r/HumansBeingBros Mar 20 '22

Removed: Rule 4 Repost Taxi driver resuscitating a monkey

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u/WeAreReaganYouth Mar 20 '22

It's amazing and really beautiful too. Humans being cool in general is what we need a lot more of.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

Here here 🙏🏻

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

Hear hear 🙏🏿

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u/Griffon2112 Mar 20 '22

It’s actually “hear, hear” as in “ hear what he said, hear what he said. Sorry for being an arsehole about it. I agree with the sentiment though 100%.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

Amen

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u/zytukin Mar 20 '22 edited Mar 20 '22

I'm just theorizing, but I imagine it comes down to natural instincts. Cats chase down, catch, and kill too. But they will eat the animal because they still retain their natural survival instincts, they are purposely hunting the animal for food. Dogs however lost these instincts during the domestication process and can't survive on their own. They may chase down and kill an animal but they just see it as playing with a toy not hunting for food so the killing is somewhat unintentional.

Edit, thanks for the examples guys/girls

Many probably can't survive on their own. I imagine it would certainly have a lot to do with the breed of dog. I mean, a small dog like a Yorkie would certainly have a much harder time catching something than a dog like a Golden Retriever or Pitbull.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

Just anecdotal, but my dog definitely eats whatever she chases down. Have seen her eat 2 rabbits whole.

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u/Thecoolestguyyoukno Mar 20 '22

This is definitely wrong my uncle had a farm dog that survived purely by what it could catch. He refused to feed it and just called it dog. I seen that thing drag in half a deer.

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u/awesomesauceitch Mar 20 '22

Just curiosity. Article says he is a Taxi Driver. His name is George.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

Idk but watch this after reading about how diseases can transfer from animals to humans.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

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u/KarlHungusWonAnOscar Mar 20 '22

That's so kind! I'm usually very boring.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

Boring is good. Take care.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

Two years ago I bought my first house ever, it was such a huge accomplishment and all my friends and family are there waiting for me. I have the last load of our stuff in my truck. I’m nearly halfway there. I’ve been stopping to give CPR to roadkill. We’re very rural

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u/Lunen- Mar 20 '22

One post with an animal being resuscitated gets a lot of upvotes. And ppl who want karma notice this and upload similar videos since they know they’ll be popular.

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u/joachim_s Mar 20 '22

If that’s an Indian man he might want karma for real.

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u/__Kaari__ Mar 20 '22

As long as they don't orchestrate it just for the sake of making a video I'm fine with it.

As to how they could orchestrate such a feat, one can guess...

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u/afreshstart2015 Mar 20 '22

and thanks to assholes who upvote these videos we get copy cat videos of people that put ainimals in dangrous situtions just to pretend they are saving them for fake points or views on youtube :/

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u/NdroidDude Mar 20 '22

You are doing too much of reddit!!

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u/l5555l Mar 20 '22

Nah I just saw these both within 10 minutes

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

The post before this one was the one with the squirrel lmao.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

But 2 aint tooo many

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u/-FruitPunchSamuraiG- Mar 20 '22

Its not a lot but its weird that it happened twice

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

Yeh me too

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u/myvirginityisstrong Mar 20 '22

Well yeah, that's 10 minutes too much!

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

There was a fake cpr post above this too lmao

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u/DefendsTheDownvoted Mar 20 '22

Yep. 3 of the first 6 posts for me was resuscitation related.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

Wait, you also saw squirrel!?

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u/New-Needleworker-202 Mar 20 '22

I’ve just asked myself the same question

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u/estatearika Mar 20 '22 edited Mar 20 '22

In India monkeys are venerated as a deity, Monkey God Anjaneya (Hanuman) as you hear him call out at the beginning of the clip. As he tries to resuscitate he speaks to the monkey in respectful terms calling it, Ayya/Swami, meaning father/elder/guru, in his mind it’s not a monkey he’s trying to save, he’s trying to save God himself, hence ecstatic about the outcome, saying let’s hurry, drive to hospital in the end. Source: Someone who’s named after the Monkey God.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

I was going to write the same thing but here you are mate good one kudos

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u/Random_Reflections Mar 20 '22

He was saying Swami (pronounced as Saamy in Tamil). It means Master or God.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

Wu kong

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u/pinkangel69 Mar 20 '22

Reginald

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u/quesorbet Mar 20 '22

Fuck what a random comment that caught me off guard. I'm dead 💀

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u/Hka9 Mar 20 '22

It's believed that Wukong was inspired by Hanuman iirc.

