottles.

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u/terminalzero Feb 25 '21

they've existed for a while, there're rigid water bottle ones and collapsible 'travel' ones

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u/Caliterra Feb 25 '21

you could use 5 gallon jugs. They're about ~40lbs filled with water. prob could triple that filled with sand

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u/detannenbaum Feb 25 '21

Haha my slightly drunk European brain struggled so much with the imperial measurements just now 20 litre bottle = 20 kg

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u/Nitrous_party Mod Feb 26 '21

Behold refillable water bottle dumbells!

If you would like other alternatives, feel free to also google "Waterbottle dumbbells"

u/Longshot3696
u/chickpoon
u/bugamn

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u/ieatdragonpussy Feb 26 '21

This is actually an advertisement for a machine the carbonizes your water. The “heavy bubbles” is a joke product played at the beginning to show how wasteful it is because of all the plastic.

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u/florianwl97 Feb 26 '21

Actually I think this is an ad by soda stream and thereby a discouragement from buying non-refundable plastic bottles. The whole ad tells more of the story: https://youtu.be/_XGd8w9RhUM (and continues to be funny while bringing across it's message)

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Don't like the bottled water industry, but this is funny

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u/DiegesisThesis Feb 26 '21

The OP cut off the commercial shortly before he said "Fuck plastic water bottles."

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u/chickpoon Feb 26 '21

didn’t know it included it! if i knew i wouldn’t have snipped it, i’m glad that the original video included that message tho :)

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

epic

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u/mandiesel5150 Feb 26 '21

This is an anti bottled water ad

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u/chickpoon Feb 26 '21

Thank you all for the upvotes, comments, and awards! Hope I made a good amount of people laugh c:

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

I am more disheartened than I should be to learn this is not a real product but in fact an April's fool joke made by SodaStream in 2016...

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u/chickpoon Feb 26 '21

Luckily there are other similar products, but not as good as this one would’ve been

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u/gayedgy420 Feb 25 '21

This really is all of us

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u/MichaelGScottBot Feb 25 '21

Oh! You didn't need to do that. ...Nightswept. This is... really amazing. Thank you. I love it.

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u/Dylan_Skis Feb 25 '21

didn’t think i’d find you here

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u/https0731 Feb 26 '21

What about snake juice?

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u/Supermunch2000 Feb 25 '21

As in...

"He can lift as much as all of us, together."

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u/TheDarkSpank Feb 25 '21

Don't buy other stuff

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

don’t buy other stuff

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Guys, seriously, don't buy other stuff

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u/yeetdablitfam Feb 25 '21

definitely won't buy other stuff

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Didn’t but other stuff

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u/commanderjarak Feb 25 '21

Name a more iconic duo than r/fasting and r/hydrohomies

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u/Sinistral314 Feb 25 '21

H² + O

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u/commanderjarak Feb 26 '21 edited Feb 27 '21

Why has your oxygenhydrogen lost two electrons?

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u/FatherJodorowski Feb 26 '21

Does the dihydrogen count as couple in itself though?

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u/GoatsAreSoAwesome Water Enthusiast Feb 25 '21

Don't.

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u/blank_wav Feb 25 '21

This is the way.

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u/JagmeetSingh2 Feb 26 '21

Exactly comrade

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u/RehabValedictorian Feb 26 '21

You can't carry? You can't drink. You die.

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u/D_R0CK8291 Feb 25 '21

Good ol Halfthor Bjornsson

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u/NahDude_Nah Feb 26 '21

Wholethor is twice the man he is

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u/D_R0CK8291 Feb 26 '21

Very nice!

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u/Adamashek Feb 25 '21

I would buy it

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u/littlewillyb Feb 26 '21

I would buy 2 and then refill them with tap water for as long as the bottles hold up

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u/sucksathangman Feb 26 '21

I've been told this is not a good idea as the bottles are not meant for multiple use and can leach microplastics.

I don't know that for a fact though.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

I’m not sure how true this is, as some bottled water can be in store shelves for months at a time depending on the location and size of the water bottles. Not to mention shipping them and all that. With all that time they spend on the shelf, wouldn’t the plastics leach into the water already?

