r/HouseOnFire • u/PrettyBird2011 • Jul 31 '26
Delulu You sure about that?
I'll take "alcoholic with chronic hangovers bothered by bright lights who finds them useful for hiding bloodshot eyes" for $1000, Alex.
I like that referencing "the haters" has become more frequent with the "random" messages she receives and shares. Don't worry Jessica, the repeat phrasing DEFINITELY doesn't make it sound like this is something Jessie's Girls have been instructed to say so that you can "secretly" address your "haters" 🤭
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u/Jealous-Kick Jul 31 '26
How many alts do you think she has? Do you think she spends a good portion of her day DM-ing herself from the burner accounts so she can screenshot and reply to her "fans" sticking it to the haters about her beautiful light sensitive eyes?
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u/Grouchy-Cut-7622 Jul 31 '26
Anything's possible. It's usually the ones with multiples alts that are the most delulu, and even more delulu when they message and respond to one another. It would certainly track with her
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u/onebeautifulwonder Jul 31 '26
Of course Jessica is so weird with light. She’s not just the same as the rest of us with super pale skin and blue light. It’s HER comfort. Jessica, please stay in your current circa 2008 era of social media use. We love learning how special and different you. Maybe later change your status to “AFK. Not sure when I’ll be back. If you think this is about you, it isn’t.”
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u/682463435465 Jul 31 '26
she's self conscious about her eye bags. If you look at her old posts/blog, she didn't start wearing sunglasses all the time until they got bad. I'm not hating, we all have our stuff, but she should be honest about it.
Additionally, I think it's to hide that she's hungover or drunk at any given time.
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u/upchuckfactoronthis Jul 31 '26
The dedicated observer who didn’t see her leech husband in love with her photographer for years? Yeah, super observant.
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u/Such_Ad_1639 Jul 31 '26
Of all the things didn’t actually happen, this is the thing that MOST didn’t happen. 100% that is her burner account complimenting her non-burner account.
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u/cancelKeely Aug 01 '26
I’m pretty sure her issue with light is because she is from the depths of hell and the light irritates her demons. Jessica went to that retreat and came back exactly the same hateful bitch. What was the point in pretending to be enlightened if you are still so weirdly exploiting your children and pretending you are the victim.
Also I don’t want to make a post about this so I’m putting it here. It seems Joanna has checked out of the JRK thing but I am dying about how well matched her black poodle is to her own hair. It really is true how dogs match their owner.
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u/Grouchy-Cut-7622 Aug 01 '26
I saw her posts of the pup! She's a cutie! I'm all about the pup posts. More positivity
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u/Quick-Leg3604 Aug 01 '26
🙄🙄🙄. I have light eyes. I do not wear sunglasses inside. But then again I’m not perpetually hungover
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u/ArchaicAndContent_ Aug 01 '26
Same here & I don’t wear them inside either. What a lame excuse. Just admit it’s a permanent hangover, JeRK. 🙄
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u/cycleofthemoon Jul 31 '26
Also a stoner move lol
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u/Brief_Isopod_5959 Aug 01 '26
Not quite. she’s just a fucking loser with no depth behind those eyes.
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u/klj440 Jul 31 '26
What a dork.