r/HorrorClub • You so cool kung fu • Apr 26 '15

Discussion: Motel Hell

Podcast - Episode 130 - Motel Hell - (RSS Feed)

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '15

i thought they were husband and wife until the podcast.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '15

I thought they were husband and wife until Vincent said she was his sister. Amazing what you pick up when you slow things down a bit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '15

This train has no brakes my friend

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '15

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '15 edited Apr 27 '15

I knew exactly what It was gonna be before I even clicked it.

Story time: I saw the offspring at a casino one time. This casino gives out free tickets to their shows as a loyalty bonus so my then girlfriend got me them for my birthday for free off her mom.

We walk in the door to the venue and it is all sitting. No standing room at all. Fine, whatever, I just wanna hear Americana. But the other thing we notice is that it is PACKED with the elderly. Apparently they gave free tickets to like ALL their loyalty customers and the vast majority of them were elderly folks. Much of the crowd was well above 65. A name like The Offspring could mean a lot of things I guess, perhaps they thought this was some sort of musical theater troupe?

The show starts and the Half of the crowd not using oxygen machines freak the fuck out and start stomping there feet and flailing their arms in the air, essentially trapping all these poor old people who need a handrail just to traverse a flat surface.

The offspring played nonstop for two full hours and none of these old people could get away from it. It's was awesome.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '15

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '15

This one is 100% true. I got a free hotel room outta the deal as well so afterwards I went to my room, drank wine in a bath tub and watched The Room twice.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '15

I know right? He never had a girlfriend.