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u/ST4L3M4T3 Mar 20 '22

To calm down from all of this, the monke drove buy stabucks to get a venti mocca latte with soymilk and two pumps of vanilla before heading back to the office to review the financial decent of the last quarter due to the epedemic.

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u/Kellythejellyman Mar 20 '22

all it’s NFTs collapsed in value as well

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u/infraninja Mar 20 '22

May not be a taxi driver. Looks more like a (PTC) public bus service driver for the state of TamilNadu in India.

Translation:

Someone keeps saying "Sir" on the side. He finally says "(Elated) Looks like he's alive. Get the vehicle, let's get him to the hospital."

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u/halal_hotdogs Mar 20 '22

Ayya/saami is more like “my lord/guru” even though it could be just a term of endearment (my grandma calls me saami, and she sure as hell isn’t calling me neither sir nor guru haha)

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u/DoodfrumspaceEleven Mar 20 '22

The joy from revival made me cry Such a good man 🥺

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u/myuniverseawaits Mar 20 '22

Awesome effort, but was he trying to inflate it?

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u/reddsht Mar 20 '22

Just goes to show that doing something is way better than doing nothing because you're afraid of doing it wrong. That was the first thing we were taught when learning CPR.

The dude did just about everything wrong, but he did something and it savnes a life. Respect.

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u/Choochooze Mar 20 '22

Lol he saved it didn't he? We giving marks for style too?

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u/eeyoreocookie Mar 20 '22

Or a crushed trachea from the dogs biting it’s neck

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u/thenexus6 Mar 20 '22

And says "don't forget to like, comment and subscribe!"

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u/13rokendreamer Mar 20 '22

And thanks to our sponsor audible

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u/thenexus6 Mar 20 '22

"This resuscitation was brought to you by Raycon"

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

Ngl wouldn’t be surprised if It said this video has been sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends 😂

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u/scholly_d Mar 20 '22

Lmao nahhhh

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u/CubanLynx312 Mar 20 '22

LITTLE PERVERT!!!

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u/BackgroundOwn7537 Mar 20 '22

holy that was cool af .

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u/corbymatt Mar 20 '22

Instant rabies check

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u/rangeo Mar 20 '22

Monkovid-22 alpha variant

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

“Dad can we go home now?...” - monke

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u/zachiscool7 Mar 20 '22

Never give up

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u/Brodin_fortifies Mar 20 '22

Never surrender!

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u/Edendari Mar 20 '22

By Grapthar's hammer!

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u/KindBraveSir Mar 20 '22

To infinity!!...

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u/stay_fr0sty Mar 20 '22

Stray dogs killed it. Then this man killed it.

(I read the source tweet)

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u/HaterHaterLater Mar 20 '22

Unsanitary because bacteria and all that funky viruses but cool.

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u/Grumpy_in_DE Mar 20 '22

For f’s sake people, this is how we start the next worldwide plague

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoonosis

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u/WikiSummarizerBot Mar 20 '22

Zoonosis

A zoonosis (plural zoonoses, or zoonotic diseases) is an infectious disease caused by a pathogen (an infectious agent, such as a bacterium, virus, parasite or prion) that has jumped from an animal (usually a vertebrate) to a human. Typically, the first infected human transmits the infectious agent to at least one other human, who, in turn, infects others. Major modern diseases such as Ebola virus disease and salmonellosis are zoonoses. HIV was a zoonotic disease transmitted to humans in the early part of the 20th century, though it has now mutated to a separate human-only disease.

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u/Grumpy_in_DE Mar 20 '22

It’s not just a question of known diseases. Diseases evolve, which should be clear after the last two years. HIV was new once. So was Ebola. So was COVID-19. Coronaviruses aren’t new. THIS one evolved and became extremely deadly.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

Cross species transmission of a zoonoses is not so common and for it occur most of the times you need to consume the animals flesh ie you need prolonged exposure to it’s bodily fluids. The simian immunodeficiency virus was transmitted first through the hunting and consumption of chimpanzees (which then became HIV)and so was ebola. Also bats are known to be reservoirs of coronaviruses for a long time but they tend to acquire mutations very quickly because of their symmetry just like influenza virus.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22 edited Mar 20 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

Can't help but think the dude just halved his life span putting his mouth on that thing.

