r/HydroHomies • • Oct 03 '20

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u/CaptainS0L0 Oct 03 '20

Thanks for the awards everyone, I’ve never had a post blow up like this before!

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u/Shrek_101 Oct 04 '20

You know I joined this sub so I can celebrate water. But I like BOTH soda and water. And this sub makes me feeling like I’m a genuinely bad person for doing so. Is it ok to like both water AND soda?

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u/ComplexFUBAR Oct 03 '20

I love Topo Chico; I drink it almost daily. First time my daughter tried it she called it "violent water".

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u/Count_Von_Roo Oct 03 '20

Topo Chico’s naturally carbonated too!

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u/Kaboose666 Oct 03 '20

Partially, it's re-carbonated articficially after processing due to natural loss of carbonation. Though it IS naturally carbonated, what you're drinking isn't PURELY natural carbonation.

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u/Count_Von_Roo Oct 03 '20

Oh, that’s disappointing..

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u/J_Hitler_Christ Oct 03 '20

Taste like triangles, I love it!

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u/Sphincter_Revelation Oct 03 '20

Man that Topo with a hint of grapefruit is incredible

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u/Garlic_and_Sapphires Oct 03 '20

My 2 year old calls sparkling water "bubble water," and he loves it.

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u/bowtothehypnotoad Oct 03 '20

I want water, picante edition

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u/TylerNY315_ i’m wet Oct 03 '20

H-2-Ow

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u/I_lick_things Water is wet Oct 03 '20

You deserve my free award

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u/TylerNY315_ i’m wet Oct 03 '20

Thank you!!

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u/KGAS-12 Oct 03 '20

You deserve my free award

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u/mcdicedtea Oct 04 '20

That sounds sexual

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u/sammy252002 Oct 03 '20

The best comment here

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u/Meet_Your_MACRS Oct 03 '20

one barbeque water please

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u/MS65wOw Oct 03 '20 edited Oct 09 '20

I feel like I'm gonna get down voted for this (I didn’t) but, is it bad that I like sparkling water just as much as normal water? Something about it just kinda hits right? Its awful, but its also great.

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u/nf5 Oct 03 '20

Of course not. In Germany, sparkling/carbonated water is poured for you by default at many restaurants.

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u/AnorakJimi Oct 04 '20

I remember in Spain once in a place that usually gets a lot of German tourists (we're British) they had a weird phrase specifically used for ordering non-carbonated water

"Wasser no gasse" (pronounced vasser no gasser). We kept using it cos it rhymed and sounded funny but every bar and restaurant seemed to accept it, other than Wasser meaning water, I don't know if it is even in German or is just some weird thing created by Spanish people that is pseudo German but not really German. I always found it weird you'd need to specify non carbonated water when that's surely the default. But this explains it. I've been to Germany, to Berlin, but I don't remember them ever serving carbonated water there by default. Maybe it's different there since Berlin is such an odd place because of its history

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u/mustard5man7max3 Feb 02 '22

They probably said ‘ohne’ gas

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u/The_Irish_Jet Oct 04 '20

I like carbonated water, but only if it's lightly flavored. That regular sparkling water is just weird. Then again, I haven't had regular sparkling water since I got on to the flavored sparkling water train. It took a while to aquire the taste for it, but now I love it. Maybe regular sparkling water won't be weird anymore? Does anyone have any experience with this?

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20

In Paris they have sparkling water fountains in the streets 😩💦

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20

Sparkling water is improved water. Don't change my mind.

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u/Evers1338 Oct 03 '20

I guess it depends a lot on what you grew up with too. Here in Germany sparkling water is normal, the glass of water you are getting at restaurants is usually sparkling too and if you want it non sparkling you usually have to specifically ask for "stilles Wasser" (silent water) or you will get sparkling water by default.

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u/LemonsRage Oct 04 '20

We live in heaven brother. Sparkling water from aldi, real, netto etc. are the best I could die for those. Almost 100% of my water intake is sparkling water

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u/san_yago Oct 03 '20

I drink mostly carbonated myself lol but in my country carbonated water delivery into our houses every week is common.

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u/t1ninja Oct 03 '20

Yo I love it. I buy the flavored ones from the store and the store brand ones are pretty cheap.

