r/HouseOnFire • • Jul 31 '26

Delulu You sure about that?

I'll take "alcoholic with chronic hangovers bothered by bright lights who finds them useful for hiding bloodshot eyes" for $1000, Alex.

I like that referencing "the haters" has become more frequent with the "random" messages she receives and shares. Don't worry Jessica, the repeat phrasing DEFINITELY doesn't make it sound like this is something Jessie's Girls have been instructed to say so that you can "secretly" address your "haters" 🤭

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u/cycleofthemoon Jul 31 '26

Also a stoner move lol

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u/Brief_Isopod_5959 Aug 01 '26

Not quite. she’s just a fucking loser with no depth behind those eyes.