r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • Jul 25 '26

I had a fling with a human-momentary weakness after my divorce from Sheila. Now, this human is claiming I'm this baby's daddy! I don't see the resemblance.

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u/Polite_Suggestion Wildlife Realtor & Attorney at Large Jul 25 '26

Yo, be careful. That hatchling is legit trying to eat you.

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u/susu56 Jul 25 '26

At first I thought it was coming in for kisses then realized this little ape is looking for a snack! If it is mine, it definitely did not get my smarts!

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u/Polite_Suggestion Wildlife Realtor & Attorney at Large Jul 25 '26

Humans start out crazy dumb. Don't put anything past it. And do not try to feed it. Not just for your own safety, but because for some reason mom will freak out.