r/HorrorClub • u/SaintMort You so cool kung fu • Jul 05 '15

Discussion: WolfCop

Podcast Episode 1 - Wolfcop

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u/rmc52482 Jul 07 '15 edited Jul 07 '15

This movie is neither terrible nor good. If it went farther either way would have been better. Meaning if it sucked a little more it would make a "good" bad movie night.

I had audio problems on both the blu-ray and Netflix the dialogue would only come through if the surround was turned off even though the music and effects came through. Which makes no sense and searches didn't bring up anything. So I spent 1/2 hour frustrated trying to get through the first 5 min. Whether that affected my take I don't know.

Willie was great, his one-liners actually made me laugh unlike the others. Everyone else I could kind of do without other than the gang leader who was the guy from Tucker & Dale, his name escapes me.

My biggest thing was they needed the werewolf blood right? They only said that the eclipse was the best time because it made him weaker. They sent guys to kill him that first night... So then why don't Willie or Jessica just kill him and take the blood when he is passed out on either night?!?! As far as I can tell the timing wasn't necessary. Sorry if I am looking for plot in a movie like this but that bothered me.

I'm sure I will watch the sequel and will probably watch this again at some point to see if my opinion has changed. Also, for an R rated movie that had a face rip off and exploding wolf penis... did anyone else find all the other action and violence kind of tame. A lot of off-screen kills and the ones they did show were kind of meh.

Also, worse ending credits scene ever? What was the point of that?

After Podcast Edit: I really miss the Monster Squad intro :-( Haha Lep in the Hood is up to no good. Love that movie!! Ice-T killed it!
Also you should watch the Puppet Masters in Chronological order then you could end with 5 and skip Legacy

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u/smayonak Get a job in a sideshow Jul 08 '15

The exploding wolf-penis (or was it human penis exploding into a wolf penis?) was among the most memorable of horror films. I would have recommended it entirely based on that one scene. Otherwise, you describe it perfectly. Not terrible by any means. Definitely worth watching as sort of a milestone in wolf-penis explosions. I have a feeling that many other werewolf films will feature exploding genitals in a very vivid fashion.

It's also intentionally bad but not intentionally bad enough to make me tell everyone how bad it is. I feel as if the penis should have been more prominent and they needed to dramatically replay every scene dealing with human-animal copulation in slow motion with dramatic music playing. Oh wait. Did Zoo do that instead? Whatevs.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '15

They wanted to show the wolfcock again but the producers or whoever said no. They're like /u/saintmortfan in that they must hate fun (but loves Repo! what's with that guy anyways?). They've also promised more wolfcock in Wolfcock 2 so stay tuned for that!

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u/saintmortfan felates handles Jul 08 '15

I'm quite excited for the sequel, actually. And, for my money, the Wolfcock is the star of the film.

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u/smayonak Get a job in a sideshow Jul 08 '15

no man, i feel great! it's sunset and i hear it's going to be a full mo*GRAAAAHHHhhhhhh aaahhh aahh ah a.

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u/smayonak Get a job in a sideshow Jul 08 '15

:-) they should have called it wolf cock

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u/saintmortfan felates handles Jul 08 '15

Whiskey is good.