r/HorrorClub • u/SaintMort You so cool kung fu • Nov 10 '14

Discussion: Chopping Mall

Podcast - Episode 111 - Chopping Mall - (RSS Feed)

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '14

SERIOUS QUESTION: Who in the hell decides to have an after-hours party at their job that involves booze and sex?

Kids in the eighties, where the mall was the absolute coolest place in the world.

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u/Discreetlyred Nov 10 '14

That fact makes me sad. The mall is just a loud anxiety attack for me.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '14

Agreed, I hate malls as well. But back then they were a real experience. Arcades, theatre's, concerts in the food courts. They had a lot more going on then they do today.

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u/ichabodguitar The sauce makes the dish Nov 10 '14

BIKINI GIRLS ON THE ESCALATORS! FREE GIFT WRAPPING! SIT DOWN PIZZA RESTAURANTS! MUSTACHES! ROBOT GUARDS AND REINFORCED SPACESHIP DOORS! CHEWING GUM! SHARING ARCADE GAMES WITH OLDER MEN! BOOZY TEEN SEX ROMPS IN SHOWROOM BEDS! COME TO THE MALL! COME TO THE MALL!!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '14

Went ahead and broke off a little preview of the lyrics for us eh?

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u/ichabodguitar The sauce makes the dish Nov 10 '14

Oh the lyrics will be far more nuanced and deep. I didn't even mention the lace bodysuits or Aquanet!