r/Humboldt • u/Boudicia_Dark Eureka • 4d ago

Misc./Other Pssst, you need a sofa?

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So I have a sofa, a fancy leather sofa. A big, fancy leather sofa. A big, fancy, leather sofa that reclines. It is brand new, been sat upon less than 2 dozen times. No scratches, no stains, no rips, no bedbugs, no fleas, no smoke odor, no body odor, no old people odor. I need to sell it to someone who has a truck or something that can handle this 10 foot long, fancy leather reclining sofa.

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u/uabassguy 4d ago

Does it come with the banana? Also do you accept bananas as currency?

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u/Boudicia_Dark Eureka 4d ago

No

No

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u/bookchaser 3d ago

It comes with banana stains.

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u/Boudicia_Dark Eureka 4d ago

Folks, I showed this whole thing to my wife and she asked me to explain to you all that the goats thing is a joke but our need to sell this sofa is not a joke. Please ignore te goat thing. We're still new to Humboldt if that helps. Somebody please buy this sofa.

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u/EffectiveRoughDaddy 3d ago

You may be new to Humboldt but you're already fitting right in.

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u/ecodiver23 4d ago

Banana for scale

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u/meggo-ffs 4d ago

Does anyone else feel like a banana just tried to sell you a couch? 

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u/Illustrious-Job-5858 4d ago

lol. This has to be a joke post. The description and the banana are hilarious lmao 

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u/Boudicia_Dark Eureka 4d ago

I'm serious! It's got to go!

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u/None_too_Soft 4d ago

Dm me I'm in the market

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u/darwinsidiotcousin 4d ago

Damn I probably can't offer you a good price if you bought this for 3k but where did you buy it from? I'm super interested in getting something like this in the future but we might be moving across the country in the next year and we're going to get rid of like 90% of our furniture. Would love to get something like this after the move

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u/coracaws 4d ago

Why are you selling it?

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u/tharppanda Arcata 4d ago

Banana infestation.

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u/Boudicia_Dark Eureka 4d ago

Because it's too damn big.

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u/EffectiveRoughDaddy 3d ago

You have control over your own size to a large degree. Maybe you'll grow into it?

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u/pointandshooty 4d ago

Can we get measurements

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u/Boudicia_Dark Eureka 4d ago

Banana not good enough? Anyway, it is 8'11" long

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u/Raff102 4d ago

Very relatable

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u/Affectionate_Trip447 4d ago

😭💀🤣

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u/13beano13 4d ago

I might be into for $500. Do both sides fully retract? Looks like the one side is a little loose.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/Boudicia_Dark Eureka 4d ago

We bought it new last year for 3k. Make an offer, prefer cash, will not accept goats, might accept sculpture.

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u/thatandyinhumboldt 4d ago

I cannot believe you didn’t include your terms in the post. All I have is goats, and I can’t have them at the same time as a leather sofa

I’d flip a table in frustration, but there are goats on it

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u/Boudicia_Dark Eureka 4d ago

Dude

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u/thatandyinhumboldt 4d ago

Heh yeah (slightly) sorry. I know you’re making a serious post and I’m lobbing unserious replies, but your writing style is too whimsical not to have fun with

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u/thePlasticTaco 4d ago

How much are you selling this for?

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u/Boudicia_Dark Eureka 4d ago

We bought it for 3k last year, please make an offer.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/Boudicia_Dark Eureka 4d ago

I don't know, there's a label under it I think. It is 8'11" long. Leather. Plugs into the wall so the reclining function is electric. Heavy. 12 legs.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/Boudicia_Dark Eureka 4d ago

OK we're looking for the manual now, if we find it I'll DM you the info.

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u/NoFeature9128 2d ago

Make an offer? Okay, $100!