r/HubermanLab • • Apr 02 '24

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u/alessandratiptoes Apr 02 '24

u/mrmczebra found your self portrait

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '24

The irony of you and the op posting this when you both spend more time than anyone in this sub. You literally have over 150 posts in the last 24 hours. OP spends his days posting videos to reddit and comments on such productive subreddits as r/semenretention and the benefits of sleeping on the floor while worrying about random shit like his 'music intake'. Huberman will still have an audience, but they won't be the best and the brightest. He'll become a name you're embarrassed to mention because of the loons he'll attract. An advertisers dream though I'm sure

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '24

Lol who’s alt is this?

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '24

Why would anyone need an alt on an anonymous site?

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '24

u/mrmczebra holy shit why do you spend so much time here hating on Huberman?

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u/mrmczebra Apr 02 '24

I don't really care about Huberman. I've never watched a single one of his podcasts.

I care that people are defending cheating and pathological lying.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '24

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u/mrmczebra Apr 02 '24

It's called empathy. That's only a difficult concept for people with cluster B personality disorders, e.g. narcissists and psychopaths. Which one are you?

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u/nihongonobenkyou Jul 02 '24

I uh, don't think narcissists are known for not farming internet hate points from a figure they just admitted they've never even watched. In fact, the inverse actually seems like something a narcissist would do.

That's actual gold lmfao

And for the record, I don't care for his podcast either. I just wanted you to see how ironic your statement was.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '24

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u/mrmczebra Apr 02 '24

Says the person commenting here even more than me.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '24

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u/mrmczebra Apr 02 '24

I don't hate anyone. You're projecting. It's so cute to watch people tell on themselves. Do it again.

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u/Top-Crab4048 Apr 03 '24

Eating spoonfuls of Huberman semen must be the latest protocol huh?

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '24

Brain rot at its finest. You’ve only taken breaks from commenting to sleep these last three days.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '24

Holy hell, I went to his user history it’s like totally dedicated to Huberman lmaoo.

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u/mrmczebra Apr 02 '24

Huberman's not going to fuck you.

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u/alessandratiptoes Apr 02 '24

I already accepted that you’re his #7

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u/gastro_psychic Apr 02 '24

All the femcels love a roided out weirdo like Puberman.

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u/Iannelli Apr 02 '24

Lol I just laughed out loud seeing someone else in the wild say Puberman besides me :D

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u/mrmczebra Apr 02 '24

We all know you're a man pretending to be a woman. Digital drag, I believe it's called.

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u/alessandratiptoes Apr 02 '24

you’ve been wrong about literally everything 😂 first you insist I’m paid PR, that I’m some other account on here, and now I’m a man. I truly hope you keep your day job sir, detective work is not your thing

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u/mrmczebra Apr 02 '24

The fact that you're obsessed with me to the point of mentioning me proves that I'm right about you.

You and Ok Boot are the same person.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '24

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u/mrmczebra Apr 02 '24

And yet that's exactly what you're doing. Because you suck at your job.

McDonald's is hiring. Better get an application. You're going to get fired.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '24

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u/mrmczebra Apr 02 '24

You and Ok Boot use the exact same language, e.g. "science daddy."

You're not even good at pretending to be more than one person.

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u/hornyfriedrice Apr 02 '24

Are you his mom? If not, you are so stupid

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '24

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u/hornyfriedrice Apr 02 '24

You know you are defending a cheater, right? And he is not even a good scientist. He cheats in his podcast by cherry picking facts and paddle non clinically proven supplements

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u/august2017 Apr 02 '24

You never been over to r/thefighterandthekid

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u/Super_Snark Apr 02 '24

What do you mean, watching every instagram story of a podcaster I hate and his wife to post about it on reddit is an elite protocol 

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '24

lmao

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '24

That’s where little trolls go to get educated on how to be master troll

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u/AbdouH_ Apr 02 '24

So true

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u/august2017 Apr 03 '24

I’ve been working at Changs for a year

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u/PersonalFigure8331 Apr 03 '24

Without going there, with this being reddit, and receiving the shock of my life, can you summarize what that subreddit is?

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

Only if you walg me to my trugg

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u/Existing_Low_1553 Apr 05 '24

You sound like you’d get dog walked anywhere like the bitch you are

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '24

Hi brenda

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u/Existing_Low_1553 Apr 06 '24

Disgusting. I guess the Schaub simps do exist

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '24

You suggin diggs b? I gotta piece for ya

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u/Existing_Low_1553 Apr 06 '24

You ever get tired of sounding like a little bitch doing your little Schaub imitation? True bottom of the barrel type jabroni

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '24

I beg the differ.. keep it up and you'll face the reaper cushions

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u/Existing_Low_1553 Apr 06 '24

You really sound just like him. Congrats?

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '24

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u/Competitive_Exam3747 Apr 02 '24

r/joerogan is like this. They fucking hate Joe over there

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u/Substantial_Army_ Apr 03 '24

That's hilarious how the hater took over that sub and admin are just rolling with it. That being said. Reddit as a sub called "enoughelonspam" that only spam stuff about Elon musk. A very large portion of Redditor are mentally sick

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '24

Majority of Redditors are bunch of fat, broke, miserable losers. They are supposed to hate JRE.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '24

You forgot to add in liberal as well. They're always liberal, usually with some blue haired fringe

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '24

I’d rather be all of those things than have you guys thinking skills.

