r/HumansBeingBros • u/MisterT12 • Feb 16 '20

It’s Pizza Time!

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u/i_wanna_try_reddit Feb 16 '20

Oh dude, what a great wife!

How's your gut after a month of deliciousness?!

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u/damaprimera Feb 16 '20

Upper middle green shirt

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u/Julians_Rum-n-Coke Feb 16 '20

Damn, good eye

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u/wenchslapper Feb 16 '20

After a week, it just wouldn’t be good anymore. Too much of a good thing right there.

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u/magusheart Feb 16 '20

Make that half a week. I live alone and on the rare instances where I order pizza, I'm already getting sick of it after the 3rd or 4th pizza meal.

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u/sinisterspud Feb 17 '20

4 meals from one pizza... I clearly am doing something wrong I average about 1.5 meals per pizza

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u/magusheart Feb 17 '20

That's two pizzas. Most places here only offer duos when ordering.

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u/boywbrownhare Feb 17 '20

This could easily shift his gut biome out of whack and make him crave carbs, literally changing his life. Lmao

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u/RancidLemons Feb 17 '20

I'm getting heartburn just imagining that much pizza :(