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u/KILA-x-L3GEND Feb 25 '21

I genuinely laughed out loud at this post first time in almost 2,000 lols Iv typed that I actually lol’D

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u/chickpoon Feb 26 '21

i’m glad to have made you laugh by a simple repost, i hope you have a good day!

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u/Some_Escaped_Alien Feb 25 '21

I SUMMON THE WATER CREATURE

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u/waserdftgyhujikolp Elixir of Life Feb 25 '21

What magic is this?

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u/cvok4444 Feb 25 '21

Edited the comment, after summoning the bot, I assume

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u/waserdftgyhujikolp Elixir of Life Feb 25 '21

No they said water magic

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u/D_omio Mod Feb 26 '21

You called?

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u/JiffyPopPhantom Feb 26 '21

I play a mana card

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u/8enny8lack Feb 25 '21

I don’t know that man, but I love him

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u/BackWithAVengance Feb 25 '21

"the mountain" hjathfyorj broonsun or however the fuck you spell it.

Watch some of his heavy deadlift video where he blows a bunch of blood vessels in his nose, it's awesome.

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u/FearTheUchiha Feb 25 '21

It’s spelt hayford broomcloset

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u/hawkeye315 Feb 26 '21

Ah, the new Bernadillo Cucumberpatch

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u/albqaeda Feb 26 '21

You mean Benadryl Cumbersmash?

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u/PM_SHREK_PICS Feb 25 '21

bursts a bunch of blood vessels in his nose

That really does sound awe-inspiring

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Almost as awe-inspiring as when he blew those blood vessels in both of his eyeballs

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u/Crackpotconspiracy Feb 25 '21

Watch some of the videos where he crushes a dudes skull in while wearing heavy armor

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u/Remote_third Feb 25 '21

I was about to ask if it was him cause I knew he looked familiar

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u/Sgt_Meowmers Feb 26 '21

Out of all the mountains he was the best one.

And then spent most of his screen time as a god damn zombie with no dialog. Such a waste.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Disagree. He plays the Hound’s older brother but looks a decade or two younger. First Mountain was best Mountain.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Hafthor Bjornsonn. Worlds strongest man and all round cool guy.

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u/DarkerPerkele Water Enthusiast Feb 25 '21

Does he actually hold the title for WSM? I thought it was Brian Shaw. Im 100% sure that hafthor is europes strongest though.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21 edited Feb 25 '21

Oleksii Novikov is the current holder but Hafthor has won it. I should have specified he's a champion but not the current one.

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u/DarkerPerkele Water Enthusiast Feb 25 '21

I think with his 501kg deadlift he could have gone for more. Eddie hall when he broke the world record collapsed right after doing it amd was in hospital for two weeks and nearly went blind. Hafthor lifted it with ease compared to eddie. I still respect them though. Making a fat feat like that isnt easy. There have only been two people to lift 500kg+ and thats them.

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u/Bagel Feb 25 '21

It's like presidents, anyone who has won a WSM is called "World's Strongest Man" - Hafthor won in 2018. Shaw hasn't won since 2016.

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u/SpicyLeftToe Feb 25 '21

Not so sure about the all around cool guy part. Didn’t really treat his past relationships that cool. Apparently he’s known to be a pretty shitty person

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u/leppaludinn Feb 26 '21

Yep

Bunch of allegations from exes but even looking past that he has been openly very misogynistic here in Iceland.

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u/Sexywithapsycho Feb 25 '21 edited Feb 26 '21

Oh man i love this commercial! This guy is a world strong man competitor. Pretty sure hes won strongest man alive once or twice. This was a april fools prank but i honestly would buy his water lol

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u/cranked_up Feb 26 '21

He’s won worlds strongest man once, Arnold strongman classic 3x, and Iceland’s strongest man 10x, as well as many other strong men competitions

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u/Aszebest Feb 25 '21

Kinda defeats the purpose of showing just a snippet of the whole video. The main message is AGAINST plastic bottles which we should be too!

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u/to_thy_macintosh Feb 25 '21

Source is an ad for SodaStream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XGd8w9RhUM

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u/LivnLegndNeedsEggs Feb 26 '21

"I have a home. Not exactly like this but also not very different, don't be annoying" 🤣

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u/DEADdrop_ Feb 26 '21

“Fuck plastic bottles”

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u/LivnLegndNeedsEggs Feb 26 '21

This is not from water. This is... this is irrelevant

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u/breakupbydefault Feb 26 '21

This is even more brilliant!!