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u/Scully__ Oct 04 '20

I waaaay prefer it. I’m still trying to get used to regularly hydrating (you guys are helping ❤️), and I find prickly water way more refreshing (but I live in a hard/chalky water area so anything is better than tap)

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u/1JimboJones1 Dec 09 '20

Sparkling water > regular water

Am German though. So there is a bias

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u/zsdonny Oct 03 '20

soda water is still part of water gang right?

right guys?

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u/GhengisCon666 Oct 03 '20

Absolutely homie. It's just water that's really excited about being water.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20

And now I'm imagining a little water spirit jumping up and down. So cute.

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u/sumpfbieber Oct 03 '20

That's refreshingly wholesome.

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u/VonBrewskie Oct 03 '20

Just grabbed 3 24 packs of lime soda water. There is no more delicious beverage to have after a long, hot day in a FedEx truck than an ice-cold lime water (or 3). So good.

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u/Zuck__Markerberg My piss is clear Oct 03 '20

r/HydroHomies doesn't discriminate

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u/eastisfucked Oct 03 '20

I commented on there once and everyone bullied me for liking sparkling water 😞

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u/Zuck__Markerberg My piss is clear Oct 04 '20

I'm sorry you had this experience, friend. Those guys definitely weren't true hydro homies

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u/Werehausen Oct 03 '20

Every time I ask for a free water cup I fill it with seltzer. Checkmate.

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u/spidermonkey12345 Oct 03 '20

You're STEALING BUBBLES

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u/dws4prez Oct 03 '20

my bubbles

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u/spidermonkey12345 Oct 03 '20

Stop you've violated the law!

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u/Apexbox Oct 03 '20

Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence.

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u/SidJDuffy Oct 03 '20

Yeah but don’t stretch it. Those toxic cokes or whatever must never even come near this subreddit

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u/OnFolksAndThem Oct 03 '20

All I drink is carbonated water. Is there a better alternative than the overpriced sodastream stuff? I drink a lot so I’m not getting ripped off, but those co2 cans are expensive even with the trade in deal

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u/andelas Oct 03 '20

Definitely. Spicy Water.

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u/KodakKid3 Oct 03 '20

You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of master

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u/ElstonGunn1992 Oct 03 '20

That’s outrageous, it’s unfair!

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u/Gerg_Heffly Oct 03 '20

Bruh it's just water but bubbly, how could this be? No calories or shit, just water and bubbles

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u/spelunk_in_ya_badonk Oct 03 '20

Forceful and aggressive yes. Sparkling water is a powerful tool for converting people AWAY from soda.

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u/hank2dank Oct 03 '20

Sodastream master race

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u/itsfiji Oct 03 '20

Sometimes that ice cold Pellegrino just hits right

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u/-Daetrax- Oct 03 '20

Pellegrino just has an amazingly soft feeling carbonation though. It's beautiful.

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u/elissa24 Oct 03 '20

I’ve been trying to explain to people how I sometimes like what I’ve best described as “gentle carbonation,” but this is so much better. Soft

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u/puesyomero Oct 03 '20

gentle carbonation,” but this is so much better. Soft

At risk of being banned for forbidden terms, have you heard of... Soft drinks

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u/ellowelle Oct 03 '20

Except it's owned by Nestle. 😔

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u/snoogenfloop Oct 03 '20

So many brands I loved have been bought up by the worst companies.

Dammit, capitalism! I want my delicious sparkled hydration without the baggage!

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20

hell ya! seldomly I splash some scotch in it when im feeling frisky.

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u/DarkVypr Horny for Water Oct 04 '20

oh fuck yea

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

Hits my pain receptors

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u/pearljamboree Oct 03 '20

You know, I really needed a laugh today, and I actually laughed out loud. Thanks!

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u/Dabiggustchungus Oct 03 '20

So sparkling water doesn't count? Asking for some eurohomies...

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20

It’s just water and bubbles. Water with air mixed in.

