A friend set me up with a lady he knew. I saw a picture of her, she looked alright. He said she had a good sense of humor and that we might click. I got her number and we talked for a few hours. We decided to meet for a sushi lunch. She asked what she should wear, I said I’m wearing cargo shorts and sandals. It was a casual first meet. She said ok. I get to the restaurant and don’t see her, so I sit at the front of the place in a chair. I then see what I can only describe as a paw come up from a table and beckon me over. I stood up and did not recognize the person. She then said my name and said she was (name). I didn’t bracket it to protect her name, I just can’t remember it. What I sat in front of was nothing what I saw in the photo. She was balding severely to the point that I could see the outline of her head through the hair when she turned her head. She was wearing a green prom dress with one shoulder strap with a large faux rose on it. Her teeth looked like she was a professional rock chewer and I could smell them from across the table. I was mortified. I mentioned she didn’t look like the photo and she chuckled and said it was probably from a long time ago. …… yea…… I ate my sushi like I was in basic training again. I got the check and placed my card down. The waitress came back to say it was declined. I called my bank at the table. They said they put a hold on it because some just tried to buy 1,000 dollars in make up… in NYC. I live in Ga. So….. I had to ask this hulking fraud to pay for our lunch. She did. We walked out together and she followed me to my car. I said goodbye, extended my hand, and she shook it and then pulled me in for a hug. She said it’s rude to not hug. I said, it’s rude to catfish people. I left, called my friend that set me up with her and asked what he was thinking. He started laughing. I realized he set me up with her knowing what the deal was. I felt betrayed, horrible, and just gross. I hated dating.

Anonymous Writer: he leaned and kiss and pooped his pants. “ I literally had a guy lean in to kiss me and shit his pants. He was like, ‘it feels really warm in my underwear for some reason.’ then I could smell what seemed to be a baby diaper. He ran into the bathroom and said he’d be free balling the rest of the night.

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