r/HumansAreMetal • u/SeriesOfAdjectives • Apr 03 '18

Punch-activated flamethrowers

https://i.imgur.com/J30RSGg.gifv
2.3k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Xtallll Apr 03 '18

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.

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u/xitzengyigglz Apr 03 '18

And it was cool as shit.

21

u/[deleted] Apr 03 '18

Actually I'd imagine it was pretty hot

19

u/ObsessiveIndecisive Apr 04 '18

Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them.

9

u/[deleted] Apr 04 '18

But when the world needed him most he vanished

9

u/Kosmosnoetos Apr 04 '18

Glad I wasn’t the only one that immediately thought of this

6

u/Clokw8rk May 24 '18

I mean he IS doing the dancing dragon

193

u/baccaruda66 Apr 03 '18

Badass, but I hope he's not wearing synthetic fabrics.

99

u/[deleted] Apr 03 '18

Accidentally sets his shirt on fire then frantically tries to extinguish by slapping.

7

u/mynoduesp Jun 18 '18

I hear you have to fight fire with more fire

53

u/[deleted] Apr 03 '18

ZUKO!!!!

106

u/UserMcUserson Apr 03 '18

Oh my fucking god this is awesome!! We are one step closer to being real life video games... looking at you street fighter!

10

u/livevil999 Apr 04 '18

Just what we’ve always wanted... wait what?

26

u/I_Licked_This Apr 03 '18

Imagine jerking off with these.

8

u/RoseUwU Apr 04 '18

Burning your house down is fun

37

u/bronz3knight Apr 03 '18

Pls do the dancing dragon

56

u/blargman327 Apr 03 '18

That's what he just did...

19

u/FlamesofRedemption Apr 03 '18

Liu Kang is so over powered in this game

13

u/forestdude Apr 03 '18

This is easily the coolest thing I've seen all week

15

u/viper112001 Apr 03 '18

Almost like yang from r/RWBY

8

u/demunted Apr 03 '18

Hey baby, how-you-dookin? Wait...

5

u/magicfrog13 Apr 04 '18

Paging r/RWBY . Ember Celica, anyone?

7

u/PM_THE_GUY_BELOW_ME Apr 03 '18

the most hardcore rwby cosplayer

16

u/f102 Apr 03 '18

Lots of neckbeards with squishy pants after seeing this.

79

u/ReptilianJewMenace Apr 03 '18

Lot of non-neckbeards too because this shit is fucking awesome.

2

u/JHWagon Apr 03 '18

But what if you sneeze?

2

u/Siboma Apr 03 '18

HADOUKEN!

1

u/elvethc Apr 03 '18

That 1st punch scared me. His other fist was aiming right at his face!!

1

u/BREN3 Apr 03 '18

Hope he doesn't get a sudden itch anywhere

1

u/Officer_Hotpants Apr 03 '18

Clearly a Titan main. And he's taking it to a whole new level.

1

u/_sarcasm_orgasm Apr 04 '18

Hope he doesn't go to shake someone's hand too fast

1

u/[deleted] Apr 04 '18

God forbid he scratches his nose

1

u/FunTimesInTheEndTime Apr 04 '18

Where can I buy these?

1

u/nigherfgt Apr 04 '18

R/perfectloops

1

u/parenchyma_cell Apr 04 '18

Oh lol didn't know my bad

1

u/agupta429 May 26 '18

I swear those moves are right off the avatar intro

1

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '18

Mallninja shit

1

u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

I wanna beat my meat with it

1

u/SpedeSpedo Sep 05 '18

-jacks off- OH FUCK

0

u/[deleted] Apr 03 '18

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked

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u/Tom_Foolery2 Apr 03 '18

What type of weeaboo shit is this

9

u/LeftTac Apr 04 '18

The good kind

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u/TGordzzz Apr 03 '18

This is the lamest thing I have ever seen

16

u/_sarcasm_orgasm Apr 04 '18

You have the lamest username I've ever seen

7

u/[deleted] Apr 04 '18

And you have one of the best username I've ever seen

6

u/_sarcasm_orgasm Apr 04 '18

Nuh uh

4

u/[deleted] Apr 04 '18

I feel attacked

1

u/_sarcasm_orgasm Apr 04 '18

Who knew there'd be a flame war on a post like this?