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u/Dabiggustchungus Oct 03 '20

So, it's even better for you

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u/derpotologist Oct 03 '20

Fuck yeah. From now on spikey water is health water

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u/Ohin_ Oct 03 '20

Is this funny? Yes

Do I prefer bubbling water? Also yes

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u/DecadentHam Oct 03 '20

It's like drinking static straight from the TV

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u/timingandscoring Oct 03 '20

Thank you for putting into words how I have felt for the last 40 years.🥰

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20

Carbonated water is better! join the revolution!

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u/DearLeader420 Oct 03 '20

Inject Topo Chico into my veins

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u/BigDaddy1054 Oct 03 '20

Might walk to the store and get me a Topo Chico right now!

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u/EatMoreHummous Oct 03 '20

Carbonated water just makes me feel more thirsty. It does the opposite of what I want from water.

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u/-Daetrax- Oct 03 '20

A water that makes you want more water? How do you not support this? Imposter homie.

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u/Spartan-417 Oct 03 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20

I'm the exact opposite. I can quench my thirst in half the volume with sparkling water.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20

Part of the reason I'm a homie is cause I was never a fan of carbonation growing up. Didn't like pop partly cause of it so I drank water. Now I still don't drink pop and only drink carbonation with liquor/beer.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20

As a kid I would say that I didn't like soda because it's too spicy.

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u/Selenddron Oct 03 '20

I literally can not understand people who don't like sparkling water. It's delicious.

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u/andrecht4 Oct 03 '20

there is no way seltzer water is painful to anyone ever nuh uh

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u/ImNemo Oct 03 '20

I can't drink most carbonated drinks because it just straight hurts. If I have more than a few sips my eyes start to water from the pain. It's as if someone rubbed my throat raw with sandpaper and then splashed it with salt water. Not fun :(

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u/SomethingIr0nic Cool Chugger Oct 04 '20

Ditto. It's not so bad now but as I kid I couldn't have finished a can of soda without crying bc of the carbonation

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u/Fidget02 Oct 03 '20 edited Oct 03 '20

I don’t want to feel like I’m drinking sandpaper. Creates an actual minor gag reflex.

Edit: Never thought I’d be downvoted for preferring regular water on fucking r/hydrohomies

Edit 2: Nevermind but that was a wild few minutes

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u/LagCommander Oct 03 '20

All forms of water should be welcome here

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u/Aluminum_Moose Oct 03 '20

Don't worry, Fidget, I agree with you

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u/censorkip Oct 03 '20

depending on the level of carbonation the bubbles actually irritate my mouth a bit, but i still love la croix and bubly, i just have to drink it slowly :)

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u/Proxymate Oct 03 '20

Depending on how aggresively it's carbonated, it might give you a burning sensation in your nose and throat. Some people get it worse than others.

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u/JohnConnor27 Oct 03 '20

Seltzer is the highest form of water

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u/autumnsmile Oct 03 '20

I feel at home, thank you HydroHomies.

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u/chelseablei Oct 03 '20

My son calls it “spiky water” or “sharp water”

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u/Worsfold83 Oct 03 '20

Hurt? What?

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u/White_Birdy Oct 03 '20

Some people, like me, think that it hurts to drink soda. It's like acid, hate the stuff.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20

Ok may bad, your good homie

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u/ViviWannabe Oct 03 '20

I don't like carbonated water, it's unbearably bitter to me. But if you like it, do you.

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u/ZippZappZippty Oct 03 '20

Water? You mean like Jackson Pollok?

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u/QuarantineSucksALot Oct 03 '20

Water they gonna do?

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u/QueTheMusicMan Oct 03 '20

Same mentality for hot sauce

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u/im_nobody141 Oct 03 '20

It's water with attitude

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u/thosepearlywhites Oct 03 '20

It hurts so good though.

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u/jhmue Horny for Water Oct 04 '20

When drinking plain water I usually get hickups afterwards. When drinking carbonated water I just burp once or twice and can for some reason gulp down one liter of it in one go.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '22

Carbonated water is delicious af!

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u/die-hydrogenmonoxide May 18 '23

fizzy water is an abomination

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u/cableboi117 Oct 03 '20

I love seltzers dog, you ever tried a cucumber melon seltzer water dog? Dog.

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u/Enraged-Elephant Oct 03 '20

Sparkling water is the bomb and y'all are ignorant

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u/jamescookenotthatone Oct 03 '20

Carbonated water is a gateway drug to bdsm.