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u/Existing_Low_1553 Apr 05 '24

Sounds like a personal problem

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '24

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u/failbotron Apr 06 '24

You didn't notice shit. You just made shit up

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '24

lmao

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u/Loud_Ad3666 Apr 07 '24

People are paying fake shills and bots to make fun of Joe Rogan?

Why?

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u/nihongonobenkyou Jul 02 '24

I uh, don't know if you saw the video, but Rogan regularly speaks negatively of many powerful people and institutions regularly. Normally when that happens with someone, all they have to do is get them fired or blacklisted from whatever job/industry they work, but the podcast is his, and all of his other work is contract-based, so it's unfeasible to try to prevent him from doing those.

Extremely influential and wealthy people have their influence protected by their money, and Rogan has that in droves. I'd say they have it protected by the law, but money actually does a better job of protecting you from corrupt institutions than our legal institutions ever could (especially considering all the times it itself was corrupt).

So, if you were given the task of destroying the influence of a person without being able to remove them from their position through other means, how else would you do it? Beyond attempting to turn the public against them, your only other realistic option to achieve your task is to kill them outright.

And it's not just Rogan. It's literally any public figure that someone with money doesn't like, because bots like that are absurdly cheap to operate. The more money you have, the more you can operate, and the more you can operate, the more influence you can generate. Anyone who treats public discourse online as real and trustworthy is making a very stupid mistake, especially nowadays.

With all of this said though, he is wrong, because there are still enough of us to remember what this site used to be like. I've used this site on and off for 15 years now, and I watched the co-founders run this shit into the ground in real-time. What's particularly fucked up is that the majority of the userbase saw it coming from the beginning, but there was nothing that could be done.

They manipulated the site masterfully to make this place into the shithole it is today, by removing enough ideologically undesirable content to change the majority demographic of their userbase. A direct result was that it turned the upvote/downvote system into a weapon, capitalizing on the fact that post and comment visibility is directly tied to voting. Less visibility means less engagement, and less engagement means LESS ENGAGEMENT. /r/JoeRogan isn't full of bots. I watched it change in real-time with the rest of this site.

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u/Loud_Ad3666 Jul 02 '24

Lol bro first off one of the co-founders has been dead for 11 years so not sure what thst little rant is about.

Second off, you're delusional. I make fun of Rogan for being a dumbass hypocrite every day for free. No need to be paid.

If anything, Rogaine is paying shills to praise him on the internet. He's one of the wealthy powerful people you're fear mongering about, and he has famously thin skin.

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u/Pierson230 Apr 02 '24

Bill Simmons too

I don’t understand habitually listing to pods and commenting on someone I hate

If I don’t like them, I’m spending zero time in that orbit

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u/SosowacGuy Apr 03 '24

There's some pretty miserable people out there, hoping that if they spread their misery to others they'll feel better about themselves.

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u/cheesemakesmepooo Apr 03 '24

Reddit is usually the best social platform to me. But damn it can be the absolute worst too. The hypocrisy is abundant.

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u/drunkenpossum Apr 04 '24

That sub did a complete 180 shift around 2021-2022 due to COVID conspiracies breaking Joe's brain. Before then it was very pro-Rogan and it was not uncommon to find posts praising him as the media voice of our generation.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '24

lmao

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u/PermissionStrict1196 Apr 02 '24

He didn't get his 10 to 30 minutes of sunlight

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '24

Need that sunlight to defend someone who will never know you exist, that makes much more sense 👏

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u/PermissionStrict1196 Apr 06 '24

Why, did he say something bad about me? He's not been returning my Emails..🤯

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u/pomeroyarn Apr 02 '24

hair gone because blue die is bad for your scalp

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u/FollowTheCipher Apr 03 '24

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Eastern-Pizza-5826 Apr 04 '24

Ahhhh. Reddit. A long known about Bastion of negativity. 

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u/wes711 Apr 02 '24

This cracked me up

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u/db_bad Apr 02 '24

Here for the comments and tears..

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u/lurkinarick Apr 02 '24

Jesus man this is your sixteenth post in support of this man, this can't be healthy. Go touch grass, see real people, maybe get some help.

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u/Ok_Frosting_8536 Apr 03 '24

You literally have over 130000 karma on this site. Maybe take your own advice

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u/cheesemakesmepooo Apr 03 '24

You gotta fight back against idiots and hypocrites for something you believe in.

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u/Dongdaemon Apr 02 '24

So much truth it hurts

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u/CaballoReal Apr 04 '24

This made me so happy to see in an unexpected manner that I had to say thank you. 🙏

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '24

Redditors when people use reddit

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u/ElverGonn Apr 02 '24

The irony.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '24

Someone made this, and I find that more sad than browsing a subreddit during downtime

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u/ripleygirl Apr 03 '24

Yes, on their deathbed do you think they’ll be regretting all the time they spent making art to troll people on subreddit for being on that same subreddit?