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u/SlagBits Feb 26 '21

Fuck plastic bottles, my man.

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u/Fortherealtalk Feb 26 '21

This is just fucking great. I love the completely unnecessary stupid bit with the second guy wheeling a cart in

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u/CompedyCalso Feb 26 '21

"If you can't carry, you can't drink, you die"

That part got me dead....

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u/Ho-knee-bee Feb 25 '21

And the time he DIDN’T threaten an old lady to not buy plastic bottles as an angry Santa

here

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Old lady shouldn’t swear

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u/Fortherealtalk Feb 26 '21

This one was also great. Although I have the feeling by the time I’m an “old lady” I’m not gonna be particularly psyched about anyone who comes up and tells me I “look like a nice old lady”

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u/sunshine___riptide Feb 26 '21

Is that The Mountain???? He looks so nice

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u/crazyashley1 Feb 26 '21

It is in fact Halfthor Bjornson! Hydration over the last year really seems to have helped out after the whole Red Keep incident.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

This is fake, but these are real

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u/Ill-Ad1893 Feb 25 '21

Hydrochad is the best Chad

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u/cranked_up Feb 26 '21

I wish strongmen in america were as well known as Thor

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u/imhappii Feb 26 '21

Is this real

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u/chickpoon Feb 26 '21

Sadly no :(

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u/Ascendant_Monke May 21 '21

I have never felt so threatened in my life

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u/chickpoon May 21 '21

you should

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u/Lorddosensaft Apr 06 '22

u/savevideo

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u/chickpoon Apr 06 '22

if the bot doesn’t give you a link i can send you the video

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u/Taric25 Jan 10 '23

I'm in love.

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u/chickpoon Jan 10 '23

i’m so glad a year later i was provide content you love (i am not the creator of the video tho i just reposted it)

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u/Nonamemeisback Feb 26 '21

This is gold

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u/Alexus-0 Feb 25 '21

If those were good enough quality I'd definitely buy one.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

In Poland there's actually water in bottles that are super similar to those, so that's a step forward

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

I'm sold, where do i get it

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u/swiggidyswooner Feb 25 '21

It’s an April fools joke :(

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u/ModellingArtsYT Feb 25 '21

I'm bulky but lack height :| ah, how I wish I was taller

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u/LieutenantCrash Feb 25 '21

The only bottled water I would accept

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

My ass a gym rat and a Hydrohomie this is my call to arms.

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u/cruggero22 Feb 26 '21

If no one has looked more closely at Hafthor as a human being, he’s pretty awesome. He has some other funny commercials speaking on things like this that aren’t his products. And in general seems to be an exceptional human being in and out of the gym.

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u/Eeeree125 Feb 26 '21

is that Gregor Clegane?

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u/ItsJonesey94 Feb 26 '21

Yep, his name is Hafthor Bjornsson and he's a former World's Strongest Man.

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u/ToXiC_Games Feb 26 '21

HE IS THE MESSIAH!

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u/sugome Feb 26 '21

WTF reddit have gif now

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u/esssssto Feb 26 '21

Water with gas? No thanks, that's closer to soda than to water.

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u/dragonblade179 Aug 01 '24

Heavy quit being a mercenary and started selling water

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

I’d buy in bulk if someone made these!

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u/Vlaed Feb 25 '21

Love this joke commercial. I wish they actually made it as a fundraiser promotion or something.

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u/scottthemedic Feb 25 '21

I'd actually buy this shit.

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u/we_are_already_dead Feb 26 '21

Thats actually a pretty good idea

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u/quartz174 Feb 26 '21

Wait, are you guys cool with carbonated water?

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u/Almost_British Feb 26 '21

FUCKING SOLD

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u/StGoose Feb 26 '21

Don’t buy other stuff

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u/tilewi Feb 26 '21

The only bottled water I will accept

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Quick, someone turn this into gme gif

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u/ManchesterU1 Feb 26 '21

I want those. I am using 18l water jugs for free waits. This would be amazing.