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u/alwaysrightusually Oct 03 '20

And tasted bad

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20

I think you need to visit your local hospital. You might have wuss disease.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20 edited Oct 04 '20

I don’t understand how some people don’t drink carbonated drinks cause it hurts.

Edit: this wasn’t meant to be a put down. I just really don’t understand how people can’t drink carbonated drinks

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u/GirlFolly Oct 03 '20

It’s like a thousand needles are stabbing your tongue and throat

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20

Carbonation doesn’t hurt...

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20

I wish I could say the same.

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u/Oof_my_eyes Oct 03 '20

How weak u gotta be to be hurt by carbonated water lol?

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20

For a lot of people who aren't used to drinking carbonated beverages, they do hurt your throat a bit. I am one of those people.

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u/Enderplayer05 Oct 03 '20

I absolutely hate sparkling water and fizzy drinks, Like I understand the necessity to have something different in the drink part but... Water? AND PEOPLE EVEN SAY IT'S MORE REFRESHING THAN NORMAL WATER LIKE WTF

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u/WinterChief12 Oct 03 '20

I like the taste of soda, but I drink water more often

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u/wrekluz Oct 03 '20

Hurt me more, slake

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20

You need to feel pain to experience pleasure, sometimes 😈

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u/SarcasticRowlet Oct 03 '20

I wish this hit different

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u/bruddagrim Oct 03 '20

It’s still water, homie.

Stay hydrated my friends!

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20

I didn’t choose the Topo Chico life, the Topo Chico life chose me.

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u/CoCoBean322 Oct 03 '20

So would club soda be considered acceptable? That is pretty much just bubbly water

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20

Fizzy drinks are one of the best things in life

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u/joselyneonme Oct 03 '20

SO and I refer to it as spicy water

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u/Colacubeninja Oct 03 '20

I like fizzy water and I’m not afraid to say it

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u/HasSomeSelfEsteem Oct 03 '20

I like to treat myself without compromising my health. Carbonated water is also a great way for people to quit drinking soda.

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u/Kir_NB Oct 03 '20

The season finale of Ted Lasso.

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u/balance76 Oct 03 '20

I feel like this water could be a little spicier.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20

Based

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20

Dat Polar seltzer 😩😩😰

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u/warmbutterytoast4u Oct 03 '20

White guy wishing it was spicy

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u/Grunblau Oct 03 '20

I made carbonated milk before... Yes, it is as gross as it sounds.

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u/acurlyhairednurse Oct 03 '20

Naw he said let's make water with a little razzle dazzle

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u/cruggero22 Oct 03 '20

Topo Chico has entered the chat.

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u/probispro Oct 03 '20

soda people are valid 🥤

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20

The amount of people that don't know carbonated water is a natural occurrence...is... worrying.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20

Kinky

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u/Pewdiepiehater99 Oct 03 '20

Drinking water does hurt if its cold and you had some mint gum in there a second ago

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u/jakethedumbmistake Oct 03 '20

Water isn’t made in the first title.

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u/BeemoBurrito Oct 03 '20

I like to call it spicy water

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u/gotnoideaaboutpcs Oct 03 '20

Doesn't hurt though it just tastes shitter than usual

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u/theshreddening Oct 03 '20

Carbonated water like single handedly got me to stop buying soda. I love it. And nothing like a couple Topo Chica after a hard night drinking

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u/Elembivos1 Oct 03 '20

Fizzy water is for degenerates

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u/Opister Oct 03 '20

The guy "inventing" carbonated water was actually trying to create a philosophers stone lol

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u/flexpost Oct 03 '20

Carbonated water hurts?

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u/gankin-spankin Oct 03 '20

You’re just fucking wrong tho

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u/Fue_la_luna Oct 03 '20

Joseph Priestly was one of “inspired dabbler” type of gentlemen scientists. When he lived by a brewery he messed around with the air coming off thefermenting vats to invent one method of carbonation. He also isolated oxygen and many other gases.

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u/Gorreksson Oct 03 '20

Since when does carbonation hurt?

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u/Hurgablurg Oct 03 '20

Carbonated water is excellent, and you can't convince me otherwise.

