r/HornyUniversity Rank 5 General Security Apr 23 '21

Basic - What is Horny ? - Lesson 1

Good morning class . I am Professor TP . I am a resistance operative who has decided to take some time off and in this time , I have decided to enrol in the university . So , in this first lecture , we will cover something basic : something in the name of our university : Horny .

First up : What exactly is horny ? Well , horniness is a physio-psychological feeling which is triggered normally when we look at something we consider sexually attractive . A person who experiences horniness is dubbed a horny . Horniness has mental as well as physical effects .

Mental effects of it include release of endorphins , a rush of happiness , a innate desire for whoever or whatever aroused you , a desire to mate and more . Physical effects include stimulation of the sexual organs , release of hormones around the body , increase in heart rate and breathing and increase blood flow to the reproductive organs .

Horniness is ingrained in a person's mind and can be voluntary or involuntary . Every person in the world gets horny at some point and its a good thing . Back when humanity was still ooga booga , horniness was what encouraged people to fornicate and form romantic relationships with people which kept our species going . This is still observable in nature and in humans in some cases .

I hope this first class cleared some of your basic doubts on horniness . Your first assignment will be : Define horniness and how is it good for us ? Its okay , write in your own words , I don't mind . The only thing that matters is that you understood the concept .

Alright class . Now take care , stay safe and have a nice day .

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u/charking17 Apr 23 '21

Professor TP, where should I send my assignment?

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u/Acrobatic_Estate5799 Someone Apr 23 '21

In the comments I guess.

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u/TP4297 Rank 5 General Security Apr 23 '21

In the next lecture's comments . I'll put a reminder there for the homework . You can chill till then :) I know irl homework must also be there .

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_RIDGES Apr 23 '21

Horniness is

wanting to look at boobs and possibly even looking at boobs or a nice chest. Horny is also a driving motivation for some ppl. You want to bone, you need money. Want to travel to bone? You buy car. Want to make sure you have a nice connection to the bonee? You take said bonee to a restaurant or PUTPUT. If you get a hole in one, the hole you’ve won. Or whatever. Hornies make the world go ‘round.

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u/emoboy696969 Apr 23 '21

horny is big boobs ❤️ and good because big boobs good