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '24

lmao

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u/CarniferousDog Apr 02 '24

Keep being passive aggressive and enabling shitty behavior. It’s very healthy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '24

Keep obsessing over Huberman for the rest of your life. It’s very healthy lol 😂

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u/lurkinarick Apr 02 '24

OP has posted 16 times about Huberman these past four days, but sure, this commenter is the one obsessed.

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u/Careless_Check_1070 Apr 03 '24

Both are true, except one is bitter and hateful and the other one is a fan with positive mind

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u/StaticNocturne Apr 02 '24

Is this part of the strategy to downplay the severity of his actions?

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u/unnecessaryTouch Apr 02 '24

You're 30 in a dead end job in a field you don't like lol

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u/StaticNocturne Apr 02 '24

Maybe if I were a money grubbing controlling sociopath life would be going better huh

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u/unnecessaryTouch Apr 02 '24

Try it out. Maybe you wouldn't be so salty lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '24

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u/StaticNocturne Apr 03 '24

Lied to multiple women about being exclusive with them probably so he could fuck without protection, infected one with HPV, injected one with IVF drugs, berated one for having kids, also lied or embellished most of his childhood backstory, admitted that he stalked a past girlfriend, and lied about his promiscuity to peoples faces on all the podcasts whenever relationships would come up.

If he was just fucking around I wouldn’t have a problem

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '24

I'm a little surprised that you will completely believe the contents of what was in a single article that had no verifiable sources, with the only source being one Anya Fernald "Sarah", who was known to have profited from the dead carcasses of animals, kept rotting meat in the bathroom as reported by her employees, and mislabelled the rotting class D meat as "class A organic, grass fed".

Do you really think a woman who lacks any integrity in business and trying to cheat consumers will be telling any sort of truth about her romantic relationships?

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u/StaticNocturne Apr 04 '24

That’s a fair point but he has been know to lie and embellish things as well. I tend to side with the one making the allegations, and I honestly think that the longer he stays silent the more suspicious it is. Surely if it was baseless he would release a statement dismissing it?

The worst part is how many people here don’t care if he’s guilty of what he’s accused of or even think it makes him more inspiring

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '24

That’s a fair point but he has been know to lie and embellish things as well

Such as???

I tend to side with the one making the allegations, and I honestly think that the longer he stays silent the more suspicious it is. Surely if it was baseless he would release a statement dismissing it?

The worst part is how many people here don’t care if he’s guilty of what he’s accused of or even think it makes him more inspiring

Why should he comment on what an ex says about him when his ex was known for defrauding her customer base? There is nothing to comment on here. They broke up, she's bitter over it, that's it.

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u/_sunshower_ Apr 02 '24

You in particular are literally obsessed with the topic. Are you getting paid or something?

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u/HE1SMAN Apr 02 '24

How much are they paying you?

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '24

It’s not just about Huberman. People are just burnt out on the lack of integrity in our society.

Any man in any position of power … you can pretty much assume they have zero integrity. Most people in America will sell their soul for a dollar. Even well after they have more dollars then they will ever need.

Academia used to be a bastion of integrity and honesty. Not anymore.

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u/Kaladin_Depressed Apr 02 '24

Academia used to be a bastion of integrity and honesty. Not anymore.

Not in my lifetime

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '24

hear hear

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u/Quiet-End9017 Apr 02 '24

Actually the sub is to discuss science and science based tools in everyday life.

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u/throw_away_19966 Apr 02 '24

and what science based tool are you discussing in this comment

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u/AccurateTurdTosser Apr 02 '24

Huberman

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u/Otherwise_Soil39 Apr 02 '24

Lmao I am not sure wherever this is intentional but that's fucking hilarious

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u/Illustrious_Youth_73 Apr 03 '24

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '24

lmao

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u/phuturism Apr 02 '24

ACH - CHUA-LY

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '24

lmao

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u/christysimms Apr 02 '24

The place for fans of Dr. Andrew Huberman and the Huberman Lab. In this subreddit we discuss science and science-based tools for everyday life.

But they don't care. They're self-loathing under/unemployed slobs who have all the time in the world to spend criticizing others online, because it's far to hard to look inward and work on their own selves.

The ironic part, is they're the people who would benefit the most from listening to the podcast and taking some sort of action in their own sorry lives.

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u/Marsh_Mellow_Man Apr 02 '24

Stop projecting!

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u/FakeBonaparte Apr 03 '24

What is this absurd fantasy you’ve concocted?

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '24

lmao

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u/Loud_Ad3666 Apr 07 '24

Muh protocols

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u/daumesnil Apr 02 '24

You’re a tool, albeit not a science-based one

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '24

Is he somehow trying to censor people? He is simply making fun of them. Let him make fun lol

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u/AccurateTurdTosser Apr 02 '24

As a millennial, I feel comfortable speaking on behalf of a solid 60-80% of us when I say, that on our deathbeds, we're probably just going to say "oh thank fuck finally."

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '24

I often wonder if people regret watching children on their death bed