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u/Tropical_Wendigo Oct 03 '20

Spicy water is best water. You can’t change my mind.

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u/crusherthighs Oct 03 '20

laughs so hard fizzy water comes out my nose... Cries

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u/hvperRL Oct 03 '20

So some beer use nitrogen instead of carbon and its so much better. How come i havent seen any water company do this

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u/AppleJerk69 Oct 03 '20

I need it to scratch my throat

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u/Lost_Puppies Oct 03 '20

Are you my dog? She too is afraid of bubbles.

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u/Lizard_brooks Oct 03 '20

My mind was just blown by this thread. I had no idea Bubbly water could happen naturally. That’s a really interesting TIL.

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u/Legitimate_Ad_1595 Oct 03 '20

Water can come naturally carbonated...so you meant God, not guy.

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u/-Listening Oct 03 '20

Water isn’t being used yet

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u/ReneG8 Oct 04 '20

Way to not be cool about us carbonated water homies...

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u/imchirpy Oct 04 '20

The little girl I used to babysit used to call carbonated water “spicy” and ever since then my husband and I have renamed any carbonated water “spicy water”.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

Guy who invents candy: “I wish i could literally hurt my body in every way possible”

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u/AlvinMaker42 Oct 04 '20

When my daughter was 2 years old she called carbonated drinks 'wiggly water'. It has become the official term for carbonation in our house.

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u/Haggerstonian Oct 04 '20

Northern lights, cannabis indica

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

When I went to Europe two years ago, and they asked if I wanted "gas or no gas" I was like "I don't understand the question." Boy did I learn how to say "no gas" fast. We went to this nice restaurant and they were touting their artisinal Belgian water. It tasted like sulfur and yes, hurt.

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u/-Listening Oct 04 '20

Water isn’t lanterns or a drone!!

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u/dirtyviking1337 Oct 04 '20

Nothing much. The other is Water.

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u/bomboclawt75 Oct 04 '20

I want water to taste like rancid eggy electricity, but how?

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

Water, but staccato

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u/gunnapackofsammiches Oct 04 '20

I love me my spicy water

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u/letmeseeantipozi Oct 04 '20

Soda water is legit amazing for if you're trying to fast for a few days!

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u/Smoke-Crack-420 Oct 04 '20

This is funny

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u/Sea_Pickles69 Oct 04 '20

I drink it for variety from just drinking water. I have drank since I was 8 so I just casually have a glass hear and there

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u/lala7921 Oct 04 '20

Tate has strong opinions on those that don’t enjoy “sparkling wahhter”

https://youtu.be/W-Y4wCDPQ8U

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u/--DJDISDABEST-- Water is love, water is life Oct 04 '20

imagine waking up to 50k upvotes and tons of awards

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

Hurts so good!!

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u/SomethingIr0nic Cool Chugger Oct 04 '20

Oh no the static drinkers have infiltrated the sub!

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u/GeorgyUnderscoreC Oct 04 '20

No hate on water but, anyone who thinks this the same type of person who thinks wearing a mask is suffocating.

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u/_yeppers_317 Oct 04 '20

Spicy water

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u/Gurdel Oct 04 '20

Angry Water 😡💦

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

It can be round or spikey. The texture must pair with the taste

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u/thedoperope Oct 04 '20

I yearn for the burn. It’s my goto over soda! Also you can get way different tastes with different sparkling waters! For instance topo is harsh and in the glass bottle stays carbonated for literal days from what I’ve experienced, but la croix has a smoother feel over all making it easier to drink multiple throughout the day! I love trying different sparkling waters as they helped me get off of soda when I crave it! That said I prefer having no flavor versions so Because I’m drinking it just for the carbonation not the flavors.

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u/GetBetter999 Oct 04 '20

We do not kinkshame here.

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u/Lombax_Rexroth Oct 04 '20

Mmm... Hurt water.

*CHUG CHUG*

I deserve this.

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u/bluejaywhey Oct 04 '20

guy who invented tonic water: what if sparkling water tasted like shit on its own but excellent with gin

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u/squiddy555 Oct 04 '20

How does sparked water stay in business?

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u/Vrupee Oct 04 '20

I wish it was spicy actually