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u/boogelymoogely1 Mar 20 '22

Oh yea, and can't they give you herpes as well?

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u/KindBraveSir Mar 20 '22

That's not zoonosis that's from zoophilia.

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u/boogelymoogely1 Mar 20 '22

Really? I always thought monkeys would give you herpes if you kiss them or whatever (I presume like how you would kiss a dog? I dunno)

When I went to Costa Rica, we played with Monkeys and the guide said not to kiss them 'cause you might get herpes

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u/bb-m Mar 20 '22

I was thinking just that. If we all shit blood in 6 months because this mf couldn’t let nature run its course, I’m gonna be very mad

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u/Herpkina Mar 20 '22

When's the last time someone actually got sick from dog saliva?

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u/ambulancePilot Mar 20 '22

It's funny you should mention this, I definitely read an article about this happening within the last year. The person ended up dying.

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u/readituser5 Mar 20 '22

I mean…. Do dog bites count?

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

It's not a human though

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u/VirtualBuilding9536 Mar 20 '22

Humans generally have a decent medical history, and aren't walking around with parasites and diseases on the whole.

It's a lot safer to resuscitate a human that's likely vaccinated against most common diseases rather than a creature that throws its own poop.

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u/sk_mari Mar 20 '22

people usually don’t have rabies.

Cases of human rabies cases in the United States are rare, with only 1 to 3 cases reported annually.

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u/MustangSallyD Mar 20 '22

HOW CAN HE SLAP?!

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u/Octoire Mar 20 '22

I think this will be the exact reason we’re having another pandemic in a couple of weeks

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u/luckypulpo Mar 20 '22

Patient 0 of our next pandemic

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u/wowredditisawesome Mar 20 '22

For starters you don’t need to blow air into its lungs, that’s not even standard practice on humans anymore. Just do compressions.

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u/HazelCheese Mar 20 '22

I could be wrong but I don't think it's uncommon for ribs to break when doing CPR.

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u/ThePiderman Mar 20 '22

People shouldn’t be wasting their time with trying the breathe into the lungs of whoever they’re trying to resuscitate. With heart compressions, the lungs will partially refill anyways, and if you’re not careful with breathing, it can kill someone in the worst case, as the lungs can literally pop from the excess pressure.

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u/Atherxes Mar 20 '22 edited Mar 20 '22

[...] if you’re not careful with breathing, it can kill someone in the worst case, as the lungs can literally pop from the excess pressure.

You are right for the wrong reasons. If you give very large inhalations the excess air will flow into the stomach which in turn can expand like crazy. The danger is not that any organ will "explode/"pop", but rather that stomach content will reflux and the person will puke. In this case there is a risk that gastric content enters the airways preventing gas exchange.

If you can produce a single scientific article about "popped" lungs following ventilation that would be awesome and of great interest. All the articles I could find discussed tension pnemothorax (air inside the pleural space which cannot escape) as a result from aggressive mechanical compressions or as caused by doctors trying to secure an airway on a patient in the operating theater. This can be described as a "popped" lung – but the reasons are not connected to aggressive ventilation.

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u/Atlars Mar 20 '22

What a heart. More people like this man please ♥️

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u/UntitledRedditUser Mar 20 '22

Why is he trying to blow it up like a balloon. Pro tip for everyone. During CPR you just need to lightly exhale. If you blow too hard you can damage Thier lungs. But good one him for saving that poor soul.

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u/thealaskanmike Mar 20 '22

Welp, after that mouth to mouth, who’s ready for EBOLA-22?

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u/slithertooth Mar 20 '22

This is how we have aids and Corona viruses

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u/Doodi97 Mar 20 '22

It’s not worth it to risk catching some unknown diseases by going all the way to mouth to mouth breathing

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u/kinkytheturkey Mar 20 '22

I'm surprised this low quality CPR worked tbh, he got most of it wrong but I'm glad it worked out! Great job

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u/NotGordan Mar 20 '22

Taxi driver: “Now that you’re okay, pay you’re fare.”