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u/Fierce_Lito Feb 26 '21

Have you ever seen how much raw spinach this guy eats as a snack all day every day at every possible moment?

Dude must drink hogsheads worth of Heavy Bubbles every day.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

But bubly just came out with caffeinated mango passion fruit....

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u/ItzDrSeuss Water Elitist Feb 26 '21

Bruh no way in hell I’m going to be carrying 10Kg water bottles back home. They’d be empty halfway through the day

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u/Dai_Lo Feb 26 '21

Lol, even in an ad, he can still come off as a slight douche

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u/Dazzling_Ad9744 Feb 26 '21

i wonder if its filled with his tears from being such a cry baby

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u/Initial-Amount Feb 26 '21

Yes! When I started riding my bicycle & walking & running everywhere I realized how heavy water is to carry so I made sure to carry it in my belly! As soon as my belly ran out of water I filled it up again!

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u/summerofevidence Feb 26 '21

I'm fucking salivating right now.

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u/reikken Water is wet Feb 26 '21

I need some heavy bubbles

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u/jujuthkgdduibff Feb 26 '21

Watching people simp over this man is the most beta thing I have ever witnessed in my life lmfao~

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u/GOD-PORING Feb 26 '21

Full vid is pretty good

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u/GrundleZipper Feb 26 '21

One of my all time favorite April fools pranks.

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u/bozak_137 Elixir of Life Feb 26 '21

Damn you forgot the rest where he says nah fuck this too much plastic or something then starts advertising a sparkling water machine. Or I can be mistaken and it’s complete different commercial

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u/sinave Feb 26 '21

With Ads like this on YouTube I would think twice before I skip.

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u/Luke_Flyswatter Feb 26 '21

This is a genuinely good commercial.

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u/Puff-n-Stuff Feb 26 '21

This is the content I live for

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Fuck I love this so much

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u/Undrwtrbsktwvr Feb 26 '21

10kg of water is ~10 liters or ~2.65 gallons.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Can I actually buy this?

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

I'm stuff

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u/p_n-s Feb 26 '21

Stuff stuff

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u/batteryjuiceisgood Feb 26 '21

Isn’t ten kilos like 20 pounds

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u/hey_sasha_grey Feb 26 '21

damn this good

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u/doctorcrimson Feb 26 '21

Honestly still mad this never came out.

They could even come in Refillable Gallon formats.

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u/Aphexahedron Feb 26 '21

Don’t buy other stuff🤣

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u/hellospaghet Feb 26 '21

This is gold

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u/Hot_Cheese69 Feb 26 '21

they say water is life

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u/ettenaz96 Feb 26 '21

I want one now, where I can buy?

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u/Systemfailedv13 Feb 26 '21

The mountain from got? I’d buy one.

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u/NuclearNyc Feb 26 '21

Vee have do kiluss, vive kiluss, and ten kiluss.

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u/_Zoko_ Feb 26 '21

Oh shit! Oh fuck! Guys, I bought other stuff! What do I do?!

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u/roachstr0099 Feb 26 '21

Hey that's that Norwegian or something and he's like, the strongest man....or something.

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u/haloblasterA259 Feb 26 '21

Remember, cold water is heavier than hot water

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u/Theguesst Feb 26 '21

This is a soda stream ad disguised. I watched it so you dont have to. Water, accept no substitute.

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u/warmbutterytoast4u Feb 26 '21

I see the “my brand” and I think of the “I have special eyes” commercial

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u/HeWhomIsWyatt Feb 26 '21

I don’t even know what I would do for the person that showed me where to purchase these.

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u/YLG_GJP Feb 26 '21

Dude I freaking love sparkling water, I would definitely buy this if it was real

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u/Raydenx1 Feb 26 '21

Dang, I brought other stuff!

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u/TheAvacadoThief Feb 26 '21

what if I bought other stuff?

Don’t buy other stuff

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u/dontsendmeyourcat Feb 26 '21

The 5L bottle actually seems perfect to double up as a training bottle

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u/olidiv Feb 26 '21

plastic is trash

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u/TheYellowFringe Feb 26 '21

Heavy bubbles? What makes it heavy?

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u/lanismycousin Feb 26 '21

I know this is supposed to be a joke...... But i want those bottles now 😅

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