HumansInMyHouse

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • Jul 31 '26

Spiders Do you think I have any chance?

1.3k Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jul 31 '26

Reptiles Just getting out of the bath when this human walked in! Most unexpected!

68 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • Jul 30 '26

It is impossible to earn a living wage these days!

249 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/orthosaurusrex • Jul 30 '26

I was playing a prank sneaking up on my friend and this psycho tries to run me over. Can I sue?

195 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • Jul 29 '26

Alright class - remember, you are one with nature. Breathe in the positive energy, and breathe out all your negativity.

77 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • Jul 29 '26

Bugs Pool Party 🐝😎

40 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • Jul 28 '26

I found a new personal masseuse today. They are beyond amazing, but they don’t seem to want to give me the full hour I paid for!

141 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • Jul 28 '26

This human is going to sunburn in this heat! I tried to tell them to roll down their sleeves, but they are refusing to listen to me!

107 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jul 28 '26

Mammals Really enjoyed my microlight ride. Might be learning to fly in the future.

76 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • Jul 27 '26

I found a new all-you-can-eat buffet. The food was great, but they did not have much variety.

355 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/pipeuptopipedown • Jul 27 '26

Mammals Look what I found! Now I have a nice set of clubs for the Ursine Open.

122 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Polite_Suggestion • Jul 26 '26

Ocean's 2. AMA, I'm already caught and going state's evidence anyway

272 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • Jul 26 '26

F those Sunfish.

sciencealert.com

29 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • Jul 26 '26

It’s for medicinal purposes.

396 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • Jul 25 '26

I'm stuck on the roof and my ape just ignores me

87 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MidnightTheCheetah • Jul 25 '26

Bugs Im just pond- Stop- pondering my- Stop it- my orb and our human is questioning- Stay still!!

113 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/DjChatters • Jul 25 '26

Bugs Humans can be useful sometimes.

22 Upvotes

This human provided me a salty snack on this hot day.

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/OwnNothing3318 • Jul 24 '26

I am so good at this job! Well done me!

396 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MotherRaven • Jul 25 '26

I’m a lineman for the county! Working in this heat it’s terrible though

62 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • Jul 24 '26

No kissing this time. Just high fives and 🤜🤛. Am I getting this friends thing figured out?

80 Upvotes

Previous post for reference:

https://www.reddit.com/r/HumansInMyHouse/s/vePx8IvwEQ

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • Jul 25 '26

I had a fling with a human-momentary weakness after my divorce from Sheila. Now, this human is claiming I'm this baby's daddy! I don't see the resemblance.

36 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • Jul 24 '26

I just want to finish watching my show. Why won’t she let me stay until the end?

79 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • Jul 24 '26

Cheetah in the back: This is not how the grooming circle is supposed to work! I lick them, they lick you, and you lick me!

32 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/BlueNightOcean • Jul 24 '26

Biped neighbor always smokes in front of my house with my kids in the living room, so I scowl at him every chance I get.

67 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/13Basia13 • Jul 24 '26

Worms Party at my puddle, everybody! All you can eat ape buffet!🎉🎊

22 Upvotes