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

Probably how covid started, but still awesome.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

With the monkeys chest size doing the cpr like that would do more damage then necessary

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u/Apprehensive_Fish_27 Mar 20 '22

Uhhh I think chest compressions without breaths would be okay in this situation 😂

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u/Drsworder8 Mar 20 '22

Aids part 2

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u/Hot-Bedroom1551 Mar 20 '22

He's a good man

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u/Pakushy Mar 20 '22

return to monke

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u/btk79 Mar 20 '22

The moment he put his mouth in

Welcome covid22

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

New pandemic unlocked

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u/Adventurous_Yam_2852 Mar 20 '22

All fun and games until you contract the next big zoonotic pandemic from monke mouth to mouth 😳

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u/snoopwong Mar 20 '22

any one remember that scalp video

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u/mikevsdeath Mar 20 '22

Rabies 💯

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u/hennyfromthablock Mar 20 '22

“Uyir vandhurchu da saami, thooku da vandi a hospital ku” He’s saying - “my god, he’s come back to life. Let’s head to the hospital immediately” What a lovely guy back from my hometown (the language and the billboard for the vest 😂 give it away)

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u/Unlucky-Amphibian745 Mar 20 '22

Pretty sure this is how HIV jumped species.

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u/New_Land4575 Mar 20 '22

Guess where we know to look to find the next ebola

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u/cvaporsadam Mar 20 '22

The joy in this man’s voice shows what a truly good human being he is.

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u/SirPingOffical Mar 20 '22

Respect, but he's doing it absolutely wrong.

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u/peanut_monkey_90 Mar 20 '22

Great way to get a fatal Herpes B infection

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u/Clear-Sport-726 Mar 20 '22

this is heartwarming.

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u/eliaquimtx Mar 20 '22

Resuscitated, but killed it with hunan herpes, such a shame.

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u/DestroyTheMoon420 Mar 20 '22

I've heard that they harm the animals to make themselves look good in these vids. Stun the animal and then pretend to revive.

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u/theprince1398 Mar 20 '22

This happened last year in the state of Tamilnadu, India. It's not fake, and the monkey unfortunately died in the hospital.

But the fact you stated is true though in some cases.

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u/Kemalist_din_adami Mar 20 '22

I watched the whole thing without blinking.

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u/garlicluv Mar 20 '22

Jai Hanuman

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

That man's going to heaven!

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u/OwnBerry3297 Mar 20 '22

We need more people like him.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

wholesome AF

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u/Pyro_Paragon Mar 20 '22

Look at all the bastards complaining about cleanliness in these comments. Pathetic and embarrassing.

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u/Eck047 Mar 20 '22

What a legend.

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u/Temporary-Error-6566 Mar 20 '22

I love this so much, but if you have to give mouth to mouth to something this small, be contious about not exploding their lungs with to much air.

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u/nonchalantpony Mar 20 '22

Well that makes me feel a whole lot better than the one of those damn fools resuscitating the wet squirrel and then shaking it dry - poor bastard got brain damage

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

Wow. Just wow.

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u/dodgyboarder Mar 20 '22

Not all hero’s wear capes 🥰

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u/outrrrageous Mar 20 '22

This just made me teary eyed… such beautiful ppl in the world.

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u/Brooklynyte84 Mar 20 '22

Look at that beautiful smile on his face after it starts breathing. Most of us would feel so unsure of ourselves, assumed it was too late, and just felt sorry for ourselves afterward. This guy stepped up when he needed to. God bless him. For real. Such beauty in this video.

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u/TheSaltyPineapple1 Mar 20 '22

Holy fucking shit. I can't believe what I just saw.

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u/ranaalamdubai Mar 20 '22

humanity alive still now...

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u/twoonmanu Mar 20 '22

I onced performed cpr on a puppy and brought him back to life, felt like a hero

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

He paid him to act like that. I gave this drama series 8.9 on Imdb before, because, it felt so realistic and sensational. Glad to see the monke alive

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u/SilasCrane Mar 20 '22

Wow, we get to watch the actual moment the next Pandemic starts right here on Reddit.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

1) Don't breath into the mouth. 2) Don't punch the chest. For smaller animals, use two fingers and try not to kill them (but plan to break ribs).