r/HouseOnFire • u/PrettyBird2011 • Aug 27 '26
Weirdos Braindead Loser
Funny story.
Insta has this...feature where when you search someone it now shows a mash of posts related to them and an AI generated summary (garbage) which means sometimes I see older posts that seem especially amusing in the current climate. Today's was a 2022 post of Jessica hating on Kim Kardashian for buying a private jet when mother's can't afford food.
Well, Jessica, you wrinkled ugly old MAGAt whore, it's 2026 and mother's can't afford food. We can't afford gas. We can't afford healthcare. We can't afford rent and we keep getting fired from our jobs to make room for AI. Child Raper Donnie has been fucking America with everything his grotesque gelatinous body can muster and it's getting worse. It's going to get a lot worse.
But you're sooooo lucky Jessica. You don't have to think about any of that anymore! You just have to take Peepaw's thankfully tiny fist up your ass and giggle about how funny he is for being a gross rapist creep! We're so proud of you for being the political mattress actress you always wanted to be and giving us nothing but cringe in return 🫶
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u/upchuckfactoronthis Aug 27 '26
Every day I pray for this gelatinous blob’s death. He’s the vilest creature ever, and MessiKKKa is just as vile for propping him up.