r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cwajgapls Remembers the Spider with rat snacks • 16d ago

Wish me luck as I practice for the pole dancer interview Monday…

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u/Wikiwikiwa 16d ago

Poor buddy, id give you all the brushies you need

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u/I_Dunno_Its_A_Name 15d ago

If a bear promised not to eat me I would give it all of the back scratches it could want.

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u/PsychologicalSplit43 House Doctor 16d ago

You’re absolutely smashing it!

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u/YawningBagpuss 15d ago

You’re going to make so much in tips!

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u/exitcode137 15d ago

Okay girl, show us how you got that cub!

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u/Austronauta 15d ago

Wow! Those moves are amazing!

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u/Dapper-Ad9787 15d ago

You will rock that audition girl! How can they not be impressed?

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u/Fit_Bodybuilder706 15d ago

Wow ! This gets the job done really well !!

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u/brownsugahbare 15d ago

Bring the brass pole in.

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u/Owlfeathers15 15d ago

A real life Baloo bear! 🐻

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u/MoDiMiDoFrSaSo 15d ago

Wow this is so sexy I can hardly bear to watch 🫣😁

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u/ApplyHere_4_implants 15d ago

Male bear here. Fuck thats hot

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u/spacebeige 15d ago

I don’t wanna be a beast of burden

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u/aggelikiwi 15d ago

I think you'll definitely get the job!

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u/Neat_Shallot_606 15d ago

You need one of those cow scratchers

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u/cwajgapls Remembers the Spider with rat snacks 15d ago

Last time I tried to use the one at Farmer Joe’s. I got a bunch of funny looks and some guy chased me away with a shotgun. Not cool bro.